The Shortly Awaited Booty Thread

[screwy]

God, stop whining.

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5281/ass8fe.png

[Chad]

Hey those are old pics!


Eh, but you still get some credit on behalf of you being the first male to show your ass on wtf

[gehtfuct]

Screwy... You are not right. :eek:

[Rei Ayanami00]

I have seen your ass in 3 different threads now.

@.@

[papagnome]

omfg child porno

on a more serous note wtf is with the obsession over screws ass 3 damn threads

[Signify]

I can post pics of my ass as well, though it is a tad hairy. Not sure people would want to see it, but i like my tooshy. So screwy, I personally think i have a better toosh.

[Zickddot]

I dunno, it's a wart or hemeroids.

[Hypernova]

I can Only say "OMFG..."

[Rei Ayanami00]

why is only capitalized??

and why is "OMFG..." quoted?

are you quoting yourself??

do you not find that odd?

[Jugular]

why is only capitalized??

and why is "OMFG..." quoted?

are you quoting yourself??

do you not find that odd?

Its because he said 'say'. Having that random 'only' capitalized is about as weird as you not capitalizing anything!

[Rei Ayanami00]

he could have just said OMFG- instead of saying that he was going to say OMFG.

what if we all did that??

what if I said- I'm going to say "WOAH".

hmm??

would that be fun?

[Jack]

Only if you misspelled "whoa"...

[Rei Ayanami00]

I spell it woah.

OWHA

[zoloftcasserole]

Damn, I have a really nice booty if I must say so myself. :embarass:

http://cache.tias.com/stores/timelesscreations/pictures/tty-0005a.jpg:

[Jack]

Ohh...I'd hit that shit all night, Zoloft.

[skully]

I cant see the picture :sad:

[Canadian Pyro]

I cant see the picture :sad:
You're probably better off that way, believe me. :hmph:

[Jooss]

I spell it woah.

OWHA

OMFG you post alot...

and where is your booty pics?

[lies on myspace]

I can post pics of my ass as well, though it is a tad hairy. Not sure people would want to see it, but i like my tooshy. So screwy, I personally think i have a better toosh.

My ass is WAY hairier. If you saw it, you would think im italian.

[Tai]

I'd show mine, but I dont think you want to see a treasure chest full of gold. That and it's hidden. Yarg.

[Signify]

There, my Ass. Done all dark myspace style so you dont have to look through the forest of hair to see the prize.

[Stardust]

ok first chick booty..
I'm gonna regret this one, but ey it's not naked! :happysad:
o fucknut, I can't get an adress for it but soon! And I will be the first lady here to show her ass..;)

[Evil_Jesus]

There, my Ass. Done all dark myspace style so you dont have to look through the forest of hair to see the prize.
are you wearing athong in the second one?

[nppro]

you just made some old woman very happy.

[Rei Ayanami00]

giggle

[icka]

why would you do a thing like this?

/me shakes head in confusion

[Swid]

I really don't think there's a limit to how much viewing of Screwy's ass. I know I can't get enough. :P

[Signify]

Heh, I am not wearing a thong...My shirt tail got in the way. I was tired that night, and when i am tired I do stupid stuff.

[Rei Ayanami00]

like wear thongs!!

OH NO!!

[dustinzgirl]

Im too old for this thread.

[gehtfuct]

This first person that posts a full bare ass that is not obscured in some way, will spend an entire week double caged in the cock farm mopping up Max's spooge.

Your only warning. Step two, you'll wake up holding a mop.

...you may now resume the dick bashing.

[TheLampIncident]

My ass is far too hairy to take a picture of. Good for you guys for having the courage to post this stuff on a public forum I guess. I know I couldn't.

[dustinzgirl]

screwys isnt obsured?

[gehtfuct]

screwys isnt obsured?
Are you making a statement of an observation?
Or are you attempting to ask a question?

OK. To simplify: Posting pornography will geht you banned. Permanently.
Keep the pics obscured-ish, (no full nekkidness) or keep it within some form of artistic value.

Keep your fucking shorts on!

Clear enough?

[dustinzgirl]

Are you making a statement of an observation?
Or are you attempting to ask a question?

OK. To simplify: Posting pornography will geht you banned. Permanently.
Keep the pics obscured-ish, (no full nekkidness) or keep it within some form of artistic value.

Keep your fucking shorts on!

Clear enough?

Asking a question.

[gehtfuct]

Asking a question.
Yes. The two dirty crack pics were blurred and dark. Anything more than that, and said account will be subject to suspension indefinitely until administrative review. I'm not being the party pooper. This is a thirteen and over website. All it takes is one tight assed bible thumper to catch little Timmy pounding one out to Screwy's fuctdup booty pic, and it's all over.

The Boobie thread was clean. Keep this one clean.

Got it?

Good...

Now drop 'em!

[dustinzgirl]

I know your not being a party pooper...I was just trying to figure out where to draw the line....both are so fuzzy on my shitty ass 1990 monitor that I can't really tell more than a fuzzy buttock.

[Jones]

The FBI has better things to do than track down butt pics on this board

Like investigating me (to save "gehtfukd" the trouble of posting that) ;)

[screwy]

God, this is a sausagefest. Ladies, start posting!

[dustinzgirl]

God, this is a sausagefest. Ladies, start posting!

The world needs more sausage, some of us big mommas can eat a lot of it.

:D

Garsh, I'm terrible.

[Jane Deere]

i WOULD post, but i have already posted the same picture 2 times. i'm not going to do it again. lol

[MaxPower]

The world needs more sausage, some of us big mommas can eat a lot of it.

:D

Garsh, I'm terrible.
Pfft yeah right DG. Act like you're joking. You'd at a mile of sausage to find out where it came from.

[screwy]

i WOULD post, but i have already posted the same picture 2 times. i'm not going to do it again. lol
Link?

[Jane Deere]

In the gorgeous guys thread... clicky (http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=48767&page=4)

[Stardust]

Alright, booteey :happysad:
http://i6.cashmoneyuploads.com/tn/483117.jpg (http://www.cashmoneyuploads.com/view/v483117/)

[Tostig]

That's indeed a nie one, stardust :D i'd post mine, but i don't want to be the cause of mass nausea hehe

[HoneyImHome]

Thank you GF. You said exactly everything I was thinking about this thread. ;)

(Yeah, I'm a mom) :tongue:

[Jane Deere]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/Wichitago/untitled.jpg
Thats my backside. I don't have anypictures of just my butt.

[Jack]

I'm passing the quarry now, heading east.

[Jane Deere]

I'm passing the quarry now, heading east.

SWEEEET! White hen?

[Jack]

Nah, Popolano's. We'll get smashed and play it by ear....:D

[Jane Deere]

That sounds like a grand ol' time!

[dustinzgirl]

/me buys a plane ticket, a map, a rental car.

Then I'm gonna beat jack up and get to jane first.

OMG girl! you are so much hotter than the average female!

[TheLampIncident]

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/shock.jpg

[gehtfuct]

The FBI has better things to do than track down butt pics on this board

Like investigating me (to save "gehtfukd" the trouble of posting that) ;)
Shut your ass, Jones. Literally- pull your finger out of it, and shut it. We're not at Blah-Blah-Blah.com where it's customary for you to post pics of your pickle in every thread. Don't deny it. I'm not only offended, I'm also a long time member there. :oddgrin: And it doesnt matter if the FBI is baking meth cakes with your Grandmother or not. The Holy WTF admins set the rules here. I make sure that you eat them like a good little monkey.

Bite it.

[TheLampIncident]

Shouldn't the moderators be saving their flames for B&T? :lol:

Anyway, back on topic! Wow! The topic! The ass picture posted on this page rules!

[gehtfuct]

Shouldn't the moderators be saving their flames for B&T? :lol:

Anyway, back on topic! Wow! The topic! The ass picture posted on this page rules!
There was no flame, Einstein. I know Jones from another forum- I was stating fact.
As you are, Jones was thinking he knew my business.

If you see a flame, feel free to stamp it out. Only EWE can prevent forum fires.

[TheLampIncident]

It's okay, it was all funny like asses!

[MaxPower]

Both of those Bums were splendid. :thumbsup:

[Signify]

Screwy and I thank you max

[Signify]

Thread killer! Points for me!

[PiercedPsycho]

This is my ass.

[dustinzgirl]

This is my ass.

You have a hot ass, but thats just a tad bit too much flesh for the 13-14 yr olds on here.

Partial butt is ok I think but thats a full on butt. Cute butt tho.

[Awaken]

This is my ass.
omfg. Nice pics. Lolz, mods.

[lies on myspace]

I got to see them. THEY WERE NICE.

PM?

[Unforgiven]

Here's my ass.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg/240px-Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg

[Outlawed]

Oh for fuck's sake, there's probably more flesh in cocktail wiener than in that pic (that I didn't get to see). Come on now.

Jesus H. Christ someone reup pic pls.

[lies on myspace]

You have a hot ass, but thats just a tad bit too much flesh for the 13-14 yr olds on here.


I'm 16, so its coo.

Oh for fuck's sake, there's probably more flesh in cocktail wiener than in that pic (that I didn't get to see). Come on now.

