Taxi Cab Driver

[Bitch]

This is like "You're Trapped in an Elevator." You're a taxi cab driver, and one by one, celebrities walk in, ride, and come out. You ask questions to them. Your task is to come up with a question for the celebrity named in the last post and then suggest that another celebrity walks in for someone to make up another question.

So, here goes...

Elvis Presley

[Woodreaux]

Elvis!?!? Holy fucking shit! The King!!! So, Mr. Presley, why did you fake your own death on the shitter? And did you plan to set a fashion trend for Pro Wrestlers?

Next Celeb: Christopher Walken

Question for thread starter, does the next person answer as Elvis, ask Christopher Walken a question and pick the next celeb?

[Bitch]

Just ask elvis a question like you are the taxi driver. You know how nosey they can be ;) Then just announce the next celeb that enters your cab.

So Chris, can I call you Chris? what's my future? Do I cause armeggedon?

In walks George Clooney

[Tai]

Oh, can we pretend we're in the batmobile? I'll be robin!

In walks barney.

[Woodreaux]

Barney! How do say there, you purple wacky-ass? You know, my kids love your show. So uh... what does a Tyrannasaurus Rex have to do get such a deep purple hide? How much do they pay you to sing those annoying ass songs? They drive me up the fuckin wall!

Next passenger: Richard Simmons

[PissedRae]

Richard! My brother hated your strange overly happy ass but I do have to ask this... why are you in my cab when you should be walkin' to the oldies?


Next:

Keanu Reeves

[JLXC]

Woah...... You're fucking Neo right?




In comes in Britney Spears...

[Taylor_Blade]

Holy shit, Brittany.......Kid dead yet? Fuckin' idiot.

Next:

Adam Sandler

[Woodreaux]

Adam, WTF!?! Your work has really gone down the shitter since you started making all this family-friendly crap. You used to crack me up, now you put me to sleep. Who got to you? The same people who got to Jim Carey, wasn't it. Bastid! Get outta my cab!!!

[Caffeinated]

Yo, Jim, when are you going to realize that the same old schtick you used on In Living Color gets old? Have you ever thought about finding some new routines?

In walks Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[ryuu]

Arnie, whats up? So do all nazis take steroids or do you have to get a Hitler licenze?

Here comes Bill Gates

[Bitch]

So, Bill, at what point in your life did you start realising your plans to dominate the world?

In walks Sandra Bullock

[Tostig]

damn, you're hot, especially when you laugh-snort.

here comes Jeremy Irons

[Caffeinated]

Mr. Irons, you are a great actor. However, please, for the sake of the children, leave fantasy genre like Dungeon and Dragons to those who don't feel the need to over-act.

In walks Heath Ledger.