Why I'd ban your ass 2.0

[Spikey]

Lets get it started

[Slacker]

I'd ban your ass for making another thread.. :thumbsup:

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for posting in this thread, then mocking its existence.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for noticing.

[angrywelshman]

I'd ban you for being born.

Doctor: Well, it's a healthy boy, Mrs. Spikey!

Mrs. Spikey: Wonderful let me hold---

[Welshy appears out of nowhere, hangs "Banned!" sign on Spikey's neck]

Angrywelshman: Banned muthafucka!

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for banning Spikey from being born, when you have already clearly labeled yourself erroneous.

[Tostig]

I'd ban all of you for bringing this thread back to life


/me looks for the ban button

....ahh, there it is

[Chad]

SPIKEY!!!!!11

/me waves cane in the air

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for waving your cane at me.

[cryptrocket]

I would ban you just to get practice pushing the ban button.

[necro]

I'd ban you because your mother gave me a nasty case of Herpagonnasyphilaids.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban you because your mother gave me a nasty case of Herpagonnasyphilaids.


Thats what you get for fucking my dead mother.
I would ban you for having a thing for dead people.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for not taking the opportunity to use the word 'necrophiliac'.
Oh, and also for being emo. :emo:

*points at your avatar*

[Comedown]

_allismine_ has been banned for claiming ownership over everything.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for being the last to post in this thread.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

I'd ban you all because I'm a mod, and you're all stupid, and this thread sucks, and I'm posting in it now.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for mockery of munkys.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

I'd Ban you for trying to steal my name you joo.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for having "Haxx" in your name.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not having a signature.

[betoguakil]

id ban you for being here.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for not being able to begin your sentences properly.

[betoguakil]

id ban you for telling me what im doing wrong. (BTW in not from the US so im not a native english speaker, so stop criticising me.)

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for being foreign. :tongue:

[betoguakil]

id ban you again for being bored.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for being a zombie.

[betoguakil]

id ban you for telling lies, because im not a zombie.

[dustinzgirl]

I'd ban all of your asses.....

because I have the power of grayskull!

Uh,

I mean...

because I can!

Yeah...

[betoguakil]

id ban you because I want to get rid of you. (joking)

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for lying about lying. According to your status, you are dead, yet you still continue to post. Therefore: ZOMBIE!

[betoguakil]

id ban you for telling me im dead, well maybe I am, who knows? the case is youre banned by me. MuAhAhAhA

[_allismine_]

...I'd ban you for being a fan of San Diego. :indiff:

[betoguakil]

id ban you for being against my fanatism.

[dustinzgirl]

I'd ban you both for ignoring my cleverly done He-Man reference.

[betoguakil]

id ban you for trying to ban us both.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for banning DG. HOW DARE YOU??

[BrackishWater]

I'd ban you for liking Coldplay, even if you really didn't.

[kokorami]

I'd ban you for fucking a teddy bear. You sicko.

[Stardust]

I'd spank..no Ban you because, you arent a veggie burrito

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for liking Mars Volta. :tongue:

[Stardust]

I'd ban you for not liking mars volta :tongue:

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for fitchnicking squirrels, you dirty, dirty bastard.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for telling people to ask you questions.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for being one of those people.

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban you because you have 533.31 pwnies. HA!

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for not looking again.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for having half my post count but nearly double my rep. ;)

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for having the inability to be repped by me again. :D

[betoguakil]

id ban you because you ban every single person who tries to ban you.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for banning me.

[Chad]

I'd ban more than half of you because your rep is lower than mine. I win.

(small penis)

[betoguakil]

id ban your ass for being extremly creative!

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not dying trying.

[ryuu]

I'd ban your ass because I felt claustrophobic and I needed to sacrifice someone. EVERYONE IS AFTER ME.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for having a phobia. Fears are so last year. :rolleyes:

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban you because I don't want you on a computer near me in Spring 2007.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not putting your pants back on.