Jesus H. Christ someone reup pic pls.

It was nothing worse than whats on FOX. Do we want to be more censored than network telelvision, DG?

[dustinzgirl]

I'm 16, so its coo.



It was nothing worse than whats on FOX. Do we want to be more censored than network telelvision, DG?

Im just going by the rules on pg 2 or 3 of this thread. If you don't like that, PM geht or Jas and see if they will alter it so your horny 16 year old self can wack off to pics of hot grrlz full asses on the internet and spuge on your screen. Then when your mom uses your computer, she will be all OMGLOMSWTF???

[steelasp]

I'm 16, so its coo.



It was nothing worse than whats on FOX. Do we want to be more censored than network telelvision, DG?

:yeahthat:
Seriously, there was nothing wrong with that ass. Nothing at all.

[Outlawed]

Naw it ain't sexual arousal, it's just curiosity. *fap*

[lies on myspace]

Page 2 you say?

There, my Ass. Done all dark myspace style so you dont have to look through the forest of hair to see the prize.

http://forums.wtf.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1725&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1158386352 http://forums.wtf.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1726&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1158386357


It was more covered up than THAT.

[PiercedPsycho]

You have a hot ass, but thats just a tad bit too much flesh for the 13-14 yr olds on here.

Partial butt is ok I think but thats a full on butt. Cute butt tho.

What about the one where you see me holding my hip?

[dustinzgirl]

Page 2 you say?



It was more covered up than THAT.

but that is dark and obscure. Hers was bright and in your face. So, the answer is NONONONONONONONONONONONO

once again, if you disagree with my decision, please take it to an admin. Im sure they will care.

And for the record, the rules were laid out AFTER screwy and dark's posts.

[dustinzgirl]

What about the one where you see me holding my hip?

I think that one is OK....just the one with your ass hanging out was a little too pornish. I dunno. Go ahead with that one until someone with more power than I says differently.

[Noob]

I had no idea this thread existed.

[Outlawed]

in your face

We can only wish.

[PiercedPsycho]

This is the most modest of my ass pictures. It's mostly of my hip.

Oh and I took it myself. Hard as hell to do that, you know.

[Awaken]

I had no idea this thread existed.
Neither did I, until loms linked it in IRC.

[lies on myspace]

Neither did I, until loms linked it in IRC.

Right. Make me look like the bad guy who bookmarks everything.

[Noob]

This is the most modest of my ass pictures. It's mostly of my hip.

Oh and I took it myself. Hard as hell to do that, you know.
Feel free to PM me more pics.

[Outlawed]

Yeah, me too, me too, at your leisure.

[PiercedPsycho]

Feel free to PM me more pics.

Um, how old are you?


EDIT: You know, I do have Yahoo!, MSN, and AIM.

[Noob]

I was kidding.

But feel free to anyway.

[lies on myspace]

If you're PMing them to everyone else, do me too.

[edit]

EDIT: You know, I do have Yahoo!, MSN, and AIM.

...and?

[JLXC]

Very nice Pierced Psycho.... :thumbsup:

[PiercedPsycho]

If you're PMing them to everyone else, do me too.

[edit]


...and?

...the pictures are saved on my computer...along with many more inappropriate ones...

[lies on myspace]

...the pictures are saved on my computer...along with many more inappropriate ones...

...and?

[Outlawed]

Aw hell we have a succubus, I knew it.

[PiercedPsycho]

...and?

Never mind. I wouldn't want to contribute to the mental degradation of a minor.

[steelasp]

You can send me some too. Wouldn't mind at all.

[lies on myspace]

Never mind. I wouldn't want to contribute to the mental degradation of a minor.

uh huh...

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/lomsiscool/desktop_parody.png

[PiercedPsycho]

You can send me some too. Wouldn't mind at all.

Hahahaha I thought you might say that.


To LOMS: all of that is fake though. Who doesn't prefer amateur to professional?

[lies on myspace]

I'd bite, but then you would act all surprised when I request these pics.


To LOMS: all of that is fake though. Who doesn't prefer amateur to professional?

Can someone please vouch for my excessive pron watching habits? Thank you.

[PiercedPsycho]

Why would I act surprised? I'm an exhibitionist.

[Outlawed]

Oooo, you'll definitely go far.

[PiercedPsycho]

I also want to learn how to pole dance, just because I think it would be an awesome skill to have.

[Outlawed]

I will glady donate a pole. Very flexible if a bit veiny.

[PiercedPsycho]

I will glady donate a pole. Very flexible if a bit veiny.

Sorry, I already got one like that.

[lies on myspace]

Outlawed's pole comes with a stylish rug.

[Jesse Static]

Well, since we're posting terrible quality ass pictures... Here's an ass picture after a rousing game of pin the tale on the donkey. I am well aware that I have a fat ass. :thumbsup:

http://i16.tinypic.com/4hmprhx.jpg

[JLXC]

Well, since we're posting terrible quality ass pictures... Here's an ass picture after a rousing game of pin the tale on the donkey. I am well aware that I have a fat ass. :thumbsup:

Fat, or Full? I go with full, and it's still a nice pic Jess! Don't down yourself hun. heh.

[Sinamon]

Yay, my first post in the booty thread.

He's a shot of it :)

And yes, it was an adult costume that I had on. I took the pics for someone a couple months ago and just remembered I had it when I came across the site. It is big, but i love it :)

Enjoy!! :)


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2359/mesexah007kv0.jpg

[steelasp]

Jesse, your ass is gorgeous. Not fat.

And sin, well, I don't know what ot say other than PLEASE!!! LET ME TOUCH IT!!!

[padfootsy]

So I remembered that I had these pictures, so here they are. Yeah, they're blurry, I suck at taking pictures. Oh, and my room is pretty messy.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/DSCN3891.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/DSCN3889.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/DSCN3888.jpg


EDITZ:: if you look closely at the bookshelf in the background on the left by my back, you can see the entire show Dragon Ball Z on VHS

[Noob]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[steelasp]

So I remembered that I had these pictures, so here they are. Yeah, they're blurry, I suck at taking pictures. Oh, and my room is pretty messy.



:drool:

[keebs]

not going to lie, i kinda want to see these pics by PiercedPsycho sence everyone making a fuss about it, also nice ass Padsfooty.

[notquiteshane]

This thread makes me so sad. I need a girlfriend.

[screwy]

This thread makes me so sad. I need a girlfriend.
You're on the Internet. You'll never find one.

[notquiteshane]

You're on the Internet. You'll never find one.

Not as long as I keep looking through this thread.

[Tostig]

You're on the Internet. You'll never find one.

Not true. I know of several happy couples (myself included) that met on the internet.

[keebs]

You're on the Internet. You'll never find one.
i agree

Not true. I know of several happy couples (myself included) that met on the internet.

the reason why your happy is i would assume you have meet in real life not just the internet and thats why your relationship is good, the real life interactions. so the internet is not a good place for relationships.

[Tostig]

the reason why your happy is i would assume you have meet in real life not just the internet and thats why your relationship is good, the real life interactions. so the internet is not a good place for relationships.

It's a good place to meet. One of the reasons is you're not influenced by looks; you're more likely to be yourself. You get to know the person before you decide they're hawt and you wanna bang 'em.

[padfootsy]

It's a good place to meet. One of the reasons is you're not influenced by looks; you're more likely to be yourself. You get to know the person before you decide they're hawt and you wanna bang 'em.


So not to sound creepy or anything, but Tehaxx and I totally met over the internet. Some friend of mine was talking to 'Ryan that moved away' online, so I stole the computer from him when he left, and started talking to him. It is different, because I liked him for his personality and not his looks.(I mean seriously, if I knew he was an emo fag then it probably never would have worked)

Also, I accidentally deleted the pics from my photobucket, and I was going to edit the correct links back in, but it wouldn't let me, so here they are again::

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/booby%20thread%20pics/DSCN3889.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/booby%20thread%20pics/DSCN3891.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d18/padfootsy/booby%20thread%20pics/DSCN3888.jpg

[Easty]

That butt is old and outdated, we need a more current, up to date, butt.

Butthead. :tongue:

[padfootsy]

That butt is old and outdated, we need a more current, up to date, butt.

Butthead. :tongue:



Hey - I was making sure the pics stayed up. :p I'll have current picz the next time I get drunk. Maybe I'll dress up all schoolgirl. :o

[Easty]

/me readies repping finger.

Isn't it the weekend? This should be a weekly thing. We can make a sticky called, "Pad's weekend pic thread" and you could update your drunk adventures every week!

Vote Easty for mod.

[padfootsy]

/me readies repping finger.

Isn't it the weekend? This should be a weekly thing. We can make a sticky called, "Pad's weekend pic thread" and you could update your drunk adventures every week!

I thought about making one for all the times I get drunk and get drawn on...speaking of which, I wasn' drunk last night, but I got drawn on! And I usually get drunk during the week.

[Easty]

I thought about making one for all the times I get drunk and get drawn on...speaking of which, I wasn' drunk last night, but I got drawn on! And I usually get drunk during the week.

Pics! Right meow!

[DirtyBird]

My ass is better.

I'd take pictures and prove it, but cameras always explode into flaming fireballs when I try.

Oh well.

[mdotpandie]

ba donka donk

[mdotpandie]

crapola

[mdotpandie]

sorry guys for all of the posts guys. I tried resizing the picture and got confused lol
I now realize that you can't delete them. Doh! Jesse: fat asses are sexay! I like having mine jiggled like it's 1999

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/mdotpandie/DSCN2605s.jpg

[Waffles!]

Bringing this shit back to lifeee, by popular demand. (Not really)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c67/mccoy_deborah/2006_12270095.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c67/mccoy_deborah/2006_12270099.jpg

[[HOSTILE]]

You know it's HAWT.
http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1139952_Picture0010.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com)

[Señor Feester]

You just ruined the thread. Asshat.

On another note, Waffles, will you marry me? Or at least be friends with benefits?:happysad:

[[HOSTILE]]

You just ruined the thread. Asshat.

On another note, Waffles, will you marry me? Or at least be friends with benefits?:happysad:
Did you see the first post? If my boxers ruined this, then you have problems.

[Waffles!]

I'll have to think about it. ;)

[Shamiaqua]

Female booty, right here. I wore these white cotton panties all day too, just goes to show that clenliness is good!

[Jane Deere]

linky (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=575942&postcount=57) i posted that a while ago...but that is my bum

[lies on myspace]

Anyone else notice

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/lomsiscool/patrickpenis.png

Wtf is that?

[[HOSTILE]]

Anyone else notice

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/lomsiscool/patrickpenis.png

Wtf is that?
It's Patrick's hand.

[Noob]

OH MY GOD IM NEVER VIEWING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

BRB WASHING BURNING EYEs

p.s. if you did not receive neg rep then you are ok to go PM me more pics

[DirtyBird]

Hostile likes penis near his ass. ;)

[[HOSTILE]]

Hostile likes penis near his ass. ;)
What are you doing later, sweetheart?

[Noob]

if thats a penis then that's the most mishaped penis i've ever seen in my life

[[HOSTILE]]

if thats a penis then that's the most mishaped penis i've ever seen in my life
Hang on I'll send you some pics.

[Epidemic]

;821402']What are you doing later, sweetheart?

You two-timing, slut.

[MaxPower]

;821390']It's Patrick's hand.

Why does patrick's hand have a mushroom head and a pee hole?

[Gea]

Why does patrick's hand have a mushroom head and a pee hole?

The worst part is Outlawed going in for the lick. All of this happening on Hostile's ass.

[kich]

Just an f.m.i. (for my information), when you post your 'booty', do you have to wear underwear?

[Gea]

Just an f.m.i. (for my information), when you post your 'booty', do you have to wear underwear?

I don't care what anyone else says. YES.

I like you Kish, I really do, but I'm just not ready to gaze upon two half-inflated beach balls covered in shag carpet pressed against a camera lens.

[kich]

I don't care what anyone else says. YES.


Alright...I'll wear the Leather Thong then!

[Waffles!]

I can't wait for this one.

[Gea]

Alright...I'll wear the Leather Thong then!

As long as the dark side of your moon isn't showing, we're good.

[Unforgiven]

Just an f.m.i. (for my information), when you post your 'booty', do you have to wear underwear?

Yes.

Unless you're female.:tongue:

[HoneyImHome]

Anyone else notice

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/lomsiscool/patrickpenis.png

Wtf is that?

Why does patrick's hand have a mushroom head and a pee hole?

:rofl: I asked him the same thing last night during the show. :lol:

[Shamiaqua]

OH MY GOD IM NEVER VIEWING THIS THREAD AGAIN.

BRB WASHING BURNING EYEs

p.s. if you did not receive neg rep then you are ok to go PM me more pics

Wow, my ass got neg rep'd by Noob. I cry with much sadness... (insert heavy sarcasm here) I'd figure any "ass" thread started by a man with a fuzzy butt would be taken a bit less seriously.

Thanks to those of you who did appreciate my ass. It means so much to my ass...

[MaxPower]

:rofl: I asked him the same thing last night during the show. :lol:

Ok, then it's not just me. Thank god.

[keebs]

I've got a pic to post but I don't know if it'll get me banned or not... I've got undies on.

as always my offer is open, PM to me, and i will "inspect" the pic for you.

this offer is open to all the ladies. :D:thumbsup:

[[HOSTILE]]

as always my offer is open, PM to me, and i will "inspect" the pic for you.

this offer is open to all the ladies. :D:thumbsup:
Dammit!

