How to lose a date in four words - word game

[b@by]

The rash is gone

[dustinzgirl]

Your brother was better.

[bockscar]

Where is the camera?

[BrIONwoshMunky]

You made me gay.

[DanniC]

What's in your ass?

[b@by]

Is it in yet?

[Chris Hansen]

I have herpes.

[JLXC]

What's your sisters name?

[Tostig]

i'm just a carrier

[b@by]

Don't mind the smell

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

mod edit: Play nice

[Chris Hansen]

I'm the goatse guy.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

I have 5 sores.

[JLXC]

Like dinner? Now SUCK

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

B@by touched me here. (points)

[inaniloquent]

I don't take checks.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

Do you take visa?

[dustinzgirl]

I have herpes.

Thats 3 words silly goose.

You look like shit.

[ryuu]

Your mom is hot

[Makius]

Bitch please, you diseased.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

I am a vegetarian

[Woodreaux]

Hey baby, how much?

[Big E]

I have had better

[WafYef737]

I ripped the condom.

[screwy]

Your dad is hot.

[thedglin]

Your a zoophiliac necrophile?

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

My dick is bigger.

[b@by]

My husband doesn't mind

[Captain 151]

Can I smell you?

[Dark_Era]

I miss my balls.

[b@by]

Just pretent you're dead

[CopyLifted]

Shut the fuck up!

[beef_roller]

Jesus! That was sex?

[Stardust]

My boyfriend's in jail

mod edit: now it's 4 words

[beef_roller]

(^ That's 5 words dear)

I work that corner!

[lies on myspace]

It hurts to pee.

[Stardust]

Now it's poopie time!

[Jiraffe]

Just shut up bitch.

[Talitha]

Is it over yet?

[dustinzgirl]

Shut the fuck up!

Actually, that is sexxxay!:D

[beef_roller]

Want a "Donkey Punch"?

[dustinzgirl]

U R Teh Ghey.

[inaniloquent]

Your mom does that.

[Tostig]

i'd rather be gay

[Talitha]

I was expecting bigger.

[Majakovskij]

Here comes my wife.

[b@by]

I'm allergic to soap

[wilko125]

Do you accept visa?

EDIT:
WTG, i thought mine was good and slightly witty, but someone already beat me to it :'(

Do you take visa?

[Stardust]

Have you considered implants?

[WafYef737]

I'm Rick James Bitch!

[Stardust]

It's youre child! *points on tummy*

Edit: It is your child! *points on tummy*

[wilko125]

I dont use condoms.

[Stardust]

You don't have aids??

[wilko125]

Hey whats your ASL?

[Talitha]

It's youre child! *points on tummy*

That's only three words.

That guy is cute

[Stardust]

call me Darth Vader!

[Tostig]

let's play lightsaber penises

[Chad]

dude, I am pregnant

[Tostig]

can mom come along?

[Chad]

Wait.. AIDS is contagious?

[Captain 151]

I have explosive diarrhea.

[ZoeMonster]

Oh that...a wart...

[Monti]

"bring a good friend!"

[zoloftcasserole]

What's your name again?

[Tostig]

great, now i'm gay

[DanniC]

Jimmy was much better.

[zoloftcasserole]

Excuse me, I'm oozing.

[Tostig]

just pick the scab

[DanniC]

I have anal seepage.

[zoloftcasserole]

I want your babies.

[Tostig]

Hi, I am Tostig

[Big E]

I like doney shows

[zoloftcasserole]

This won't hurt....much.

[bockscar]

Can my roommate participate?

[zoloftcasserole]

I'll be watching you. :peyes:

[ironictaters]

Then my kidney stone...

[Gunslinger4887]

Time for disease spreadings!

[Chad]

Hi, I am Tostig

I tried to rep you.


"Ok. I am gay."

[Repth]

I play the accordion.

[ryuu]

You have droopy mellons

[Nailbomb]

How much you cost?

[Stardust]

Hello I'm WoW addicted :happysad:

[DanniC]

Want to roleplay furries?

[Stardust]

love dogs, as clothing!

[dustinzgirl]

I eat your flesh.

