View Full Version : Rant topics for JLXC
I've covered topics from politics to getting older to well... many things. Velcronius studios feels that maybe it would appeal to more people if I did rants on more "every man" topics instead of my latest slew of political rants. Maybe he's right? So I thought I'd put it out there for WTF.
What would you like papa JLXC to go the fuck off about? I, of course, could go on and on about many things as I've actually thought about a lot of things. I'm, by no means, out of ideas, are you fucking kidding me? Still, why not, why not allow some WTFers to pick a topic now and then and I'll do it. I'll even mention your name if you make me interested enough to use your idea. So hit me motherfuckers, what do you want to hear on the Geht This show rants?
If you don't even know what I'm talking about, then fuck off and go read a thread about popping pimples or some shit.
Taylor_Blade
09-11-2007, 01:23 PM
Let's hear you settle the never ending debates!
Beer Vs. Liquor
Tits Vs. Ass
DG Vs. Zombie Hookers
MaxPower Vs. Courtney Love (AKA: THE zombie hooker)
Fuck it, just plain zombie hookers.
HavokChylde
09-11-2007, 01:55 PM
You could rant about your boyfriend always leaving the toilet seat up. :eek:
Shamiaqua
09-11-2007, 03:23 PM
I think you should continue down your "marriage sux" line of thinking. Then I could banter with you.
[BERSERKER]
09-11-2007, 03:25 PM
Hollywood. Just go with it.
I say we go on at some point and argue.
I'll speak loudly and not use a lot of slang for the elderly. ;)
Seņor Feester
09-11-2007, 05:31 PM
ALIMONY. I think I spelled that right. Tell us how outrageous it is for a woman to leave her husband and take half.
OrangeGlow
09-11-2007, 11:38 PM
Car alarms. Most fucking stupid thing in the world.
beefjavelin
09-12-2007, 05:39 AM
Fucking video game console fanboys.
God they fucking piss me off so bad.
Thanks for the ideas and comments, as soon as I figure out where and how I'm going to continue to do my rants, I will use some of them.
[BERSERKER]
09-12-2007, 07:18 AM
Here's one more for ya-
The senator who was propositioning sex in the restrooms.
junglizm
09-12-2007, 07:22 AM
Anime.
Descent.
MentorX
09-12-2007, 08:42 AM
May I suggest the No Snitch Campaign?
OrangeGlow
09-12-2007, 06:05 PM
Shitty videogames based on even shittier movies.
Jiraffe
09-12-2007, 06:26 PM
The world's greatest subject ever.
ME.
OrangeGlow
09-12-2007, 07:55 PM
Jiraffe's sexual orientation.
beefjavelin
09-13-2007, 01:40 AM
The world's greatest subject ever.
ME.
If it's such a great subject. How can he complain? :mystery:
Jiraffe
09-13-2007, 02:35 AM
If it's such a great subject. How can he complain? :mystery:
I'm too awesome. I hog all the awesome. etc.
Rants coming to a GehtThis show near you....
Inspired by Hostile, The Funny One, Shamiaqua, and Taylor Blade.
Old computer mouses with the ball in it. God DAMNIT I HATE THESE THINGS.
[BERSERKER]
09-20-2007, 09:55 AM
JLXC, just watch any news channel. Someone somewhere can somehow find some way to be a fuckup, and get publicity.