I wanted you to check my Scooby-Doo boxers.

[keebs]

;821735']Dammit!

I wanted you to check my Scooby-Doo boxers.

ok just this once, but dont tell anyone, people might start to say things.

[[HOSTILE]]

ok just this once, but dont tell anyone, people might start to say things.
Stritcly platonic man-ass appreciation, right?

[DanniC]

;821749']Stritcly platonic man-ass appreciation, right?
Think of ATHF, and the evil workout-machine alien thing. And the song.

"I like your booty, but I'm not gay."

That kind of thing.

[keebs]

Think of ATHF, and the evil workout-machine alien thing. And the song.

"I like your booty, but I'm not gay."

That kind of thing.

exactly. its not my fault hostile has a nice ass (in a platonic man-ass appreciation kind of way)

[squeriously]

What the hell...I see this thread and it makes me wanna punch babies. It reminds me that i have a flat ass.

[TehDay]

Who cares? Post it anyway! Spread the joy (or your cheeks)

[Jude09]

:redface:
Am I allowed to revive this?

Can you Mods seeeeeeeeerrrriiioously revive the booby thread.
My folder full of goodies is overflowing....



I don't wear thongs...so my bottom should be okay in these pictures.
I guess I'll post two different ones if one is unacceptable.


http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/KosherGrl09/Me/1212071336.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/KosherGrl09/Me/mn.jpg

[Tostig]

mmmmmmm, juicy

[Signify]

I would just like it noted that my ass is one of the only guy asses posted on this site. Because I am special like that.

[meh_it_all]

Can you Mods seeeeeeeeerrrriiioously revive the booby thread.
My folder full of goodies is overflowing....



No.

before another poster starts asking.

[darkling8]

Would fishnets constitute enough coverage?

[Rook]

Would fishnets constitute enough coverage?

Send it to me. I'll tell you.

[Señor Feester]

Don't send them to Refresh, he'll post them on the internet.

[Rook]

If she sends them to me, she's the one posting them on the Internet.

Smooth.

[Tostig]

Only send them to mods (such as myself) for approval; regular members aren't certified to view unapproved material.

[Rook]

I'm a mod, Tostig.

[Tostig]

no, you're not. When you become a mod they have a chip implanted in your brain that allows you to not only recognize newbie scum, but other moderators. When the chip recognizes super mods and admin, it released endorphins so we think of them pleasurably.

[darkling8]

Only send them to mods (such as myself) for approval; regular members aren't certified to view unapproved material.

O.k. will do! If I have some, I was going to, had on some fishnets and was like, damn that ain't bad but then felt kind of silly trying to take a pic of my booty.

[Tostig]

O.k. will do! If I have some, I was going to, had on some fishnets and was like, damn that ain't bad but then felt kind of silly trying to take a pic of my booty.

Just set the camera timer and stand in front of it. easy :)

[Rook]

Fuck that. DL, I'll take it for you cutie. Work that camera for me, sweetheart.

[keebs]

in response to jude's post


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/tfranzen/myspace-comment-friday-damn.jpg

and yes I am an ass man

[Jude09]

Thanks Tostig, Keebs, (Refresh for that secretive rep :P )

[Pariah]

:redface:
Am I allowed to revive this?

Can you Mods seeeeeeeeerrrriiioously revive the booby thread.
My folder full of goodies is overflowing....

I don't wear thongs...so my bottom should be okay in these pictures.
I guess I'll post two different ones if one is unacceptable.


GOD DAMN.

[Jude09]

Finally! Some compliments. :thumbsup:

[BRiT]

Finally! Some compliments. :thumbsup:

Sorry Jude, sometimes people find it hard to compliment on something they've seen so many times...

[disturbed86]

Finally! Some compliments. :thumbsup:

I was too busy having seizures at the hotness to compliment properly

[keebs]

i vote for the yellow underwear. hot.

[Pariah]

i vote for the yellow underwear. hot.
Hmm... I thought they were white?

I guess my screen resolution isn't set properly for grade A booty.

[Jude09]

Haha they are white...

someones screen isn't set properly.
BRiT don't be jealous.

[Pariah]

Haha they are white...

someones screen isn't set properly.
BRiT don't be jealous.
Vicroty is MINE!

[keebs]

Haha they are white...

someones screen isn't set properly.
BRiT don't be jealous.

Vicroty is MINE!

they are white, they looked like a light yellow colour, oh well, that style of underwear is hot. both were hot, but the 2nd pic.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Brain Spout]

You know you saw this coming...


http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/21/lawloo3.png

[keebs]

The Shortly Awaited Booty Thread has been commandeered by Jude's ass

[Jude09]

Only because no other female posters have been posting in here.

[[HOSTILE]]

Kiss it, peons.

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/JesseFontenot/Picture0003.jpg

[BRiT]

You need a new camera. That's too pixelated.

[BRiT]

BRiT don't be jealous.

Of ... Repeats?

[[HOSTILE]]

You need a new camera. That's too pixelated.
It's camoflage. You can't see me.

[BRiT]

Was that a pic of some Mooninites?

[Jude09]

Bring Back The Ghey Sponge-bob Boxers Hostile!

[[HOSTILE]]

Bring Back The Ghey Sponge-bob Boxers Hostile!
Those are retired. And smelly.

[Pariah]

;867888']Those are retired. And smelly.
Just like my grandparents...

[Meeper]

My ass is so not worthy of this thread.

Truth: my camera's actually broke.

More truth: more ladies need to post. WTF women don't flaunt their junk often enough, dammit!

[Jane Deere]

FINE!

these pictures are from this past summer
here you can see the yummy curve of my butt :)
http://photos-514.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v113/198/87/22903514/n22903514_35049860_7994.jpg

and here i was trying to fix our lights. i didn't know they were taking this
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v96/50/25/22915556/n22915556_34409413_4657.jpg

and this is also my cute butt during the summer. i was with my niece Madison (not sure if i posted this already)
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m68/susannajill/madiandauntisusie.jpg

[Pariah]

My ass is so not worthy of this thread.

Truth: my camera's actually broke.

More truth: more ladies need to post. WTF women don't flaunt their junk often enough, dammit!
Most truth: You need to fix that bastard.

[Jack]

Jane, nice ass!

Now, onto more important issues: why in the fuck do you have a Cubs pennant and a White Sox pennant? Hmmmm???

[Brain Spout]

and this is also my cute butt during the summer. i was with my niece Madison (not sure if i posted this already)
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m68/susannajill/madiandauntisusie.jpg

We can't see your butt when you're turned toward the camera.

[Jane Deere]

Now, onto more important issues: why in the fuck do you have a Cubs pennant and a White Sox pennant? Hmmmm???

I do not have that. those were my roommates at my old apartment. they had a cardinals one too.

I am a white sox fan :)

[Jack]

I do not have that. those were my roommates at my old apartment. they had a cardinals one too.

The Cards too? If you ever see them again, tell them they're douches.

I am a white sox fan :)

:redface:

[Jane Deere]

The Cards too? If you ever see them again, tell them they're douches.

i've told them something like that. lol i wanted to rip the cubs one and the cards one down. lol

jack...this talk of the white sox with you is starting to get me all hot and bothered :O lol

[Jack]

Oh, Jangly. lol

[Meeper]

Most truth: You need to fix that bastard.

yeah, i kinda do.


So, I webcam'd it.

Shitty pic, shitty angle, but hey! Here's muh butt.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/LostIntegrity/butt.jpg

[Brain Spout]

I have no witty comments... can I touch?



Afterthoughts: it's funny you use the word "shitty" several times to describe a picture of your pooper :thumbsup:

Can we get some chair dancing pictures ;)

[Meeper]

I have no witty comments... can I touch?



Afterthoughts: it's funny you use the word "shitty" several times to describe a picture of your pooper :thumbsup:

Can we get some chair dancing pictures ;)

NO TOUCHY.

Lmfao. I thought it was a good adjective to get my point across. :P

And if I could, I'd TOTALLY PM chair dancing pics to you! And noodz! Totally!

[Brain Spout]

I won't tell, pinky swear.

[CrazyBare]

Hey those are old pics!


Eh, but you still get some credit on behalf of you being the first male to show your ass on wtf



Ahhh.. WTFx2!!
That last pic looks just like a pic I uploaded to a medical questions website about 2 years ago.
...Oh... well... See I had this.. thing on my ass... (Oh God)
It was like a mole or something (Jesus I cant believe I'm telling you morons this)
and I was worried it was Cancer or something and took a snap and asked this Dr. if he thought it looked canceruous.
Just freaking great.


A) How did YOU get it
B) Why did I just tell all of you?Anyone posting "because your a _INSERT COOL PUTDOWN WORD HERE_" to question B) will be flogged.

[Brain Spout]

because you're a dildo

[BamWam]

We need some thongage.

[zoloftcasserole]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/zoloftcasserole/Avatars/gnome.png

[Jude09]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/zoloftcasserole/Avatars/gnome.png



OMG BRIT is a gnome!

[53V3N]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/zoloftcasserole/Avatars/gnome.png

Hmmm... this looks like excretory activities to me. I'd better notify the FCC.

