Help wanted

[gehtfuct]

Hey kids,

Here is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Ever dream of being a larger than life figure of the Internets community?
Would you like to make 100k a year doing nothing but blabbing? **
Do you like being surrounded by nekkid chicks? (or dudes. w/e applies)
Would you like to be part of the best thing to happen to the Internet since peanut butter and toilet paper?

If you've answered yes, then here is your chance.

We at wtfradiolive are always looking for ways to improve our listeners audio pleasures. Right now, we would like to add two fresh dj's to our line up. If you think you have what it takes to set the waves ablaze, simply send an email to gehtfuct@wtfradiolive.com with your intentions to improve the airwaves.

You will need this to qualify-


DSL or better connectivity
A microphone or equivalent
The ability to dedicate two hours a week to wtfradiolive
Enjoy entertaining the masses


If you can meet or exceed these simple requirements wtfradiolive may be the job for you. In the coming weeks we will be looking for potential dj's to launch a new show on wtfradiolive. It will be nothing less than history in the making. If you think you have what it takes, be sure to to make yourself heard. Otherwise, the world will never know.

This is an E.O.E.
All minorities and genders are encouraged to apply.

Send your emails today to-
gehtfuct@wtfradiolive.com







** Not really.

[Chad]

I want to help so badly, but I feel I am to unreliable.

[gehtfuct]

Being unreliable is something that will definitely geht my foot in the old ass. You're gonna have to be reliable at some point in your life, why not start here? Wtfradiolive is where it's at kids. Be part of the cool fuckers. Be heard. For fucks sake, for the first time, be reliable.


Friday 10 pm eastern

Apply today.

[leehype]

I'd love too, but all I do these days is drink beer and listen to techno and bitch about not getting off at regular hours.

[gehtfuct]

You can do that on the air...if you have what it takes.

All musical genre and topics will be considered.

You see...the hosts of the show geht to choose what they talk about and what music people listen to.
Geht on board today. This offer is for a limited time.

[leehype]

Well, if you can use my assistance;

/me jumps up and down

PICK ME!!!!

[Chad]

Being unreliable is something that will definitely geht my foot in the old ass. You're gonna have to be reliable at some point in your life, why not start here? Wtfradiolive is where it's at kids. Be part of the cool fuckers. Be heard. For fucks sake, for the first time, be reliable.


Friday 10 pm eastern

Apply today.

Being a teenager, that comes intoplay with my life.

[kre8orofchaos]

if only i had a better connection... stupid 56k!!! curse it all to heck!!

[Sarikunai]

^^" Acctually I would-But I'm to much of a shy person :sad: Sorry!

[gehtfuct]

Being a teenager, that comes intoplay with my life.
A life? What?

Eating peanut butter sandwiches, watching cartoons, and approving or disapproving of the clothing that was laid out for you the night before. That's living large! You are somewhat right though; puberty should come first before world wide entertainment.




To anyone else that is interested-

We have one new host already on board. We'd like to add at least one more to the madness. I've always been partial to threesomes, anyhoo. With that said, we're going to be looking for a further few weeks for that "speshal" someone.

Remember- Friday nights at ten pm eastern. You can hit me up here via a PM, or send an e-mail to gehtfuct@wtfradiolive.com - Do not delay, apply today.

[Swid]

I usually have stuff to do on Friday nights. :/ I would any other night at that time.

[MaxPower]

Being unreliable is something that will definitely geht my foot in the old ass. You're gonna have to be reliable at some point in your life, why not start here? Wtfradiolive is where it's at kids. Be part of the cool fuckers. Be heard. For fucks sake, for the first time, be reliable.


Friday 10 pm eastern

Apply today.

To back gehtfuct up (haha "get fucked up") We ONLY need DJ's/Hosts who are serious. We need people to look at it as a job. It's a fun job, and you don't get paid, but a job all the same. The reasoning is, that it's not about you, it's not about me, or WTFR it's self. 100% of the comittment is about our listeners. Just as wtf.com exists solely for you, WTFR exists solely for our listeners. This goes for any potential host of any potential show.

[prostheticeye1]

I am interested. How do I apply?
What are the rules? Can I name my own show or place a poll on wtf.com for responses? How serious do I have to be?
It's only 2 hours and I listen to music. I meet the above criteria. Does this qualify me? When would this show air?

[gehtfuct]

I am interested. How do I apply?
What are the rules? Can I name my own show or place a poll on wtf.com for responses? How serious do I have to be?
It's only 2 hours and I listen to music. I meet the above criteria. Does this qualify me? When would this show air?
They do make medication for Attention Deficit Disorder. Apparently a whole page and a half of show info just blurred by you.

