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twofivekidd9
04-28-2004, 12:12 PM
BallzorzWhen your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, what are you supposed to do? :mfinger:
Deez Nutz
04-28-2004, 12:19 PM
Um, hi? Shoot both of them.
GottaHurt
04-28-2004, 12:20 PM
Ballzorz. When your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, what are you supposed to do? :mfinger:
Move on. What can you do?
Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you?
Ask yourself that question, then when it sinks in, you'll know the answer.
BallzorzWhen your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, what are you supposed to do? :mfinger:
That all depends. Probably just move on. Do you want her back? He obviously wasn't much of a friend if he let her dump you for him. You could try to beat his ass, but that won't get her back; it may make you feel better. You should probably just move on.
Oh, and you could take revenge on the little whore.
twofivekidd9
05-08-2004, 09:37 AM
While all of that is very helpful, i do need to get back at the dirty whore. how should i go about doing that?
Broken
05-08-2004, 04:39 PM
BallzorzWhen your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend, what are you supposed to do? :mfinger:
The only thing you can.. Get over it.
The_DEA
05-08-2004, 06:57 PM
While all of that is very helpful, i do need to get back at the dirty whore. how should i go about doing that?
visine in a bevrage it'll make her shit for hours
_Kitana_
05-09-2004, 01:23 AM
While all of that is very helpful, i do need to get back at the dirty whore. how should i go about doing that?
Enter Kit
Well... I would say she probally not worth this trouble... move on so fucking what... boo hoo... Anyways
you asked "how do i get back at the dirty whore?" Well there are a couple of options.
Mail her a box of vomit in pretty packaging... with a lovely note: "when i think about you this is how I feel." don't put your name on it... pick a company or something and use that as a return adress
DirtyKitty litter in her locker...
Could get some nice runny shit (pigshit but i am guessing you won't be able to get that so easy...) but if you take dogshit, some rubber gloves and go to her car and if you can pop the hood... smear it on her motor... so when she starts it... it bakes in nice and fresh... giving her car a lovely odor. smear some on the underneath of her door handel... put it in her purse when she sits it down... lots of options here)
have you ever seen the movie "kids".... take some tampoons and dunk them in red kool-aid.. or the blood from raw meat(which is probally better for the smell) Go to school early and hang them up or stick them in the bottom of her locker... with a sign that says... "did someone pop their cherry"
all easy cheap ways to get back at her... then move on...
Jason
05-09-2004, 10:28 AM
...moving to Insignificant Others...
Girls.suck
05-09-2004, 06:11 PM
While all of that is very helpful, i do need to get back at the dirty whore. how should i go about doing that?
DONT BE A DUMBASS! Please... You going back for her means that SHE is winning and has made you Jealous. Don't make her think she has won the "battle". Just pretend that nothing has happened and play it cool. Then if she really likes you then she will come crawling back. Then you are not the bitch.. She is.. But thats not good, dont say anything about being "the Bitch or The Boss"
twofivekidd9
05-10-2004, 11:58 AM
DONT BE A DUMBASS! Please... You going back for her means that SHE is winning and has made you Jealous. Don't make her think she has won the "battle". Just pretend that nothing has happened and play it cool. Then if she really likes you then she will come crawling back. Then you are not the bitch.. She is.. But thats not good, dont say anything about being "the Bitch or The Boss"
Wow. That is perfect advice. Thanks. I realize now I don't need to waste my time with the likes of her or him. Thanks everyone.
:mfinger:
_Kitana_
05-10-2004, 01:48 PM
Wow. That is perfect advice. Thanks. I realize now I don't need to waste my time with the likes of her or him. Thanks everyone.
:mfinger:
lol
thats basically what everyone was telling you...
she is not worth it...
at least you fucking figured it out
twofivekidd9
05-10-2004, 07:05 PM
lol
thats basically what everyone was telling you...
she is not worth it...
at least you fucking figured it out
Ya. Sometimes I am kind of slow to realize what people are saying. But I understand what I need to do now. Thanks everyone.
:mfinger:
funkifreak13
06-10-2004, 06:29 PM
what i don't get is how all these stories about best friends and s/o's pop up.
friend:A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
key word is trust... how could u hang wit someone and build up so much trust and then find out s/he's a slimebag?! :confused: