South Park Quote

[Ambergris]

This is a nice little... I dunno what to call it. You may have heard it from SP. I think it was the succubus episode.

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; This kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

:mfinger:

[screwy]

"Stop posting" - Randy Marsh.

[blind dead man]

Not sure what episode, but it goes like this:

"Eric Cartmen you have detention! Why don't you suck my balls Mr.Garison..Excuse me what?!? I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, how bout you suck my balls, Mr.Garison."
Same goes for you..

[Ambergris]

. . . :p

[screwy]

Not sure what episode, but it goes like this:

"Eric Cartmen you have detention! Why don't you suck my balls Mr.Garison..Excuse me what?!? I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, how bout you suck my balls, Mr.Garison."
Same goes for you..
That was in the movie.

[HavokChylde]

"You guys are so fucking stupid. Really. Get a fucking life." - Havok from the lost episode.



http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/HavokChylde/347fba92.jpg

[_allismine_]

Not sure what episode, but it goes like this:

"Eric Cartmen you have detention! Why don't you suck my balls Mr.Garison..Excuse me what?!? I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, how bout you suck my balls, Mr.Garison."
Same goes for you..That was one of my favourite scenes! No, no, no, it went like:

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison...
Cartman: *mocks*
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, no one calls me fat, you fuckin' jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?
...
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say 'fuck' in school, you fuckin' fat ass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not??
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stanley: Dude, you just said 'fuck' again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: *muffle*
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: Why; it doesn't HURT anybody. Fuck-fuckitty-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go to the principal's office??
Cartman: How would YOU like to suck my balls??
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, oh, I'm sorry Mr. Garrison, I said...
*pulls out megaphone*
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?

...
Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands. :sad:

[squeeze_me]

" Screw you guys im going home! " - cartman

and

Kyle: Shut up fatass

Cartman: Ay! Im not fat im festivly plump

[blind dead man]

Shut your fucking jew mouth kyle!
God he is such a fucking jew bag..

[_allismine_]

I also like:
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie...

[Comedown]

Something like this, was a while ago, so it may not be word for word.

"We believe your grandma has been killed. It is also possible that someone is having sex with your dead grandmother's corpse at this very moment! Now, if someone were to have sex with your dead grandmother's corpse it would sound kind of like this: *opens a jar of mayonaise and pumps fist in and out of it*"

[Boot2thehead816]

"Screw you guys I'm goin home" -Cartman

[JLXC]

"I fucking hate you guys, especially you Kyle"

"It puts on the lotion.. or it gets the hose!"

"The children actually want to see a Phil Collins concert!"

[White Devil]

"Just to let you know Stan, I still hate Kyle more then you" Scientology Episode.

(Whole Song La' Resistance) - South Park Bigger Longer Uncut.

[Faustian]

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
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Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.

[_allismine_]

The entirety of Cartman's Christian album.