The -Corrupt a Wish- Game

[_allismine_]

This idea was taken off of aiwor.com.
Corrupt the previous poster's wish, then make a wish of your own. The only rule is that you have to have FUN with it.

The following example is an actual reply I made on the afformentioned website.

Random guy: I wish my sister could find the goggles that I broke.

Me: Granted. You go to WalMart and find the goggles. You discover that they were limited edition, and that the one you just bought was the last one in the entire city, forever.
Just when you go to the local pool to test them out, the SWAT team breaks down the windows and arrests you, explaining that the man highest on the Most Wanted list was an avid swimmer, and had a fetish with the special brand of goggles you bought. The limited-edition goggles you bought were planted there as a lure. Oh, and how coincidental, you look just like the criminal.
They take you in for questioning, and whaddya know, you find out that the criminal was your long lost twin brother (or sister of you are a girl). Unfortunately, the "my-evil-twin-did-it" excuse is the oldest ticket in the book, so they send you to jail for life, for your SIBLING'S crime of homicide, and millions of dollars in unpaid parking tickets.
Then one day in the jail showers, you accidentally drop the soap.

-end example-

I'll start.
I wish I had a million dollars.

HAVE FUN WITH IT! :thumbsup:

[Avatarr]

Granted.

You get your million and immediately quit you job because of your new fortune. The IRS sweeps in and immediately takes 45% of your mil leaving you with 550 thousand. Your house gets hit with flood but because most home owners does not cover flood you lose everything and end up buying a trailer for your 2 achre wooded property leaving you with 400 thousand.

Thinking that is enough to last you many years, you are content with what you have left. You decided to go hunting one day and end up shooting your hick neighbor who sues you for everything you have. He wins even though he was in a "compromising position" with the deer when you accidently shot him. The court awarded him $390,000 dollars and you are left with a run down trailer next to a neighbor that spent his new found fortune on guns, hookers, and a in ground pool that he now shares with your ex.

Don't worry you still have 10k to buy a new pick-up and fix up your resume.

Mine:
I wish that I could walk through walls.

[Boot2thehead816]

You find this new ability to walk through walls. You go home and walk through one wall and look around, theres a guy blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed, your girlfriend walks in sees you and starts to make an excuse. You get really pissed and take the car for a drive. You come to find you cant control this new ability when your really pissed/ depressed. So when your on the highway you fall through the floor of the car and get run over by a semi.



I wish i was a famous drummer.

[Durandal]

You become a famous drummer, but suddenly your girlfriend cheats on you and her new guy breaks your $1,000 drumsticks. When you're on tour, you break a drum and the show is ruined. The people hurl debris at you and scream boos. Suddenly, a small piece of rock hurtling in from space punctures your stomach and you die as your lungs hopelessly attempt to keep pumping air.




I wish I had a flamethrower.

[Boot2thehead816]

You get this amazing flamethrower and decide to do it gta style. You burn down many trees and houses, even people. But the flamethrower gets clogged and like any other idiot you look down the tube, it lights and torches your face cooking your brain for the dogs to eat.

I wish I had a Ferarri.

[_allismine_]

Granted. You get your Ferrari, and with it, an unnatural popularity. You get tons of chicks, and an invite to a Hollywood A-List party, to celebrate the successful release of Paris Hilton's 2nd consecutive sex tape. You and a few of your newfound girlfriends cruise down to Hollywood, having lots of *fun* along the way.

You get down there right on time, making a grand entrance. You hand your keys to the valet, and go to what will be the best party in your life.

Unfortunately, the so-called 'valet' was a criminal in disguise, and stole your car. The car is gone, and so if your popularity. You are left stranded with no girls, no fame, and most of all, no car.
You have to hitch your way back up to Kansas, getting picked up by a manure truck, a group of old ladies from Vegas, and a transvestite with a thing for you. Respectively.

During your week-long journey back to Kansas, you find your Ferrari crashed in the middle of nowhere, the criminal lying dead 100 yards away. The car barely runs, but you are able to drive it back up to Kansas.

The moment you arrive home, the car breaks down. The repairs will cost a fortune. And guess what? Those three chicks you screwed on the way to Hollywood? They all had genital herpes.

Just then, the mob, who has heard of your day-long fame, offers to pay for all repairs. You accept. Then you find out that you are indebted to the mob, doing their dirty work for the next ten years. After that, they'll let you off the hook, scott-free.

Either that, or they'll kill you.

You work, and steal, and kill for the next decade of payment. Then, on the very, VERY last day of your enslavement, The United Nations makes a list of cars that are illegal to own, according to the Global Warming act of 2017.

The "Ferrari" is number 11.

I wish the mastermind in Suspect Zero was real, but keep in mind that neither me nor any one related to me has done anything wrong.