[Pariah]

I need to get my fine ass in here.

Someone send me a camera and baby oil.

[Meeper]

Hmmm... this looks like excretory activities to me. I'd better notify the FCC.

"What was that?"

"Gentlemen... that, was a fart."

Damn, it's hard to webcam your own ass without looking like a tard.

[3Dradio]

Hmmm... this looks like excretory activities to me. I'd better notify the FCC.

I need to get my fine ass in here.

...and here we are talking about fine asses and getting our asses fined. Brilliant!

[Jude09]

I see no booties.

[Bathory]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/dystraktdbyyou/Me/90f3c6e2.jpg

Yes I'm wearing a Dawn of the Dead shirt.

[steelasp]

/me drools.....
I'll uh.... be back in a few minutes....

[Draygoon]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/317792/2/istockphoto_317792_baby_knit_boot ies_landscape.jpg

[Bathory]

Cute.

[Ball Masher]

Yes I'm wearing a Dawn of the Dead shirt.

LOL @ your ex for calling you fat. :D:thumbsup: <-- all they had were fingers that were sticking up. Wow, a lot of people are gonna hate me.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Uh, no, there's 'thumbsdn' which looks like :thumbsdn:

[Icarus]

Wow, Dray, that booty pic was CUUUUUTE.

[Muse]

Draygoon, damn! That's hot! Except my mom walked in when I had that on the screen! :O

[Jude09]

I would so post in here again...

[BRiT]

Posting of Phrost doesn't count.

[Jude09]

No, me!

[BRiT]

So whats stoping you?

[Bathory]

Peer pressure. Do it.

[Jude09]

Alright Bathory, since I'm posting this, you have to post another one too.

Everything is covered but if it's too risque, I guess BRiT can delete it.
(After he saves it to his hard drive)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/KosherGrl09/WHOA.jpg

[Bathory]

The only other one I have I know is too risque... :)

Edit:really old

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/dystraktdbyyou/Me/bbbbhell_006.jpg

[Jude09]

I'm ashamed of you.

[thekid65]

The forums broke Working fine on this end...a little rusty, but working fine. And hey, Jak... if ya could nudge Jude into doing something about my thong suggestion, I'd appreciate it.

And just a few hours later, we get:

Alright Bathory, since I'm posting this, you have to post another one too.

Everything is covered but if it's too risque, I guess BRiT can delete it.
(After he saves it to his hard drive)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/KosherGrl09/WHOA.jpg

Not a thong, but outstanding service all the same. Many thanks.

[BRiT]

What the hell happened to me and Javiar? That picture was bomb.

Off topic posts are deleted. Use your fucking brain and find the proper place to post. We're not here to clean up your fucking mess. This is not a general picture thread. If you're too fucking stupid to realize that, maybe you shouldn't be on the site.

[thekid65]

Whoever shit-canned that post has my utmost gratitude.

[Rook]

Here comes a helicopter!

Fap fap fap fap fap fap

[morphineDrip]

I'm illiterate. I don't know the difference between "you're" and "your"... probably get confused with "yore" too.

[darkling8]

I can't believe I am doing this so please be kind!
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u239/darklingchild/butts005.jpg

[Rook]

So, Darkling.

Gainesville, soon?

[Señor Feester]

So, Darkling.

Gainesville, soon?

Yeah, it'll be hard to get to Gainesville, being as she'll be in Bowie soon.

[53V3N]

Official response: I'm afraid I did not view your booty pic, Darkling8 because I only have eyes for Meh.

Un-official response:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/0053V3N/shock.jpg

[Brain Spout]

A co-worker has recently informed me that you can get round trip-airline tickets to Florida for $99, so when should I go down?

[53V3N]

Shortly after arriving in Florida, if you're smart.;)

[PiercedPsycho]

I'm tempted to post some old pics of mine in this thread again, but I don't remember which one was OK'd by DG.

[Epidemic]

Can I put some of pics of my bottom?
I'll shave it, just for you guys.

<3

[darkling8]

Well this is an equal opportunity thread...

[shellfish]

So, Darkling.

Gainesville, soon?

haha I know where that pic was taken!

Men are such bad influences.

I'm sure I have a booty pic I can hash up from my home PC. If I ever make it home again (ie work finally lets me leave!)....

[Killerbean]

Bad influence indeed. I could see it fine, I'll have you know it was all her idea to share it. :tongue:

[darkling8]

I will not do it again though, thought I would get a lot more rep. KB posts pics he gets from a website in Motivational Posters, stuff that he finds not makes and people get all wet. I am brave enough to show mah booty and I get 3 people repping me, wtf indeed.