When life gives you lemons...

[TheLampIncident]

Finish that phrase.

"When life gives you lemons, put them in a burlap sack and swing them around until you hit someone in the face with them."

[Elite Hunting]

When life gives you lemons, go back to the supermarket and smash the bag boy in the mouth who forgot to also bag your six pack.

[KatLovesTheJam]

When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle them and you shall have a cool new hobby.

there, a nice, non-violent suggestion.

[polaris_nine]

When life gives you lemons, make warm lemonade, becuase your dumbass forgot the ice.

(Like the sugar one, but with ice, to be slightly more original)

[Anrui]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and go shoot people in their eyes.

[RanC]

When life gives you lemons, eat them and then buy a ticket for a Lemon Demon gig.

[wilko125]

When life gives you lemons, take the peel and bake a really nice looking cake with it, <capslock>AND THEN WATCH PEOPLE DRY RETCH LOL</capslock>

[anotheruser]

When life gives you lemons, cram them up your ass. :D

[Darklight]

when life gives you lemons.. find someone who's life has givin them vodka.. and mix things up...