movie quotes

[The_DEA]

post your fav movie quotes here

[Euphobic]

"You look at me and you don't like what you see. But this is the price mother, the price of belonging to you."~:|:~Astrid, White Oleander

[GottaHurt]

post your fav movie quotes here

You talkin' to me?

[ron]

They'd make me a Major for this and they didn't even realize I wasn't in their fucking Army anymore.

[The_DEA]

You talkin' to me?
yep dumbass

[GottaHurt]

yep dumbass


Quote from "Taxi Driver", dipshit. Who was the asshole who started this thread? And what was the topic? :rolleyes:

[The_DEA]

Quote from "Taxi Driver", dipshit. Who was the asshole who started this thread? And what was the topic? :rolleyes:
ummmm its not a movie but "yep dumbass" is red foreman that 70's show

[GottaHurt]

ummmm its not a movie but "yep dumbass" is red foreman that 70's show

Oh you are our favorite redneck, that 70's show isn't a movie....lmao...

[The_DEA]

Oh you are our favorite redneck thanksthat 70's show isn't a movie....lmao...
fuck you

[GottaHurt]

No, fuck with me...

[ron]

Don't make me have to kill you, tough guy.

[GottaHurt]

Don't make me have to kill you, tough guy.

Yea, I'd hate for that to happen.

[The_DEA]

No, fuck with me...
lay off the fuckin meth man get some sleep you cranky fuck

[GottaHurt]

lay off the fuckin meth man get some sleep you cranky fuck

No man, it was the cough syrup, *cough* :mfinger: *cough* along with Nyquil, the-achy-stuffy-so-you-can-go-fuck-yourself-medicine. :mfinger: :cool:

[Desdemona]

You think I got what it takes?

[_Kitana_]

Lol...

"Fight!"

Fight....

Kitchen.... Kitchen"

Ninja Turtles


was the only thing i could think of lol

[Desdemona]

Mine was from Cry-Baby

[neckdemon]

who do ya trust? me, i'm givin away free money. and where is the batman? he's at home, washin his tights!

or.....

wendy, im not gonna hurt ya. im just gonna bash your brains in. bash them right the fuck in!

[_Kitana_]

Really peter, we wasn't trying to hurt her.

Just drown her.

See wendy, they didn't mean any harm?

(peter pan)

[Unforgiven]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate."
or something like that.

quote from spaceballs

[Orangellama]

When will I squeeze one out?

Not till the 8th grade


Donnie Darko :D

[reisgoddess]

It can't rain all the time.
From the Crow. best fucking movie ever.

[Give u Cancer]

heres a quote i heard in the movies:

"stop throwing spitballs at me ya twerp!"
"Yeah, well you better shut that fucking baby up before i stab it in its eye"
"Yessirrightawaysir"
"Googoo gaga!"
"Hey keep it down up there"
"Your the one who's cellphone went off!"

[[Sober]`Tool!!]

[Betty has thrown a claw at Master Tang, the action freezes]
Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
[Action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw]
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).

Kung Pow---

[MrNewbie]

"that was me, that is alex and my three droogs . that is pete, george and dim . and we sat in the korova milkbar try to make a parazodox what to do the evening . the korova milkbar sold milk-Plus . milk-plus vellocet, synthemesc or drencrom which was we were drinking . this will sharp and make you ready för a little bit of the old ultra-violence . . ."

[gehtfuct]

Do you know who you are?..You dont I do everybody does. You are the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you. and your mother- your mother SHIT! You bastard!. Your mother isnt good enough to talk of her!.....

Eli Wallac-The good the bad the ugly

[crocostix]

- who?
- who? what, are you a fucking owl or something?

[_Kitana_]

It can't rain all the time.
From the Crow. best fucking movie ever.

Yes.......

I love the crow. Did you know it was orginaly a comic.

:)

[gehtfuct]

Move and you're dead!...I move..AND im dead......(the crow)

[MrNewbie]

"Hi my name is Forrest Gump"

[Skorch]

Does he look like a bitch?

[ITakeOffence]

"YipiKaye mother fucker"
Leathal weapon, one of them

omfg, still chukling about that Kitana actually admits to watching peter pan.

If this was bait & tackle...

[Skorch]

"YipiKaye mother fucker"
Leathal weapon, one of them
Actually I think that's any one of the Die Hard movies

[The_DEA]

Actually I think that's any one of the Die Hard moviesand you ine the prize Skorch
a new point how do you feel
point+1

[otepsoul]

mine is -good morning im here- from pees wees big adventure

[Ctoit]

Hey Man, you got a joint?.........be a whole lot cooler if ya did

Dazed and confused :cool:

[gehtfuct]

This suck's.Insted of being at home, giving the ol' lady the high hard one,
i'm out here with an over dressed charcoal colored loser like you.
You've been dickin me around since we started this whole turd hunt!

Jack Kates-48hours

[MaxPower]

"AAARRRRRRMY TRAINING SIR!" Bill Murray/Stripes

[magnolia]

guuys, u made me ink.
He's gadda touch the butt.
"I live in an inenem... an enemenin....an..." Okay, don't hurt yourself.
~finding nemo

[gehtfuct]

I got a friend at united fruit,..you could start at strawberries....
then work your way up to these...GOD DAMN BANNANAS!
When boy?...Are you gonna geht your act together?----(buuurrp!)
good god almighty me,i think he's the anti-christ.
Now anthony,i want to talk to you.DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YA! You geht a job before sundown or we're shipping your ass off to military school,with that ...GOD DAMN finklestien shit kid......
son of a BITCH!...

Cheech and Chong-Up in smoke

[Lawdawg428]

You americans to talk and talk you sa things like i just want to say and let me tell you this..... well shut up now cause your all dead

Ummm Dead

Yes Dead Now Shut up

how did we die

food poisoning form the goose pattee

but I didnt have the pattee

[gehtfuct]

(cop) "I've got good news and bad news".
(jamie foxx)"Whats the good news".
(cop) "You're fucked."
(jamie foxx) "Thats the GOOD news?Whats the bad news?"
(cop)"You're handcuffed,and locked in a room with me. "


from the movie:Bait

[Sim]

'Ahh Dickheads' - Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

[MaxPower]

Oh, Yea, Lick my pussy!!

Linda lovelace
Behind the green door.

[Skorch]

-Mr. Addley, do you trust your wife?
-Oh that's funny. You're gonna look funnier suckin my dick with no teeth.

The Shawshank Redemption. Great fuckin movie.

[magnolia]

...you're even better in bed then me...DON'T DENY IT!
I wasn't going to.
~stepford wives

[Orangellama]

"You Dick" - Sean Penn- Fast Time At Ridgemont High and " Hey there sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" Tim Meadows- The Ladies Man

[sinew]

"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough. Okay. Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino, Scarface.

"Lets get this straight now, I never fucked anybody over in their life who didnt have it coming. All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I dont break em for nobody" - Al Pacino, Scarface.

[twofivekidd9]

"Can I see your Frommers? Bratislava, Bratislava. Oh here it is. Bratislava. Oh here is a fun fact. You made out with your sister!" Cooper- Euro Trip

[dustinzgirl]

The best movie quote ever:

There is no try, only do or do not.

Yoda, Master Jedi.

Yes I am a geek and proud of that too! :tongue:

[Reqium]

-----
Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
----
Sgt. Hartman: You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fucking seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

Full Metal Jacket. Awesome fucking movie.

[dustinzgirl]

"YipiKaye mother fucker"
Leathal weapon, one of them


NOT LETHAL WEAPON>>>
ORIGINAL DIE HARD>

best quote form lethal weapon was:

"god hates me"

"Hate him back, it works for me"


ps...full metal jacket is one of the best action movies ever!

[bigdouth]

Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanly idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. :tongue: :thumbsup:

[bigdouth]

I thought I had mono for an entire year once. It turned out I was just really bored.
-Wayne's World

[bigdouth]

It's kind of like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.
-Wayne's World (again)