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass for supporting the pants. PANTS ARE EVIL.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for still going on Neopets. :tongue:

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for using that smiley.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for being from Canadia

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for spelling Canada wrong.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for thinking that it is important how canadia is spelled

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for banning my ass.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for <insert perfectly unreasonable reason here>

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for using <insert here>s

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass because I misread your name as Zolly.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for not being able to read.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for using that stupid avatar.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for thinking a Mk 19 is stupid.

[Noob]

I'd ban you for making a 2.0 version of this thread.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for blaming me for making a 2.0 version of this thread.

[Solly]

I'll ban your ass for banning him for blaming you about making this thread.

[Noob]

I'd ban you for assuming my comment was directed towards you.

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass for going out naked in the snow to unsucessfully retrieve your address from your mailbox. :thumbsup:

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for no good reason.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for using the word 'curmudgeon'.

[RageAgainst]

I'd ban your ass for using the word 'curmudgeon'.

I'd ban your ass for the gayest avatar I've ever seen. Except you're a girl, so it's not gay, just really really fucking girlish.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for making fun of my avatar when you don't even have an avatar I could poke fun at as well. :tongue:

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for not changing that after he got one.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for banning her ass

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass because someone gave you a cupcake as a gift.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for being a member of WTF for less than a year.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for being DC's hero.

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for joining around the same time static did

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for photoshopping the Punisher's symbol into something related to Christmas. For shame. :shead:

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for not knowing that every year Marvel comics has a christmas Punisher. Then I'd perma ban your ass for not knowing that Garth Enis (Punisher The Max series) also has a Punisher X-mas edition.

Spoiler Alert******************

This years Punisher X-mas edition only has two names on the nice list....

[_allismine_]

...I'd ban your ass for knowing so much about the Punisher. :indiff:

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass for being bored.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for having more posts than me. :tongue:

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for stating the obvious.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass simply because of your rep score.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for, yet again, stating the obvious.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for using the same excuse twice.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for noticing.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not using the opportunity in your avatar to say 'wiiiiiiiiii' instead.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for not realizing that the joke is only good when you use, "And I go Wii", no extra Is

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not realizing that the joke is only good when you use, "And I go Wii", no extra IsI'd ban your ass for not making a lick of sense.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for not fixing my rep score power and giving me some.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for asking and ruining and chance of that. :indiff:

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for noticing that I didn't actually ask.

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass for being lonely.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass AGAIN for being dead.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for threatening to ban my ass before.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for being Canadian.

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban your ass for hatin' on the Canadians. :P

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for not inviting me to your party...

[Jesse Static]

I'd ban you for being jealous...

[gehtfuct]

I'd ban you because I was bored.

...and for not listening to GEHT THIS on Friday nights.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass just because I don't like your face, even though they're relatively the same thing.

Jk, you know I love you. :)

[cryptrocket]

I'd ban your ass for sucking up to Geht.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for wanting what's in Bob's pie, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. :D

[CrazynLazy]

I'd ban you because I don't even know you.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass because no one knows you.

[Solly]

I'd ban your ass for being steamed and ranting at the same time.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for being depressed, lonely, little, and a boy at the same time.

[dustinzgirl]

I'd ban your ass for being depressed, lonely, little, and a boy at the same time.

I'd ban you for not making Santa porn at Christmas....

:D

[Tostig]

I'd ban you for not sharing the corndog video.

[_allismine_]

I'd ban you for even owning a yardarm, you dirty, dirty bastard.

[Tostig]

i'd ban you for having something i don't understand in your user title.

[dustinzgirl]

I'd ban you for not having chewbacca for an avatar anymore.

[Tostig]

If you pay me enough, I might put it back up ;)


I'd ban you for your goth/emo carebear avatar

[_allismine_]

I'd ban your ass for playing with skulls.

[Spikey]

I'd ban your ass for having textual satisfaction.

[nofear1999]

Id ban ure Ass for Lookin at my post you lesbian cock dick gay suckerz

[Bal]

I ban your ass for shitty use of english.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for being so damn tasty. Oh, wait.........damn

[HavokChylde]

I'd ban your ass for using quotes in your username.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass cuz you spell havok wrong!

[Awaken]

I'd ban your ass cuz you spell havok wrong!
I'd ban your ass because you spelled tourettes wrong. =/

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass cuz bacon doesn't dance ... does it?

[PiercedPsycho]

I wouldn't ban turetz, because turetz and I, we steal n00b threads and talk about food. Or cuddly vs not-cuddly aminals.


But I would ban that sniveling whiny homophobic incoherent unintelligent waste of atoms that is that creature named nofear1999. I'm supposed to call you human?


Sorry, I know...no flaming outside of B&T. I won't do it again. Promise. But seriously, I would ban nofear1999 just because of that one post.

[Bal]

I ban your ass for posting more than one line of text in the Why I'd ban your ass 2.0 thread.

[xxdanxx]

I'd ban your ass because I don't like it when cookies can kill me.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban you for your prolific use of 'x'es in your name.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for not even trying to beat my score.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for assuming I didn't.

[Skelter]

I'd ban your ass because someone gave me a "ban your ass" button.

[MaxPower]

I'd ban your sorry ass because instead of giving decent head, you just circle your tongue around the head for 5 minutes, then complain that your jaw muscles hurt.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass just so I could steal your avatar.

[xxdanxx]

I'd ban your ass so i could steal you avatar.

[xxdanxx]

Jinx lol

(srry about dbl post)

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for selling crack to school kids and not cutting me in on the share.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass just because I can :tongue:

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass because you have a neon dick for an avatar.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd band your ass because you are not as funny as your name inplys.

[MaxPower]

Jinx lol

(srry about dbl post)

Watch that double post shit.........I'll ban your ass.

[SilkKnitter]

:haha:

I'd ban your ass so I could be the Super Moderator!

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass so I could take your rep.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you because you need to get your homework done.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban you for changing your avatar.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban you for owning every episode of 90210.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you because I can't have you.;)

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass because your mom.

[turetz]

I ban your ass because you're more goon than dray.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for horrible word play.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass because I can NEVER tell what your avatars are anymore.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for not having an appreciation for the Spawn, Hellspawn and Spawn the Dark Ages avatars I have.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for using a naughty word like spawn so much.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for having the same avatar for like ever.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not realizing that change is the devil.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for being like Bobby Booshay's mother.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not having a yellow submarine instead.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass because you don't live in Suburbia.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for yet another confusing avatar.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for still not realizing these "confusing" avatars are classic comic book covers from the Spawn series.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass because I can't think of any snappy comebacks at the moment.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass because I heard you support the crappy sequels that are flooding our movie theaters.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass because you heard wrong ... oh so wrong.

[Señor Feester]

I ban your ass because you said I was wrong when I am in fact infallible.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not calling yourself "The_Infallible_One."

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban you for pointing out the obvious.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass because it's not obvious.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for not know the song Dream of Mirrors.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you because you think you are funny.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for being so god damned right about everything!!!

[SilkKnitter]

I'd band you because you need a break.

[Skelter]

I'd ban your ass for having a name I don't understand.

[dustinzgirl]

You know, I tend to stay out of these why I'd ban you threads because I can ban you. I don't usually abuse my powers, so short of flagrant rule breaking, I am apt to ban assholes who do any of the following:

Use child porn or death as a joke.
Use mass deaths as a joke.
Show a lack of respect for any mods or admins authority.
Make fun of people who have a serious problem in the life or dearly forums.
Tell people that they should commit suicide.

So as long as you have a respect for children, for life, and for death, I will probably not ban you.

I state again: PROBABLY.

So stay on your toes, bitches.

