Know how I know you're gay (Directed to the poster above you)

[MaxPower]

Idea from the movie "40 year old virgin"

It's simple. Referring to the person above you, start your post with "<their name> Know how I know you're gay? <Then say why>

Example: BRiT, Know how I know you're gay? ....You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face".


OK Take it people. Guess I'm the next Victim. ;)

[lady victoria]

Max, Know how I know you're gay? ....everytime you fart, a condom falls out of your arse.

[MaxPower]

LadyVictoria, Know how I know you're gay? Due to your choice in clothes, your parents bought you a chainsaw for Christmas, thinking you had an interest in Lumber Jacking.

[lady victoria]

Max, Know how I know you're gay? ....you watched Brokeback Mountain without pants on.

p.s

LadyVictoria, Know how I know you're gay? Due to your choice in clothes, your parents bought you a chainsaw for Christmas, thinking you had an interest in Lumber Jacking.

^ that just makes you gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyer

[diamond]

LV...Know how I know you are gay?

you can actually pic out Alice walkers lesbian themes in Spielbergs version of the colour purple

[MaxPower]

Diamond, Know how I know you're gay? You wear Sure Extra; "Strong enough for a man, but made for a manly woman".

[Outlawed]

Max, know how I know you're gay? The finger in your avatar is in fact penetrating a man's asshole.

[frostbyttengrim]

Outlawed, know how I know you're gay? Just look at your profile picture.

[dustinzgirl]

Outlawed, Know how I know you are gay? You are you, and thats about sums it up. Fag.

[eh what?]

dustinzgirl, know how i know your gay? I've seen photo's of you in a lesbian night club with your tongue down some dike's throat

[G's-up]

eh what? you know how I know you're gay, that avatar picture of yourself that you doctored, we all know originally that wasnt fire comming out of that tube but a Gerbil going in......Richard Gere wanna be......

[Tostig]

G's-up, you know how I know you're gay? Because you don't hit on the wookie, that's how!

[MaxPower]

Tostig, Know how I know you're gay? Cuz you go flying around in the millenium falcon with "han solo" and your light sabre.

[Chad]

Tostig, Know how I know you're gay? Cuz you go flying around in the millenium falcon with "han solo" and your light sabre.

Do you know how i know you're gay? Because you have seen Han Solo on his penis. Not to mention the millenium falcon.

[Noob]

THATS GAY?!?!??!!?

:eek:

[Jesse Static]

Yes, Noob. And you know how I know you're gay? You can't use copy and paste correctly.

(I'll get bitch slapped for that one.)

[Tostig]

Know how I know you're gay, Jesse? Because you have a big "I'm Gay" bumpersticker on the back of your minivan.

[Jesse Static]

Know how I know Tostig is gay? Because he's HAIRY.

[dustinzgirl]

dustinzgirl, know how i know your gay? I've seen photo's of you in a lesbian night club with your tongue down some dike's throat


OH HELLS YEAH.


Jesse, know how I know you are gay? Your the one whose throat I stuck my tongue down.

:D

(j/k!)

[Captain 151]

DG, know how I know your gay? Your motorcylcle engine's timing belt is made of fused pubic hairs you ripped off of butch women on the subway.

[frostbyttengrim]

Captain, know how I know you're gay? Because you're in fact Cornelius McFagFace and you churn butter for a living with an industrial size turquoise dildo.

[MaxPower]

frostbyttengrim, Know how I know you're gay? Because you work for UPS, which means you're handling "packages" all day.

[Slacker]

Maxpower, Know how I know you're gay? You listen to coldplay.

[MaxPower]

Slacker, Know how I know you're gay? You listen to Boy George, while taking balls to the face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/slip-streamdotnet/forumpics/smiles/greddygreddy.gif

[dustinzgirl]

Max, Know how I know your gay? You lost your package in Slacker's bus.

[Woodreaux]

DG, know how I know you're gay? You wear Berckenstocks.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Woodreaux, I know you're gay because I saw you giving the real mjolinr a massage. All 6'6" 350lbs of him in fully hairy backforest, and a strategically placed terrycloth towel.

[lady victoria]

Brionwash you know how I know you're gay?....you like sucking on man sized hairy nuts.

[Majakovskij]

Lady Vic you know how I know you're gay? .... you trying to make the rainbow flag to the flag of England because you think it describe you're happy mood better.

[lady victoria]

Maj you know how I know you're gay?....you own a giant inflatable pussy which you eat you cereal out of everyday.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

You know how I know you're gay lady vic? We were walking past the hot dog vendor and he had just served up a dog covered in sauerkraut, and you licked your lips saying, "Ohhhh that reminds me of a juicy hair snatch!"

[lady victoria]

Brion you know how I know you're gay?....you organised a gay pride parade in your own honour.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

You know How I know you're gay? I saw you post a personal ad in one of those singles papers that read: "swf iso swf: MUST HAVE HUGE TONGUE"

[lady victoria]

You know How I know you're gay? I saw you post a personal ad in one of those singles papers that read: "swf iso swf: MUST HAVE HUGE TONGUE"

Yes, that was just under your ad with read "20 year old drag queen looking for love and tlc, wants to meet man with a fat 12" cock and loose bum hole. Looks not importaint but must like Duran Duran and Erasure. "

[mmm...cheese]

Lady Vic, you know how I know you're gay? You have lipstick on your ass!

[_allismine_]

mmm...cheese, you know how I know you're gay? Because you've got gum on your shoe. That's just fucking nasty.

[mmm...cheese]

Allismine, you know how I know how you're gay? You lick your oreos clean; there's never a single bit of cream left.

[MaxPower]

mmm.cheese, Know how I know you're gay? That "guess what elongated object I have in my ass." thread was the tip off.

[HavokChylde]

Max, know how I know you're gay?

Because you changed your "Jazz hands!" avatar to "I want your penis in me like THIS".

[MaxPower]

Havok, Know how I know you're gay? You changed your Jazz hands to Jizz hands.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Max, you know how I know you're gay? You never get jizz on your hands because you swallow it all.

[canada3332]

MaxPower, you know how I know you're gay? Cause you started this thread with everyone calling each other gay so you wouldn't feel so guilty about being a FAG.

:mfinger:

:lol:

[canada3332]

Max, you know how I know you're gay? You never get jizz on your hands because you swallow it all.

BrION, you know how I know you're gay? You're the one that shoots a load in his mouth!

[Majakovskij]

Canada3332, you know how I know you´re gay? Only two post and both of them in the gay thread.

[Easty]

Hey Maj! You know how I know you're gay?

Um...crap...I lost it. Damn you and your avatar! *shakes fist*

[dabgnorts202]

eastside you know ho...

dam her avatar, hang on im busy

[canada3332]

Canada3332, you know how I know you´re gay? Only two post and both of them in the gay thread.

You know how I know you're gay? You have a bumper sticker on the back of your lumber-hauling truck... damn it!

2nd try:

You know how I know you're gay? When someone says Dessert, you think of your best friends pussy.

[dustinzgirl]

Know how I know you're gay? Cuz you are from fucking CANADA.


:D

[canada3332]

Know how I know you're gay? Cuz you are from fucking CANADA.


:D

You know how I know you're gay? U'RE ON UR CREGZLST POSTIN UR N00DZ!!! You posted a reply to rfjason's-- I mean CosmicJohn's experiment (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/CosmicJohn_CL_Experiment).

[Woodreaux]

Avast ya scurvy Canuck, you know how I know you're gay? 'cause you be keepin' 6-pack ye old vasoline and a spatula next to your bed. Yeee-aaaAAaarggh.

[dustinzgirl]

Avast ya scurvy Canuck, you know how I know you're gay? 'cause you be keepin' 6-pack ye old vasoline and a spatula next to your bed. Yeee-aaaAAaarggh.

Know how I know your gay? Because you knew it was national talk like a pirate day.

[mastashake19]

You know how I know you're gay? U'RE ON UR CREGZLST POSTIN UR N00DZ!!! You posted a reply to rfjason's-- I mean CosmicJohn's experiment (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/CosmicJohn_CL_Experiment).

You know how I know you're gay? You posted a link to a site full of bare penises.

And do you know how I know DG is gay? Because she scorns Talk like a Pirate Day.

[canada3332]

Avast ya scurvy Canuck, you know how I know you're gay? 'cause you be keepin' 6-pack ye old vasoline and a spatula next to your bed. Yeee-aaaAAaarggh.

Do ye know how I be knowin that you be gay? You be gettin' hard when Captian Jack Sparrow (I be sorry, Johnny Depp) be fucking your ass!

'Ay, the Wisky too! :flamed:

[JLXC]

Canada3332 is gay because he felt the need to actually use 4 numbers at the end, like anyone cares about Canada???? ;)

[canada3332]

Canada3332 is gay because he felt the need to actually use 4 numbers at the end, like anyone cares about Canada???? ;)

You know how I know you're gay? JLXC

JLXC
LIKES
XTRA[LARGE]
COCKS

[MaxPower]

canada3332, know how I know you're gay? Because you're from Canada.

[dustinzgirl]

canada3332, know how I know you're gay? Because you're from Canada.

KNow how I know You're gay? You are a copy cat.

[HavokChylde]

DG, you know how I know you're gay?

I think it was the picture of your dick in CL's mouth that set it off.

www.CLdoesWtf.com

[canada3332]

DG, you know how I know you're gay?

I think it was the picture of your dick in CL's mouth that set it off.

www.CLdoesWtf.com


You know how I know you're gay? You were looking through gay porn sites when you saw that. I found out from your man-crush, Justin Timberlake, because you were assfucking him while looking at gay porn. He even wrote a song about it! It's called "From fear to queer". It explains that you were homofobic before you met Justin, and now it takes a good assfucking in the morning to get you going.

[HavokChylde]

You know how I know you're gay? You tried to insult me with some gay shit about Justin Timberlake. Homo.

[dustinzgirl]

Havok, know how I know you're gay? Tai is really a pretty boy.

[HavokChylde]

A really pretty boy with a tight ass.

DG, know how I know you're gay? It must be that kickass mullet haircut your girlfriend gave you.

[dustinzgirl]

Havok know how I know you're gay? You showed my girlfriend how to give a mullet.

[HavokChylde]

DG, know how I know you're gay?

It's your shirt that says "I'm not a hairy lesbian, but my girlfriend is!"

[Saint666]

You know how I know you're gay?

...You're avatar says all?

[HavokChylde]

Silly homo, don't judge a book by it's cover.

You know how I know you're gay Saint? That banana in your pocket that shows up every time you look at my avatar. Insecure bastard.

[dustinzgirl]

Havok know how I know you're gay? You deep throat banannas. On stage.

[Tostig]

DG, know how I know you're gay? Cause you gave Havok a reach around while you were fucking him in his ass.

[kre8orofchaos]

Tostig i know you're gay because you are anal about grammar and i got butthurt about you giving me an infraction; which would elude to the fact that penetration was involved.

[Acid_Corona]

kre8, you know how I know your gay? Because you used anal and butthurt in the same sentence.

[kre8orofchaos]

Acid i know you're gay becaus of all the words that you could have seen some correlation between in my sentence, you chose the only ones that were used to refer to someone else as gay.

[dustinzgirl]

Kre8, know how I know you're gay? Because you have an 8 i your nick.

[canada3332]

Kre8, know how I know you're gay? Because you have an 8 i your nick.

DG, you know how I know you're gay? When ever you smile, I can see the pube hairs sticking out from between your teeth!

[dabgnorts202]

canada you know how i know your gay. you buy your milk in a bag. wtf is up with that?

[canada3332]

canada you know how i know your gay. you buy your milk in a bag. wtf is up with that?

You know how I know you're gay? You drink horse milk. (Jackass 2!)

[Tostig]

You know how I know you're gay, Canada3332? Your maple leaf is rainbow colored.

[_allismine_]

Tostig, you know how I know you're gay? Because you sell yourself as food in your avatar.

[HavokChylde]

_allismine_, know how I know you're gay? Because you turned down Tostig's stud muffinliness.

[_allismine_]

_allismine_, know how I know you're gay? Because you turned down Tostig's stud muffinliness.HC, you know how I know you're gay? Because you didn't.

[HavokChylde]

_allismine_, know how I know you're gay? Cuz you're wishin you had Jesse's girl.


(song)

[_allismine_]

HC, you know how I know you're gay? Because you're 'psychedelic'.

[HavokChylde]

_allismine_, know how I know you're gay? Because your hypocritical psychadelic beatnik avatar told me so.


:confused:

[_allismine_]

HC, you know how I know you're gay? Because according to the icons under your usertitle, you're flaming. :D

[canada3332]

HC, you know how I know you're gay? Because according to the icons under your usertitle, you're flaming. :D

_allismine_, you know how I know you're gay? You drink 7 UP!

[ZoeMonster]

Canada...know how I know your gay. Because your the type of person to fuck someone in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reach around.:mfinger:

[Gunslinger4887]

Zoe, I know you are gay because you got a sesame lookin character in your avatar

[canada3332]

Zoe, I know you are gay because you got a sesame lookin character in your avatar


Gunslinger, you know how I know you're gay? because the background of you avatar used to be the gay pride flag!

Have you ever wondered what happens to Elmo during the commerical break? Gunslinger is assfucking him.

[Boot2thehead816]

know how I know your gay? Because you are still a Flame bait.

[otepsoul]

know how i know your gay- you mixed victorias secret and abercrombie perfume together.

[G's-up]

know how I know you're gay......instead of bringing beer or booze to the WTF parties you bring your bees..........and then you want the rest of us to call you HONEY all night long......



P.S. Otep...you know I wubs ya, you old school, intermiten poster.........:D

[dustinzgirl]

G's up, know how I know you're gay? You have both my dildo's stuck in various holes in your body.

[G's-up]

DG, know how I know you're gay.....you lubed'em up for me and put'em there....:tongue:

[BrIONwoshMunky]

G's-up, know how I know you're gay? You don't shave your woman mustache because you love the line, "Who wants a mustache ride?!"

[Boot2thehead816]

I know brions gay because he is cock hungry, simple as that.

[canada3332]

know how I know you're gay......instead of bringing beer or booze to the WTF parties you bring your bees..........and then you want the rest of us to call you HONEY all night long......



P.S. Otep...you know I wubs ya, you old school, intermiten poster.........:D

You know how I know you're gay? You have a bumper sticker on the back of your Hummer that says "I like it when boobs are in my face"

[canada3332]

G's-up, know how I know you're gay? You don't shave your woman mustache because you love the line, "Who wants a mustache ride?!"

You know how I know you're gay? Because you became self concious about your penis when your man-whore asked "Is it in yet?"

[dustinzgirl]

Hey canada, Know how I know you're gay? You double posted in a gay thread.

[G's-up]

You know how I know you're gay? You have a bumper sticker on the back of your Hummer that says "I like it when boobs are in my face"

canada3332 know how I know you're gay, the closest to a "hummer" you get is when you play your beta tapes of MR. ROGERS neighborhood humming It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" ......:tongue:

[dustinzgirl]

LOL G!

G's Up, Know how I know you're gay--when we have a foursome, you are always more interested in me than in Broken and CL. Which, coincidently, is how I know big B and CL are gay too.

:D

[_allismine_]

DG, you know how I know you're gay? Because you know who the Care Bears are.

[Woodreaux]

allismine, know how I know you're gay? Because you own the entire Inyu-Yasha DVD library.

[_allismine_]

Woodreaux, you know how I know you're gay? Because you can't even spell 'InuYasha' right.

[beef_roller]

Woodreaux, know how I know you're gay? You're always talkin' about cock.

Real strong sign there.

[Jiraffe]

Beef know how I know you're gay? Gaydar man. Gaydar.

[beef_roller]

Jiraffe, know how I know you're gay? Your Avatar is part AIMSpeak.

[Jiraffe]

Know how I know you're gay? You decided my band's logo was part aim speak. Since only gay people know what aim speak is you have to be gay.

[_allismine_]

You know how I know you're gay? Because you're so gay, you couldn't even become gay enough to gay up a gay excuse for me being gay.

...

:gay:

[Jiraffe]

You've proven your gayness already I see.

[_allismine_]

You know how I know you're gay? Because you actually lurk around saying 'omf'.

[canada3332]

You know how I know you're gay? Because you're so gay, you couldn't even become gay enough to gay up a gay excuse for me being gay.

...

:gay:

You know how I know you're a homo? You used gay 6 times in that post!

[Tostig]

Canada3332, you know how I know you're gay? Because you're from Canada. You probably drink gay beer, watch gay hockey, and drool over all the gay mounties.

oh yeah

gay gay gay...

... gay

[DanniC]

Tostig, want to know how I know you're gay?

There's a party in your pants, and Big E RSVP'ed.

;)

[otepsoul]

know how i know your gay? the last one to leave your pants party was Jason and brit

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


kidding to jason and brit

[canada3332]

Canada3332, you know how I know you're gay? Because you're from Canada. You probably drink gay beer, watch gay hockey, and drool over all the gay mounties.

oh yeah

gay gay gay...

... gay

You know how I know you're gay? Your fingers always smell like shit because they just came out of your ass. :mfinger:

Edit: you know you know I am gay? Because I Can't follow the rules of the game, and I double post.

Edit: You know how I know Tostig is gay? Because he edited my post to say that I was gay because he was tired of sleeping alone at night, and he wanted something to fill the cold hole in his ass where his dildo used to be.

Tostig, want to know how I know you're gay?

There's a party in your pants, and Big E RSVP'ed.

;)

You know how I know you're gay? That pirate in your shitty avatar (which has queer animation) likes to stick his wooden "leg" up your ass.

You know I know you're gay? You posted to tell me that I did a triple post in the gay thread.

[G's-up]

You know how I know your gay, you actually took the time to make an avatar that said you were too lazy to make an avatar.......;)

[canada3332]

You know how I know your gay, you actually took the time to make an avatar that said you were too lazy to make an avatar.......;)

You know how I know you're gay? Your dildo has a hairy lesbian attached to it.

[_allismine_]

Canada, you know how I know you're gay? Because you're proud to be Canadian. No one wants to be Canadian; it just turns out that way.

[kokorami]

_allismine_, you know how I know you're gay? You have a xanga page and are indeed an anime character, as your profile picture suggests. Anime is hella fucking gay, except FLCL.

[_allismine_]

Kokorami, you know how I know you're gay? Because you use the word 'hella', and are a hypocrite.

You call anime gay but watch FLCL. Seriously, ftw?

[dustinzgirl]

/end game
Someone in this thread takes this way to seriously.
/resume

Allismine, know how I know you're gay? Last night you just took your money and left.

[_allismine_]

DG, you know how I know you're gay? Because you try too hard to publically establish your heterosexuality by claiming that you are, in fact, 'Dustin's Girl'. When 'Dustin' is, in fact, non-existant.

[CopyLifted]

DG, you know how I know you're gay? Because you try too hard to publically establish your heterosexuality by claiming that you are, in fact, 'Dustin's Girl'. When 'Dustin' is, in fact, non-existant.

You know how I know your gay? You think I don't exist.

[kokorami]

CL, you know how I know you're gay? You like NASCAR.

EDIT-That's probably been said already.

[Tostig]

you know how I know you're gay, Kokorami? You have a big "I AM GAY" bumper sticker pasted to the rear end of you kia sophia right next to your vanity plate that says "TBAGGR"

[dustinzgirl]

Hey Tost, know how I know you're gay? You jerk off to Chuck Norris's infomercials.

[kokorami]

DG, know how I know you're gay? CL is really a woman.

If only our beloved Screwy would come to this thread...

[dustinzgirl]

Kokorami, know how I know you're gay? Your named after a transvestite singer.

[kokorami]

DG, know how I know you're gay? Star Jones makes you all hot and bothered. Every time The View comes on, you whip out the vibrator.

[dustinzgirl]

Koko, know how I know you're gay? You fart bubbles.

[Outlawed]

You know how you know I'm gay? Because I want guys to...

Blow me.

[kokorami]

DG, know how I know you're gay? The whores CL bring home aren't for him.

[dustinzgirl]

Kokorami, know how I know you're gay? You took outlawed up on his offer:

Blow me.

[kokorami]

DG, know how I know you're gay? You post on the alt.lesbian boards more than WTF.

[dustinzgirl]

Koko, know how I know you're gay? You spend time finding out where I post.

[Majakovskij]

DG, know how I knoe you´re gay? The porn you're watching isn't with people of diffrent sexes.

[Outlawed]

You're gay because your browser cache proves it, and this thread is gay, thus everyone is gay, not including me.

[dustinzgirl]

Outlawed, know how I know you're gay? You are hell bent on ruining everyone's fun. fuck off midget porn ass licker boy.

[Outlawed]

Know how I know you're gay? You edited my post. That's not cool. And it's not entirely heterosexual, it drifts to the left.

[Piro]

Know how I know you're gay? because I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough.

[canada3332]

Know how I know you're gay? because I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough.

You know how I know you're gay? You took a gay joke out of the 40 Year Old Virgin. I also caught you banging Cal after he was finished dropping the Plazma TV on your other boy friend.


---

Outlawed, you know how I know you're gay? You have an egg timer to tell you when to jerk off to the Ultimate Orgy. You do it that often.

[Woodreaux]

Hey Canadian, know how I know you're gay? Mark Foley announced to Congress that your dick tasted like shit.

[kokorami]

Woodreaux, know how I know you're gay? Your name comes up in the NAMBLA directory.

[Jugular]

You know how I know you're gay? Well, actually I have no real proof to back that up, I just call people I don't like gay from time to time.

[kindbud]

Woodreaux, know how I know you're gay? Your name comes up in the NAMBLA directory.

you have a nambla directory. you are gay, or share an apartment with ghetfuct.

You know how I know you're gay? Well, actually I have no real proof to back that up, I just call people I don't like gay from time to time.

you are gay 'cause you painted your arm to look like a giraffe.

[Edazer]

you have a nambla directory. you are gay, or share an apartment with ghetfuct.



you are gay 'cause you painted your arm to look like a giraffe.

You're gay for having that fat loser from South Park as your avatar.

[DanniC]

Edazer, want to know how I know you're gay?

Because Boy George told me all about your love affair.

[_allismine_]

DC, you know how I know you're gay? Because you've got Willy Wonka as your avatar.

Willy Wonka.

[dustinzgirl]

Allis, know how I know you're gay? Because your eyes are so full of secretion, you can not tell the difference between a man being hit by a car and a man about to be hit by a car.

[_allismine_]

DG, you know how I know you're gay? Because you were the one driving. ;)

[otepsoul]

DG, you know how I know you're gay? Because you were the one driving. ;)

know how i know your gay?
you drive a geo metro

[Captain 151]

know how i know your gay?
you drive a geo metro

Speaking of metro, know how I know you're gay?

[canada3332]

Speaking of metro, know how I know you're gay?

You know how I know you're gay? You tried to fuck a Geo's exhaust pipe!

[_allismine_]

You know how I know you're gay? Because you accuse other people whilst you yourself have 0 post count.

[canada3332]

You know how I know you're gay? Because you accuse other people whilst you yourself have 0 post count.

You know how I know you're gay? You were whacking through some major bush while the admin deleted my post count.

[G's-up]

You know how I know you're gay? Because I have a really good gaydar and it's somehow picked up a really strong signal comming from your area. :tongue:

[Jason]

You know how I know you're gay?

Because when your house was built it was all tongue-in-groove with no studs!

[MaxPower]

Know how I know you're gay?

>>Clickity<< (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/slip-streamdotnet/wtf/js.jpg)

[Jason]

You know how I know you're gay?

When you were low on cash, you tied up a bank safe and blew the guard!

[NymphetamineGrl]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g62/A-D-I-D-A-S/msn_gay.jpg

Enough said.

[Icarus]

Know how I know you're gay?

You juggle more balls than professional clowns!

[Jason]

You know how I know you're gay?

When you visit your local church, only half of the congregation are on their knees.

[rhucel]

Jason you know how I know you are gay?
your over developed since of decoration involving the color Leopard Print.

[breakology]

You know how I know you're gay?

You dug up this fucking BONE of a thread