OK, one more time.

How do I reply?

Send an e-mail to gehtfuct@wtfradiolive.com with your intentions and what you will bring to the table.

What are the rules?

Any real rules are simple rules. As Max stated, this is a job. So, you would have to treat it like one. IE: Punctuality is a must. On that note, people have lives; unforeseen things can and will happen. As with any employer you are required to make us aware of any absenteeism so we can cover your ass. Just like baseball- three strikes. Three no-shows, and you are out. Then we publicly beat you.

Can I name my own show?

Again, Meds may be needed. Any hosts will be working with myself, and one other. All show decisions will be a collective effort between all involved. As for the naming of the show, again, that will be up to all of the hosts.

How serious do I have to be?

Welp, I'll be one of the hosts you'll be working with. (red flag) As far as topics for the show, they will generally be across the board. The seriousness of the TOPICS will reflect the attitude.

It's only 2 hours and I listen to music.

The show itself will air for two hours. In most cases, to bring quality listening to all...listening, you will need to invest time researching topics weekly. What you would look for would usually consist of only one or two things. In all seriousness, to have a successful show you would need to put forth a little more effort than to just sit at the computer.

When would this show air?

That depends on how long it will take to geht two hosts, along with myself, collaborating on show details. Or until the wtfradio administrative team deplete their patience while waiting for such an event. In other words, really fucking soon!

I hope that clears things up.

[diamond]

Welp, I'll be one of the hosts you'll be working with.
When would this show air?

That depends on how long it will take to geht two hosts, along with myself,


That is almost tempting!

[gehtfuct]

That is almost tempting!
You can't go wrong with that. Face it, not only does the pay suck, but chicks dig me.

[diamond]

You can't go wrong with that. Face it, not only does the pay suck, but chicks dig me.

I have the same problem.

[gehtfuct]

Lesbian? Me too!

Praise Jesus!

[diamond]

I would, but he is so damn kinky.

I thought my luck was in and all he wanted me to do was wash his feet with my hair....fuck that! I spend a fortune on products!

[HoneyImHome]

I think diamond would be fun as a co-host. I'd pity geht though... ;)

[diamond]

If I could...I would.

How about you Honey? I reckon you would be pretty cool

[HoneyImHome]

Thanks for the confidence. ;)

[gehtfuct]

Alright kids,

Time is counting down to the BIG show! We would still like to have a third host join in on the madness. If all goes well, HoneyImHome and myself will kick off the airwaves on Friday the 15th. It will be nothing less than history in the making....or something.

If you are interested, we encourage all to apply for the position. You won't want to miss out on this one. Remember, wait too long to apply, and it'll be you having to explain to your Grand-kids how you fuctdup the opportunity of a lifetime.

Time is fleeting. Do not delay.
Geht your funky ass on board today!

Booyakasha!

[HoneyImHome]

Looking forward to this! :D

[Taylor_Blade]

Looking forward to this! :D

Not as much as I am. ;)

[diamond]

its not every day you geht fuct in front of lots of people.

Good luck Honey and give the boys a show!

[Captain 151]

I would love to be a DJ. I had plans to air a hip hop channel, since WTFR lacked one. I was going to hit up TB with another email telling him I was ready (the only thing I was missing was a microphone).

Unfortunately, the house I moved into uses only wireless, and for some reason, even though I'm only one flight of stairs above the router, my connection is shitty and probably couldn't support a broadcast.

I am extremely upset with this, but alas...

Good luck, Honey.

[gehtfuct]

I would love to be a DJ. I had plans to air a hip hop channel, since WTFR lacked one. I was going to hit up TB with another email telling him I was ready (the only thing I was missing was a microphone).

Unfortunately, the house I moved into uses only wireless, and for some reason, even though I'm only one flight of stairs above the router, my connection is shitty and probably couldn't support a broadcast.

I am extremely upset with this, but alas...

Good luck, Honey.
You are more than welcome to call in tonight to test your connection.

That goes for all of you rump riders out there. Need to geht your feet wet? Jump on into the GEHT THIS pool, the water is great. Just don't pay any mind to sudden warm spots in the water.

We're still looking for a third host for the show. Hit us up on Skype tonight if you are interested. Even if you are not interested in hosting, feel free to call in to give HoneyImHome a hard time. Tonight will be her broadcasting debut.

Be sure you tune in for all the hilarious antics.

[HoneyImHome]

Thanks guys! I'm excited about doing this and hopefully we can at the very least keep you entertained. Yes, call in, well not to give me a hard time or anything, because damn, I'm already tolerating geht for two hours straight... :tongue:

[Captain 151]

Good luck! I'd call in to test, but A) I havn't picked up a mic and B) tonight happens to be my fraternities informal rush, so I'm going to be pretty busy all evening, and pretty drunk all night.

[Caffeinated]

I had the opportunity to hear this new show last night, and y'all were great! Even the mix-up with the equipment at the beginning was pretty funny. Honest, I was laughing with you, not at you.

Nice rapport between the hosts, funny facts, and the crickets did swell.

Good show, HoneyImHome and Geht. Looking forward to more.

[gehtfuct]

With the exception of the idiot extraordinaire beginning, I thought it was rather humorous as well. As long as I can veer from religious, scientific, controversial topics and...well, anything that requires deep thought, we should be able to keep it interesting.

Hopefully by next Friday I'll have my head and ass wired together properly. With that thought- got fingers? Start crossing them.

[HoneyImHome]

I think the "serious" topics would be fine if we allowed listeners to call in with their two cents, but I don't think they want to hear us go back and forth with our own opinions. ;)

Aside from that, it was a blast and that was just a "prelim" type thing anyway, so all in all I call it a huge success! Caffey has a sexy laugh... I heard it over her Tostig's headset. ;)

[gehtfuct]

OK, fuckers..

Last weeks show was obviously a preliminary airing with the new host. As you may have noticed we has some issues early on in the broadcast. Tonight's show should go on without those issues. So, if you have half a brain I encourage all to tune in. If you do not, I will hunt you down, shit in your soup, and give this cash to somebody else whom will not deserve it.

Tune in tonight at ten pm eastern. If anything, do it just to see if I can make an ass of myself two weeks in a row. BET?!

I'm even considering doing a contest where you, the listeners, decide what stupid shit I take a picture of myself doing in public. I know I don't really need help to looking like an idiot. Listen in tonight, and you may be able to brag to the wtf community about having a hand in it.

[dustinzgirl]

Gawd I can't wait to get a ocmputer that will run the radio.......I miss it so much you have nooiooooooooooo clue.

[gehtfuct]

Well fuck!

I'd like to give a big shoutout to Mother Nature...

Ya dumb bitch!

Before the show had a chance I got hammered with the storm from hades. We lost power and it never came back up until after twelve am eastern. There were four confirmed tornado's touched down in the area. My wife was immediately assuming the fetal position in a safe area in the house. Not me, I looked like the legless dude from Forrest Gump atop the ship's mast cursing the weather outside. I tell ya what, I've never seen anything like it before. The thunder and lightening were like a strobe light. I've never seen it so frequent. So much so, that it gave you a headache to look at it. It was fucking insane.

Nevertheless, we gots da bone on the show. Nothing could have been done about it. Hell, even the cell phones were out. At the moment, we're still hammered shit here. We've been getting a constant ass pounding by the weather. It hasn't stopped all night. Needless to say, we didn't sleep much.

Just wanted to let you all know what happened. We didn't quit on you.
Sorry for the bullshit, kids. We'll try again next week.

...as the weather whore will permit.

[HoneyImHome]

Oh no! The poor CRICKETS!

Grab Toto! Aunti EM!!!

Oh, and keep your friggin house on the ground dammit! I don't want to be broadcasting next Friday from the emerald city. I friggin hate munchkins! They give me the creeps!

(Seriously, stay safe Geht!) :)

EDIT: It looks like you were lucky, geht. Click! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215307,00.html)

[gehtfuct]

Hey fuckers,

Be sure to tune in for GEHT THIS tonight at ten PM Eastern as HoneyImHome and I geht our freak on over the radio. Also, we are shooting for our second week of fuck up free show madness. It's going to be a great show. Miss out on it, and you miss out on life itself. Just like your first experience with Colon-Blow, it's gonna be GREAT!

TUNE IN!!

[HoneyImHome]

We're tossing around the idea of having a call-in segment each week so that listeners can share their own input on whatever the topic is for the week. So be sure to listen in! :D

[Slacker]

Edit: Are you still looking? Or is this long gone?

[gehtfuct]

Edit: Are you still looking? Or is this long gone?

For now, I think we will continue to "guest host" it for a bit. Consider it a trial by fire if you will. If you would like a shot at it, and want to test your flamefucktardant, speak now, or just be a call in.

If you are interested, pm HoneyImHome or myself for show details.


Do not delay. The show will go on without you.