[DanniC]

My name's Gluteus Maximus.

[Caffeinated]

Did you say something?

[dustinzgirl]

Caffy get in chat.

[Monti]

Where is my knife?

[Ari Achromatic]

I fucked your brother

[Ari Achromatic]

It's only a birthmark....

[Chris Hansen]

Your mom liked it.

[Dark_Era]

Penis? Grab your microscope.

[b@by]

Put that thing away

[spectralmerc]

Its not contagious, ok?

[DanniC]

Are you into feces?

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

Im using the cream....

[DanniC]

You're better than monkeys.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

ever fucked a sheep?

[DanniC]

Cows moo during sex.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

DanniC Moos During Sex. :tongue:

[Dark_Era]

I play WoW daily.

[Tostig]

can i talk now?

[DanniC]

Where is my chainsaw?

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

This one fat chick.......

[zoloftcasserole]

Michael Jackson is innocent.

[gehtfuct]

Your Grandmother is hot!

[DanniC]

My name's Dustin Diamond.

[dustinzgirl]

Lets get married NOW.

[Tostig]

I have ten kids

[DanniC]

Cash, Check, or Charge?

[PissedRae]

You're much hotter online.

[Tostig]

gotta reattach my penis

[DanniC]

You're hotter on myspace.

[b@by]

It's not a clitoris

[Captain 151]

I'm Adolf Hitler's grandson.

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

I Am Adolf Hitler

[Tostig]

i am your father

[DanniC]

I'm not potty trained.

[Tostig]

i pooped my pants

[DanniC]

I already came, sorry.

[Tostig]

my penis is itchy

[DanniC]

Is that a rash?

[Tostig]

my name is Cuddles

[Jiraffe]

Jesus thinks you're ugly.

[Captain 151]

I've Tostig's chest hair.

[Tostig]

wow, a real girl!

[Captain 151]

Sit on this poolcue.

[DanniC]

Where do I blow?

[Tostig]

i'm cultivating some smegma

[Captain 151]

Find my third nipple!

[DanniC]

I have six holes.

[Captain 151]

I have six holes.

That is kinda kinky.

[inaniloquent]

I'll fertilize your eggs!

[b@by]

I'm still breast fed

[squeeze_me]

ha-ma-da ha-ma-da ha-ma-da ha-ma-da

[Jiraffe]

You on the pill?

[wilko125]

My hard, is hard. (heh heh heh)

[Monti]

Mama said I could...

[ZoeMonster]

You smell like catfish...

[Monti]

Are U a gurl?

[PissedRae]

Do you like ringworm?

[Base]

they say you're easy...

[wilko125]

<ballsqueek>I am a virgin</ballsqueek>

[spectralmerc]

You taste very good...

[Demanda03]

The sores stopped oozing

[Tostig]

i love you... less

[dustinzgirl]

I poop on people.

[b@by]

Now squat and cough

[dustinzgirl]

I shat my pants.

(B@by, some ppl might like squatting and coughing lol)

[Tostig]

wanna see my collection?

[dustinzgirl]

wanna eat my scabs?

[hellzfire]

Smell My Face, Bitch!

[Irrational]

Where does it go?

[hellzfire]

Where are my tweezers?

[zoloftcasserole]

Ever date a parolee?

[Zombie Jesus]

Dress up as Leia.

[zoloftcasserole]

Wanna pick my nose?

[Monti]

Those can't be real

[Stardust]

wanna pop my zitz?(sp?)

[Tostig]

my ass-hair is braided

[Zombie Jesus]

How much an hour?

[zoloftcasserole]

It's only syphilis, babe.

[inaniloquent]

What's your sister's number?

[Monti]

Here, hold my prosthetic!

[Tehaxx'z_Twin]

I dated jennifer aniston

[YoungYesrod]

Your gettin kinda chubby

[Caffeinated]

I'm almost legal age.

[YoungYesrod]

Wait, I gotta itch

[ryuu]

10 minutes of love!

[YoungYesrod]

1 minute of love!

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I know you?

[DanniC]

We have three seconds.

[YoungYesrod]

What's your name again?

[Captain Subtext]

Mother, is that you?

[DanniC]

That's all you've got?

[wilko125]

I have already come. :happysad:

[Taylor_Blade]

What the fuck, SKANKY!

[dustinzgirl]

What the fuck, SKANKY!
Considering the girls taylor dates, I am sure he has said this quite a lot.


I have toenail clippings!

[beef_roller]

I collect antique stamps.

[Monti]

I only like sheep

[Chad]

Is it in now?

[G's-up]

I slept with B@by once! :tongue:

[Tostig]

Take a good look

[PissedRae]

It's new..you like?

[Zombie Jesus]

Do I pay you?

[Acid_Corona]

This only happend once.

[Tostig]

it's oozing a little

[Noob]

Hi. I'm Ben Campbell.

[Tostig]

Prepare to be boarded!

[Acid_Corona]

I have an erection.

[Avidity]

It's only a rash.

[inaniloquent]

Ever swallow a condom?

[Monti]

Babe, spit or swallow?

[dabgnorts202]

my name is outlawed

[WafYef737]

His name's Old Faithful

[YoungYesrod]

I have had better.

[CopyLifted]

I'd love you......dead

[WafYef737]

You werent done yet?

[b@by]

Did you just fart?

[zoloftcasserole]

Yes, they're real...expensive.

[Jiraffe]

I'm blogging our night!

Ever been on bangbus.com?

[inaniloquent]

My trunk is comfortable.

[MaxPower]

Your Mom is Hot!





Did you just fart?

oops that was me.

[_allismine_]

btw, test came back positive...

[Acid_Corona]

What Hepatitis is bad?

[Monti]

Smile for the webcam!

[YoungYesrod]

my ex was skinnier.

[inaniloquent]

Your moustache tickles, madam.

[zoloftcasserole]

Don't tell my wife/husband.

[beef_roller]

Wow, your Grandma's hot!

[b@by]

I ain't touching that

[DanniC]

What the fuck's that?!?

[Jiraffe]

I cry after sex.

[Stardust]

I have pms now

[Jiraffe]

Oh yeah, it's small.

[Majakovskij]

You smell like vomit.

[Jiraffe]

You an easy lay?

[Stardust]

Are we done yet?

[Jiraffe]

My wife hates you.

[squeeze_me]

Lick my shoes please.

[Jiraffe]

I love your husband.

[Monti]

Can my Kids come?

[b@by]

You talk too much

[Caffeinated]

Sign this release form.

[YoungYesrod]

Why is it yellow?

[zoloftcasserole]

I only shower monthly.

[G's-up]

Yeah, I am pregnant.

[_allismine_]

What is a...'condom'?

[Stardust]

Youre grandma is hot

[Monti]

sit on my face!

[Monti]

I'll guess your weight!

[beef_roller]

sit on my face!

I'll guess your weight!

Dude, don't double post!

May I lick that?

[zoloftcasserole]

My backseat or yours?

[lady victoria]

Wow thats really small.

[_allismine_]

You...are straight, right?

[O0toiletPaPer0O]

Front or back door?

[O0toiletPaPer0O]

Moustache rides anyone?!

[G's-up]

I'm really a man.

[ryuu]

I'm pro final solution
like my little moustache?
Let's go! White Power!

[Icarus]

Death turns me on.

[MaxPower]

Hi! I'm Kevin Federline!

[The_Rack]

Quit texting people dammit.
Ya wanna stop that?
You last showered when?

[_allismine_]

I like Dashboard Confessional.

[YoungYesrod]

I'm gettin' breast reduction. :D

[JLXC]

I lost my job.

[ZoeMonster]

I have two dicks.

[_allismine_]

I'm not really heterosexual.
Your sister is hot.
My favourite color's rainbow.
I love my mommy.
Now I'm pressing charges.
Eh, I've seen better.
Naruto's a crappy series.

[Noob]

I have mod powers.

[_allismine_]

I have mod powers.You've won me over. :thumbsup:

/back on topic

I itch in places...
You're a girl, right?
Will you marry me?