View Full Version : Fat Chicks in stretch pants...
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 12:55 PM
So I'm choking down a couple of chili cheese rat tails @ 7-11 when double bubble pops out of her T-bird. Fuckin' Christ Almighty I almost heaved. What compels these fat slobs to wear fuckin spandex stretch pants and a sleeveless blouse? Her bra was definitely pushed to it's limit as she waddled past my car, as I watched in horror.She made the chick from the Drew Carey Show look doable. I guess she (they) felt/feel as though if she/they have to be disgusted by looking at their own appearance, their going to share the experience with the rest of us.
It's not a gland problem either, it's take those fuckin' potato fuckin' fingers and push your fat ass away from the trough. A little self control, self respect goes a long ways. If you can't control the urge too stuff your fat fuckin' face, then at least excersise some decency and have Omar the tent maker stitch you a drop cloth to hide in when out in the public domain.
So I'm choking down a couple of chili cheese rat tails @ 7-11 when double bubble pops out of her T-bird. Fuckin' Christ Almighty I almost heaved.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA! Now, that's a rant!
What compels these fat slobs to wear fuckin spandex stretch pants and a sleeveless blouse? Her bra was definitely pushed to it's limit as she waddled past my car, as I watched in horror.She made the chick from the Drew Carey Show look doable. I guess she (they) felt/feel as though if she/they have to be disgusted by looking at their own appearance, their going to share the experience with the rest of us.
Gawd-damn! Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right. Someone once told me, "Fat girls like to feel sexy, too."
Well, they're not! If they actually feel sexy when the lycra, spandex, or whatever is obscured by rolls of flesh, it's time for therapy. No one else finds that sexy, why do they?
It's not a gland problem either, it's take those fuckin' potato fuckin' fingers and push your fat ass away from the trough. A little self control, self respect goes a long ways.
You're not just big-boned, either, or "thick," as the thugs like to put it.
If you can't control the urge too stuff your fat fuckin' face, then at least excersise some decency and have Omar the tent maker stitch you a drop cloth to hide in when out in the public domain.
Cover yourself and maintain some semblance of dignity.
Broken
05-03-2004, 01:11 PM
Yummy Moon dimples! No shit, there's a jiggly puff at work. We had to do a Muster point drill.. I thought I was in H.S. again. The slob, bitched the whole time because she had to walk DOWN stairs it's a three story building.!! Fuck! Gland problem my ass.
Deez Nutz
05-03-2004, 01:21 PM
Fat women in tight clothes... I have 3 words. Nasty, nasty, and nasty. There's this girl in my art class that is fat and wears tight clothes. It's nasty as hell. You can freakin count the rolls on her. So far the most I've counted on her side was 4. I don't even think she wears underwear, because when she's sitting her pants are all low and shit and you can clearly see her ass crack.
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 01:21 PM
There was a story floating around on the Internet a few years back, not sure if it's true, but supposedly, some fat fuck had to go into surgery because they lost a twinkie in the fat fold of their stomach, and it had started to rot into their skin.That's fuckin' gross, if it's true.
Broken
05-03-2004, 01:23 PM
There was a story floating around on the Internet a few years back, not sure if it's true, but supposedly, some fat fuck had to go into surgery because they lost a twinkie in the fat fold of their stomach, and it had started to rot into their skin.That's fuckin' gross, if it's true.
have you seen that story on Snopes about the worms in the guys brain?
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 01:24 PM
have you seen that story on Snopes about the worms in the guys brain?
I'm not sure if I want to. Fat people gross me out.
_Kitana_
05-03-2004, 01:52 PM
hmm...
there this story about my aunt when she was younger
she a nurse
she had to give a sponge bath to this fat chick... who had maggots and rotting flesh between her fat layers
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 03:38 PM
hmm...
there this story about my aunt when she was younger
she a nurse
she had to give a sponge bath to this fat chick... who had maggots and rotting flesh between her fat layers
my sister's a nurse, and had a similar experience. Not right.
_Kitana_
05-03-2004, 03:40 PM
yes
take note to why i am not a nurse
badassmtbiker
05-03-2004, 04:12 PM
yes
take note to why i am not a nurse
well, I'm sure that's not the only reason. You kinda have to be smart.
_Kitana_
05-03-2004, 06:29 PM
well, I'm sure that's not the only reason. You kinda have to be smart.
I am pretty sure I am smart enough to be a nurse, if i really wanted to be one
Girls.suck
05-04-2004, 10:57 AM
Next time u see double bubble u should pop her bubble... idk wtf is up with fat gurls but they all dont understand what slim fast does for u... they need get a fukn keg of slim fast!!!
GottaHurt
05-04-2004, 11:52 AM
Next time u see double bubble u should pop her bubble... idk wtf is up with fat gurls but they all dont understand what slim fast does for u... they need get a fukn keg of slim fast!!!
Shit, this bitch was so fat she'd use a keg of slim fast as lipstick.
The_DEA
05-04-2004, 12:31 PM
Shit, this bitch was so fat she'd use a keg of slim fast as lipstick.
hahahahahahahaha
junglelove
05-04-2004, 02:21 PM
there's this fat bitch in one of my classes at school and the way she sits is very fucking disgusting. there are holes in the back of the chairs in the classroom and when she sits a bitg fatv roll hangs loose out of the holes in the chair. the first time i saw this i actually whelped.
the sight of a really big flab hanging out of a chair and wobbling around is rediculously nasty.
i think we should shoot all the fat people.....and the bad drivers :gun: :confused:
otepsoul
05-04-2004, 04:39 PM
ok fat ppl scare me cause i think i could be that fat some day.
yowatupdogg
05-04-2004, 04:50 PM
i have seen fat people trying to be sexy in my class some fat ass girl is wearing this short ass shirt
and it was so gross are teacher kicked her out of the class to change
the french suck :sword:
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otepsoul
05-04-2004, 04:57 PM
i have seen fat people trying to be sexy in my class some fat ass girl is wearing this short ass shirt
and it was so gross are teacher kicked her out of the class to change
the french suck :sword: no one likes the fay skanks.
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pain can be such a horrilbe thing :mfinger:
yowatupdogg
05-04-2004, 05:05 PM
^ur point is
the french suck :mfinger:
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pain can be such a horrilbe thing :sword: