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WTFNation
05-03-2004, 06:29 AM
Check this out from The Onion - America's Finest News Source.
Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.
ROFL. For more go to www.theonion.com (http://www.theonion.com)
Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.
OK, you must have a point. Let's hear it.
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 08:45 AM
His news source is The Onion!
Broken
05-03-2004, 08:45 AM
OK, you must have a point. Let's hear it.
He's probably 13 or 14 at best. I wouldn't waste too much time and or enegry of him.
He's probably 13 or 14 at best. I wouldn't waste too much time and or enegry of him.
Yeah, but The Onion? Damn...Oh well. We need some good rants. I'll see what I can do.
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 09:14 AM
Yeah, but The Onion? Damn...Oh well. We need some good rants. I'll see what I can do.
....top of the fourth, scores 0-0....and Rantin' Ron takes the mound....
....top of the fourth, scores 0-0....and Rantin' Ron takes the mound....
It is getting thin here, though. Where have all the good rants gone?
otepsoul
05-03-2004, 09:25 AM
thats what i said thats why im so low in posts only 172.
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 09:26 AM
It is getting thin here, though. Where have all the good rants gone?
It's Monday. I for one had a stellar weekend......I'll get motivated...
It's Monday. I for one had a stellar weekend......I'll get motivated...
My weekend was pretty good. I should rant about yesterday.
Broken
05-03-2004, 09:35 AM
Yeah, but The Onion? Damn...Oh well. We need some good rants. I'll see what I can do.He doesn't impress me. I think that's BUSHSUCKSBALLS. I do have to agree I took a week off from this place, and it's going downhill fast. Ron, you're a welcome face. GH and I went at it when he first came aboard, but now I try to read all his posts. Screwyoujack,Shep, are ranters! BA, is missing in action. I just can't keep up, I took today off just to rip some ass, but it's slim pickins.
I am rambling... Fuck
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 09:37 AM
He doesn't impress me. I think that's BUSHSUCKSBALLS. I do have to agree I took a week off from this place, and it's going downhill fast. Ron, you're a welcome face. GH and I went at it when he first came aboard, but now I try to read all his posts. Screwyoujack,Shep, are ranters! BA, is missing in action. I just can't keep up, I took today off just to rip some ass, but it's slim pickins.
I am rambling... Fuck
I really don't rant that much, I usually just bust on the morons who are totally off base in their rants. Plus, to me, I'm not all that serious, this is just a site to unload a little bit, without getting too deep.
He doesn't impress me. I think that's BUSHSUCKSBALLS. I do have to agree I took a week off from this place, and it's going downhill fast. Ron, you're a welcome face. GH and I went at it when he first came aboard, but now I try to read all his posts. Screwyoujack,Shep, are ranters! BA, is missing in action. I just can't keep up, I took today off just to rip some ass, but it's slim pickins.
I am rambling... Fuck
Well, thank you! GH and BA are both good ranters; you seem to have some intellect tucked in there. Screwyoujack and Shep have lots of posts, but I must confess that I have not yet finished reading them all. Youknowthedeal.
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 09:43 AM
Well, thank you! GH and BA are both good ranters; you seem to have some intellect tucked in there. Screwyoujack and Shep have lots of posts, but I must confess that I have not yet finished reading them all. Youknowthedeal.
Well hush my mouth, if I would've known this was a bonding moment I woulda worn my good shoes and slicked my hair back....
Yea, but ditto to what you and Broken said, who's who knows what's what.
WTFNation
05-03-2004, 10:20 AM
OK, you must have a point. Let's hear it.
That's the thing, though, it was just a post for fun. No point really. I like the onion and its satirical slant on American and World politics. I wasn't trying to start a rant or a flame post or anything, just thought those that were intelligent enough to understand the Onion for its satirical brilliance would enjoy it. I'm sure some of you posters out there enjoyed it!
No big whoop.
this sucks no one will talk with me :rolleyes:
Broken
05-03-2004, 10:53 AM
this sucks no one will talk with me :rolleyes:
Don't try so hard & and follow the bouncing ball!!
That's the thing, though, it was just a post for fun. No point really. I like the onion and its satirical slant on American and World politics.
That was readily apparent when you first posted it, but I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.
I wasn't trying to start a rant or a flame post or anything, just thought those that were intelligent enough to understand the Onion for its satirical brilliance would enjoy it.
Sure you were. That's why you posted it. Don't apologize, dumbass.
I'm sure some of you posters out there enjoyed it!
I'm sure someone did.
Broken
05-03-2004, 01:52 PM
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Hmm...
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 02:46 PM
He doesn't impress me. I think that's BUSHSUCKSBALLS. I do have to agree I took a week off from this place, and it's going downhill fast. Ron, you're a welcome face. GH and I went at it when he first came aboard, but now I try to read all his posts. Screwyoujack,Shep, are ranters! BA, is missing in action. I just can't keep up, I took today off just to rip some ass, but it's slim pickins.
I am rambling... Fuck
I'm not MIA. I still drop in. Just don't have the time to rip into all the morons. Combination of lack of time on my part, and an exponential growth of dumbasses on here.
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 02:47 PM
Well, thank you! GH and BA are both good ranters; you seem to have some intellect tucked in there. Screwyoujack and Shep have lots of posts, but I must confess that I have not yet finished reading them all. Youknowthedeal.
Hey, thanks man. You're not so bad yourself.
[points and mocks GH's "good shoes"] nice shoes. [/points and mocks GH's "good shoes"]
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 02:53 PM
Hey, thanks man. You're not so bad yourself.
[points and mocks GH's "good shoes"] nice shoes. [/points and mocks GH's "good shoes"]
I seen ya eyeballin' em last time yawas here, so i bought ja a pair jus like 'em..
Broken
05-03-2004, 02:54 PM
Do you fuckers watch "Who's Line?"
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 03:05 PM
I seen ya eyeballin' em last time yawas here, so i bought ja a pair jus like 'em..
oh boy. Lucky me.
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 03:05 PM
Do you fuckers watch "Who's Line?"
From time to time. Don't watch too much TV - it'll make ya stoopid
From time to time. Don't watch too much TV - it'll make ya stoopid
Damned straight.
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 03:11 PM
Damned straight.
People wonder why American kids are fat. Christ! Take your fucking kids outside. Show them the sun. It's warm. They'll like it.