_allismine_
09-09-2006, 06:02 AM
In "The Breakfast Club", one of the main characters (Bender, I think his name was) starts off a joke, but never finishes it. Your job is to finish it.
Here it is:
A naked blonde woman walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 lbs. sausage under the other.
The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink, then?".
The naked woman puts the poodle on the table in front of the bartender, then says, "-insert your answer here-".
I've heard some hilarious shit on this site, so I really want to hear your answers to this. :D
Here it is:
A naked blonde woman walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 lbs. sausage under the other.
The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink, then?".
The naked woman puts the poodle on the table in front of the bartender, then says, "-insert your answer here-".
I've heard some hilarious shit on this site, so I really want to hear your answers to this. :D