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd ban your ass for showing once again that you being funny is completely accidental and that you really don't have a sense of humor. :thumbsdn:

[Stardust]

I'd ban youre ass for having that annoying avatar

[BadEvilWrong]

Some like it, some don't. Can't please everyone, I guess.

I'd ban your ass for claiming to be Domo Kun. Countless kittens have already died for this travesty.

[HotSauceAddict]

I'd ban you because you are rocking the disco ball avatar, and you don't dnace, let alone disco.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for being from Maryland.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass except the phrase "urinal cake" makes me laugh every time I see it for some reason.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass cuz I can't find "Up Yours" on any map anywhere.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass for looking everywhere except the right place. But then again, no one can look up their own.

You're still banned.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass cuz waffles are an overrated food product.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass for being inside my mom all the goddamn time.

It would be really weird if you or some other WTFer turned out to be my dad.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for making me laugh and smile. It hurts my face and feels unnatural.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass for making superior arguments in Issues. Makes me feel like an inexperienced twat.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for thinking your an inexperienced twat. You've got experience. :tongue:

Notice the subtle word play.

[Draygoon]

I'd ban your ass for knowing that which means you've been spying again. I specifically asked you not to after that Sherpa fiasco a few weeks ago.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass because you stole the fish.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass because you smell like fish.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you ass because you don't please me.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for not being satisfied with what you've got.

[o_O pl0x]

I'd ban your ass for not being able to use what you've got.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for being 'hung' like a new born field mouse.

EDIT: was ment for Killerbean

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for not knowing what you're talking about.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for being for having nice teeth.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for being black!

(just a joke...not a racial slurr)

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for putting the disclaimer and not being man enough to leave it alone.

( just kidding I wouldn't ban you. Your good people :thumbsup: )

[xxdanxx]

I'd ban your ass because the spawn movie was funny.

[ZoeMonster]

I ban your ass because for having x's in your name.

[MentorX]

I'm anti-Z.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you for being anti Z

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for having a crush on Zoemonster.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you for thinking he is the only one i have a crush on!

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not having a crush on me.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban you for not being sweet. ;)

> nice edit <

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not appreciating ornery.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for thinking I don't!

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for being for sale. Btw, how much? :upto:

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for thinking you could even afford me.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for thinking I couldn't.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for being so arrogant.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for thinking I was arrogant.

/me is a sweet, sensitive guy.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for being a pussy.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for being a shit eater of other peoples shit!

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for being an oppressor of scat lovers.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass because you have perty eyes.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for only loving me for my eyes.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for being a photo shop master. :rofl:

[ICECRAZEE]

Id ban your ass for changing your avatar

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for hating me avatar.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for selling yourself online.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for wanting to buy me.

[Killerbean]

I'd banning your ass for not coming with a return policy.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for wanting to buy me, use me, and return me!

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for assuming I'd want to keep a used product.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass because the cat in the hat told the dog in the bowl and the fish in the tank that you can't swim in the sank...so don't fuck with my dank...bitch.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for smoking too much weed.

[SilkKnitter]

I'd ban your ass for not joining the party!

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for not inviting me!

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for never being at the party, you sorry sap-sucking, hippie fucking, lawn and garden, green grass looking son of a bitch!

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for using too many adjectives.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for being a dirty goat raping jizm swallowing hobo.

[Killerbean]

I'd ban your ass for thinking that's a bad thing.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for actually admitting to be a jizm swallowing hobo.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for lack of anything better to do.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for mental handicaps.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass cuz I miss Communist Russia.

[ZoeMonster]

I'd ban your ass for being a communist.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for assuming I'm a Communist.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for having one testicle and 2 assholes.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for not knowing I have five assholes.

[Señor Feester]

I'd ban your ass for taking so long to change your avatar.

[turetz]

I'd ban your ass for changing your avatar every other hour.

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd ban your ass for actually resembling your avatar. :P