Rant Off topics. (your choice.)

[Taylor_Blade]

Ranters: JLXC Vs. UberSkippy

Rules: Simple. Once a topic is chosen by YOU, both ranters will have 24 hours to submit a 3-5 minute rant on said subject. They will be played live on both Geht This and The Weekend Wastelands. At which time the listeners will vote via phone, IRC, and a thread right here on WTF?! At the end of which this little contest between these two half-assed ranters will be settled. :tongue:

So, nominate any topics you guys want.

Well, go on.... do it!

[TehDay]

Taylor that is a great Idea, but I think if you had a WTF Survivor match it would be a bit more entertaining. Or you could just have this and a survivor match, because those survivor matches get hilarious.

As for the topic, The war on Iraq.

[lies on myspace]

Stairs: Revolution in accessibility or instruments of death?

[Taylor_Blade]

Taylor that is a great Idea, but I think if you had a WTF Survivor match it would be a bit more entertaining. Or you could just have this and a survivor match, because those survivor matches get hilarious.

Agreed with hilariousness...but this is a rant, not a roast, and trust me when done right.... rants can be just as funny, when spoken. :tongue:


LOVING THE TOPICS GUYS...KEEP EM' COMING!

[TehDay]

Lol that is definately true Taylor.

Another topic: Taters (since it seems to be quite popular on this forum)

[JLXC]

Well shit as long as I can turn in the rant on Tuesday night each week, I'm golden, I'll fucking bitch about anything.

[UberSkippy]

Well shit as long as I can turn in the rant on Tuesday night each week, I'm golden, I'll fucking bitch about anything.

You mean you'll "whine" about anything don't you?

Sissy.

[Taylor_Blade]

You mean you'll "whine" about anything don't you?

Sissy.

Rofl... :thumbsup:

[Chad]

Women

[JLXC]

You mean you'll "whine" about anything don't you?

Sissy.

That's the spirit! Now go beat up a girl on your co-ed soccer team to feel more of a man!

[UberSkippy]

That's the spirit! Now go beat up a girl on your co-ed soccer team to feel more of a man!

I guess if I ever grow tits like yours I won't be interested in playing with women either.

[Jesse Static]

I guess if I ever grow tits like yours I won't be interested in playing with women either.
Ouch.

I nominate Martha Stewart. Or perhaps Paris Hilton. :tongue:

[Taylor_Blade]

Women

Excellent, sir!

Especially considering how they're acting. :tongue:

[dustinzgirl]

Pussy.
There are lots of different kinds of pussy, just ask

Chet Pussy:
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

[JLXC]

Sounds like the Cheech pussy call in Dusk till Dawn DG. hehe

[ZoeMonster]

Fuck, shit, damn, piss, ass, whore, bitch, slut, cunt...Barbara Streissand!!!!!!!

[CopyLifted]

Sounds like the Cheech pussy call in Dusk till Dawn DG. hehe

Exactly. :thumbsup:

Love that shit. All that pussy. :tongue:

[HoneyImHome]

Topics:

Kids on the internet
Feminism
Porn
Obesity
Stupid drivers
American Idol
Censorship

(thought this thread needed more topics :tongue: )

[Jesse Static]

I second feminism.

[Taylor_Blade]

Each other. (I'd laugh)

[RedOctober]

I second feminism.

Including to leave your kids behind so that they get killed?

You know why I wrote this... :D

[Boot2thehead816]

You will never know if your friends are truly your friends.. And if so, How?

[JLXC]

Well if we're doing one this week powers that be, let me know before monday night is over. That is all.

[Taylor_Blade]

A Topic, Time, SHow, Rules, and everything else seems to be in order. This will take place on both Geht This and The Weekend Wastelands, in T-Two Weeks.

JLXC, Uber, you will be emailed with details over the weekend.

Thanks for the participation everyone.

[Taylor_Blade]

This had obviously been put off another week due to shitty connection issues on my end. (Stupid interwebnetsuperhighwaynintendose gagenisesplaystationxboxWIIIIIIIg adget!)

We'll get this under way as soon as we can.

[Taylor_Blade]

Update:

Just to let everyone know...this will air next Friday on "Geht This" with an encore during "Weekend Wastelands" on Saturday.

Topic will be "Censorship" as selected randomly from this thread and emails.