Dirty poetry - put it there

[lobo]

Alien failed from horse
What else may be worse
He broke nothing but broke sixpack
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D

[lobo]

Alien came to grosery store
His nose was itchy and throat was sore
He bought a crocodile leather sack
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D

[lobo]

Alien start preparation to a war
He sent a DEATH STAR base to nearest star
All the night he was patching his army flag
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:)

[Skyline]

Alien came down to Earth
I came out to welcome them bastards
I now gotta go eat noodle
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:cool:

[lobo]

Alien sleep in rock-down chair
He has a dream about empire
Alien is ready for frontal attac
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:D

[Smiss]

lobo sit in my front yard
carrot for a nose
he will sit there for all time
until the... day.. he.. un-froze?

WTF! WTF! WTF! :D

[lobo]

Alien got new saddle
But attached it to the horse badly
Smiss was lost in the starless dark
WTF! WTF! WTF!
:D

[Michael Bolton]

your lips are red
my balls are blue
give me some head
or your face will be black and blue

thankyou, thankyou

too violent maybe? i couldnt think of a better closing line. im open to suggestions.

[Unforgiven]

Nothing beats:

Life's a bitch,
then you die,
so fuck the world,
let's all get high

:sword: :gun: :bomb:

[Chris]

Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
Everybody was stoned
even the mouse

Man from the courthouse
and me from jail
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
and busted my bladder!!

I went downstairs
and what did i see?!
A little red fagget
hangin from a tree

He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
for the family queer

[GottaHurt]

Blondes who wear black panties
And dance before my eye's
It set's my soul on fire
And swells between my thighs

A naughty glance as she teases me
Denying me her favors
I close my eye's and lick my lips
Hot, sweet sticky flavours

I smell her scent, and glimpse a peek
Of her fire down below
I arch my back and yearn for her
My throbbing now full blown

A candle flickers, as the music play's
Her bodies moist, it glisten's
She sucks her finger, and winks at me
A purring sexy kitten

She mounts the bed and stalks me slow
The animals unleashed
Our eye's they meet, no words are needed
Clinching satin sheets

Burning flesh ignites a fire
Felt by first time lovers
Passions heat is spreading now
Engulfing one another

I taste her breath, it breathes in me
Wanting mouths they meet
Entangled perfumed bodies
Two make one, complete

Panting whispers of things we say
Echo in my mind
Clasping hands, embracing her
Her heart beats close to mine

The candle burns, the music fades
Voices soft and low
I close my eye's and taste her lips
Her warming afterglow

gh

[Chris]

10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name.

The baby is a bastard,
the mother is a whore,
this would not ever happend if the rubber would not have torn!

[GottaHurt]

10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name.

The baby is a bastard,
the mother is a whore,
this would not ever happend if the rubber would not have torn!

Uh, how 'bout posting something original...

[badassmtbiker]

Uh, how 'bout posting something original...

At least it made sense. Sure, it's blatant cut and pasting, but still. This is a huge step for him. Understandable posts

[GottaHurt]

At least it made sense. Sure, it's blatant cut and pasting, but still. This is a huge step for him. Understandable posts

Ah my bad, that whole kindler, gentler approach, I remember our conversation now.

[badassmtbiker]

Ah my bad, that whole kindler, gentler approach, I remember our conversation now.

There ya go. It takes a little getting used to.

[GottaHurt]

There ya go. It takes a little getting used to.

Are you talking to me or sinned_girl ?....lmao

[Ctoit]

GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay

[Ctoit]

GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay


Ohh I'm sorry BA, maybe I should let you guide him........lol

[GottaHurt]

GH---Slowly and if it starts to hurt, just let me know.........you'll be okay

I'm O.K. with anything you wanna do to me... ;)

[Bigfoot]

There once was a man from Nantukit
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt i would fuck it"

There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
He dreamed of Enus
While he played with his penis
Ans woke up with a hand full of goo

[Ctoit]

Uh, how 'bout posting something original...




See Above :mfinger:

[Ctoit]

Nantucket shit...........I mean really?

[OMGWTFISPCP]

Nantucket shit...........I mean really?


haha, really. Gayest shit I seen in a while

[BRiT]

Adam and Eve

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.

So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!

[Ctoit]

nice........very nice :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Chris]

Good, good, very good :thumbsup: :cool: :thumbsup:

[The_DEA]

that was great :thumbsup:

[Chris]

And if pie was a vicious bloodsucking ass licking butt fucker then it would be my best friend

[Deez Nutz]

lmao, that Adam and Eve one is good.

[The_DEA]

And if pie was a vicious bloodsucking ass licking butt fucker then it would be my best friend
your a sick sad strange little man

[Chris]

your a sick sad strange little man
Finally some appreciation...

[_Kitana_]

~untitled~

Quite thoughts of winter dreams
left only to those with daring minds.
Hands gently moving
toiling with perky nipples,
Yielding kisses and tiny licks…
Enough to stimulate ones own desire.
As thought turn to motion
Motion to deeds and deeds to pleasure…
Growing larger and closer together…
With legs wrapped around tightly
Each body aching and arching
Moving ever so gently
First as two, then as one
Finding the rhythm and rhyme
All with out uttering a word
As rough moans stir and clash
Like miniature waves upon the skin

[GottaHurt]

~untitled~

Quite thoughts of winter dreams
left only to those with daring minds.
Hands gently moving
toiling with perky nipples,
Yielding kisses and tiny licks…
Enough to stimulate ones own desire.
As thought turn to motion
Motion to deeds and deeds to pleasure…
Growing larger and closer together…
With legs wrapped around tightly
Each body aching and arching
Moving ever so gently
First as two, then as one
Finding the rhythm and rhyme
All with out uttering a word
As rough moans stir and clash
Like miniature waves upon the skin


....ahhhh, you do have some hidden talent afterall...... ;)

[_Kitana_]

....ahhhh, you do have some hidden talent afterall...... ;)

more then one you know...

Hehe

Yeah, my mother got me into poetry when I was small and I have been writting since i was 9, guess it kind of pays off. Im not half bad. That poem up there took me about 10 mins to write and rewrite.

Should read some of my stuff where I spend hours and hours, shaping and finding the perfect word to fit the thought and flow. Something alot of writers miss, they write a poem in 2 mins and call it art or write a story and leave out the real detail and emotion. The story I am writting is called the River's End... Read it if you ever get bored. I posted it up.. lol (note: for god shakes someone read the damn thing.. lol)

[The_DEA]

~untitled~

Quite thoughts of winter dreams
left only to those with daring minds.
Hands gently moving
toiling with perky nipples,
Yielding kisses and tiny licks…
Enough to stimulate ones own desire.
As thought turn to motion
Motion to deeds and deeds to pleasure…
Growing larger and closer together…
With legs wrapped around tightly
Each body aching and arching
Moving ever so gently
First as two, then as one
Finding the rhythm and rhyme
All with out uttering a word
As rough moans stir and clash
Like miniature waves upon the skin
:: claps :: oncore gimmie some more :tongue:

[_Kitana_]

:: claps :: oncore gimmie some more :tongue:

alright

I had to dig deep for this sucker

~The moment to live for~

A movement of the hand
that starts a change
of buttons being undone.
Clothes now stripping,
bare skin and soft cheeks
Of rosy red colors,
from a flame
now lit in brilliant eyes of anticipation ,
from a stubborn bra clasp.
As tiny giggles
escaping from cherry lips
to drowned in obsessive kisses
and secret whispers only murmured
into that of a soft ear.
That in the end
you only live to make love,
and everything else just passes the time.

[get it together]

alright

I had to dig deep for this sucker

~The moment to live for~

A movement of the hand
that starts a change
of buttons being undone.
Clothes now stripping,
bare skin and soft cheeks
Of rosy red colors,
from a flame
now lit in brilliant eyes of anticipation ,
from a stubborn bra clasp.
As tiny giggles
escaping from cherry lips
to drowned in obsessive kisses
and secret whispers only murmured
into that of a soft ear.
That in the end
you only live to make love,
and everything else just passes the time.


Very good, I like that one... almost as much as your other one

[_Kitana_]

Very good, I like that one... almost as much as your other one

yeah i have tons of poetry...

maybe someday I will post some more of my stuff that doesn't relate to sex

[buck~fush]

lol. nice....

[otepsoul]

yeah i have tons of poetry...

maybe someday I will post some more of my stuff that doesn't relate to sex
yeah i write alot too,i wish they make a section for it.i want to share alot of it.

[Fred]

your lips are red
my balls are blue
give me some head
or your face will be black and blue

thankyou, thankyou

too violent maybe? i couldnt think of a better closing line. im open to suggestions.

how about or I swear ill fuck u

[HavokChylde]

Alien start preparation to a war
He sent a DEATH STAR base to nearest star
All the night he was patching his army flag
WTF! WTF! WTF!

:)


Alien isn't one
He's two! What fun!
I saw him around Aliensoup...and
WTF! WTF! WTF!

[DIZNUTS]

yea Adam and Eve was good as shit.....and here i thought i was the only one with "diz nuts" lol

[DIZNUTS]

wtf is this shit with the alien?

[Jason]

Holy NECROPOSTING, Batman! :lol: