New Year's Resolutions

[Icarus]

So, what are you all resolving to do this new year?

Here are mine:
1 - Save enough money to buy a reliable car, with a manual transmission.

2 - Wake up no later than 10 am

3 - Be more consistent with working out

And perhaps my best resolution of all :cool: :

4 - If she wants the dick, give her the dick. Close your eyes if you have to, but whatever.

[Unspun]

Fuck resolutions, every person I've ever talked to who's made a resolution has broken it, most of them did it within the first week. People who set unrealistic goals for themselves are only dooming themselves to failure by even attempting to set these silly goals for themselves.

But to be nostalgic I'll make a resolution anyways.

I resolve to smile more. :thumbsup:

[ready_aim_rock]

I resolve not to make a resolution.








Fuckin' paradoxes...

[Gunslinger4887]

my resolution is to become a marine and be happy :p

[53V3N]

1. Help Icarus fix his mac.

2. Find my way back to who I was before I got lost.

[Stardust]

1. to find a school so I can start to study again

2.to start moving around a little more

[Tostig]

I resolve to be more resolute





maybe

[Señor Feester]

To be 6'5''.

To fuck a girl of the following races:
-brazilian
-spainish (from the european country)
-french
-swedish
-phillipino
-japanese
-russian

To try at leat four new drugs.

oh and to watch less porn.

I find these to be reasonable.

[Jugular]

to be more outgoing (especially with girls) and to progress more with my band.

[YoungYesrod]

To get AND stay below 160 lbs.

To finish a song on my guitar.

To get all A's for my next two semesters.

[That1Guy]

1) Get in shape again
2) Work harder at school
3) Stop being so passive and have the balls to be more determined

[Phrosty]

Get a job. A career-worthy job.

Move out of Jude's parents house.:tongue:

[KMASOB]

To live life and not let it just pass by.

[kich]

Last year I resolved to be more romantic. Now I'll head in another direction:


1.) Have anal sex with my girlfriend
2.) Give a facial to same girlfriend

Yeah, I'm ambitious.

[disturbed86]

1) to stop being such a fuckup, and STAY in a college.

2) To find a way to stop being said fuckup, and live somewhere close to my girlfriend so I can see her every day instead of having to drive up weekends.

3) get a decent job so as to maintain 1 and 2.

[Happytoad]

This year I resolve to:

1. Get paided more.

2. Work fewer hours.

3. Go to Fiji; white sand beaches here I come baby

[CopyLifted]

PSYCHOSTICK - HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR

You know that I know that we both know how resolutions end
You know that you are gonna give up yet you still pretend
You can't deny the fact that your convictions bend and break
All you'll abandon every promise that you ever make

You're not gonna see it through
We know what you're gonna do
(You're gonna fail) You're not gonna see it through
(You're gonna fail) We know what I say is true

Happy New Year's Day
2002 and 3 were just like 4 and 5 and 6
Happy New Year's day
You just remind yourself of all the stuff you'll never fix
You just remind yourself of all the stuff you'll never fix

You know that I know as well as you do it's not gonna last
Did you forget results of resolutions from the past?
File your intentions out of sight and out of mind
You'll never folllow through with promises of any kind

You're not gonna see it through
We know what you're gonna do
(You're gonna fail) You're not gonna see it through
(You're gonna fail) We know what I say is true

Happy New Year's Day
2002 and 3 were just like 4 and 5 and 6
Happy New Year's day
You just remind yourself of all the stuff you'll never fix

Happy New Year's Day
2002 and 3 were just like 4 and 5 and 6
Happy New Year's day
You just remind yourself of all the stuff you'll never fix
You just remind yourself of all the stuff you'll never fix

Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year

Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year

[In background]
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year

:D

[Señor Feester]

PSYCHOSTICK - HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR


Good to see you listen to some uplifting music.

[YoungYesrod]

Pffft, that song is only true for people that don't take their resolutions seriously. I'm not going to lie, I have never taken resolutions seriously but this year I will! Maybe...hopefully... :tongue:

[mdotpandie]

I am saving up money to attend Burning Man this year! Woot! :D

[shellfish]

Save money for Europe
Stop biting my nails (for real this time!)
Learn to control my anger (somehow I don't think this forum is going to help with that one)

[hoseq]

To all who may read this presents Greetings and a happy new year.

My only resolution is to treat myself better.

[BRiT]

Ban at least one more Internet Tough Guys member.

[YoungYesrod]

I think they disbanded since you've banned almost ever single one of them.

[Rook]

Get something better than straight B's in school.
Stop getting up at 2 in the afternoon.
Don't be such a lazy fuck.
Try to get promoted.
Have sex with a midget.

[Brizzle]

I never come up with resolutions. But I should do it this time.

1. Quit biting my nails
2. Quit smoking
3. Get above a 3.5 gpa in school(right now I'm about a 3.0)

[MentorX]

I resolve not to give a shit anymore.

[dustinzgirl]

I resolve to spend less timein chat and more time giving CL kisses. On his nethers. ;)

[BRiT]

I resolve to spend less timein chat and more time giving CL kisses. On his nethers. ;)

DG, remember that you can love something without eating it all the time.

[Unspun]

PSYCHOSTICK - HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR

:D

Greatest holiday song evar. :thumbsup:

[Ball Masher]

I'm gonna try to swear less around a particular girl. Maybe I'll get a reward for it.

[Epidemic]

1)To not fuck things with my current girlfriend. I'm finally really fucking happy. Don't wanna screw that up.

2)Work out more. Hit 220 benching. Quit neglecting my back and work that out more.

3)To save money and buy a car that doesn't suck massive amounts of penis.

4)Practice keyboard more. Practice sight reading notes and don't forget them.

5)Learn guitar.

[meh_it_all]

Learn to drive, and stop making myself think I won't be able to do it, and just fucking do it.

Do something nice for me every month. Instead of getting so stressed out.

Concentrate on college work more than sitting back and letting it not happen.

Eat healthier than I already do.

[eh what?]

1. Eat more, and more healthily
2. Put on a stone in weight
3. Reduce my debts
4. Maintain my Distinction
5. Score marks in the 90's
6. Stop the drugs
7. Quit smoking
8. New job
9. New bird
10.Pass driving test
11.Sort out new flat/house
12.Spend more time with the people i want to


12? Fuck, better get started.

[Woodreaux]

I usually don't buy into traditions like New Year's resolution or giving up shit for Lent. It's better to play your best game year round. Implementation of good policies should occur immediately, not be delayed until a holiday happens.
But this year, I'm making an exception. In 2008, I resolve to kick even more ass!!!

[dustinzgirl]

DG, remember that you can love something without eating it all the time.

I know, lick lick slurp, not lick lick chew.

[53V3N]

I couldn't find the little smilie thing where it puts a drill to it's head and screws his whole head into the ground and then a flag pops out with a little 'circle and slash' symbol.

I know, lick lick slurp, not lick lick chew.

I wanna go back to my life before I read this.

[steelasp]

I'm quitting the tobacco. Two days in, so far, so good.

[Unforgiven]

I resolve to post in this thread.

[JLXC]

I have to say, the only thing I can even go with right now is...

I hope 2008 doesn't suck as much as 2007 did. I'm sure that's wayyyyy to much to ask.

[Icarus]

For those of you who are resolving to do day-to-day things:

Sign up at http://www.dontbreakthechain.com to help you monitor your resolutions!

The site lets you create your goals (mine are to wake up before 10 am and to work out) and then mark which days you achieve them and which days you don't.

The cool part is that it monitors how many days in a row you have been performing your task, and displays that at the bottom of the calendar! If you are like me and you have a competetive nature, this is perfect, because I am now motivated to make the longest chain of consecutive successes possible. And when I break that chain (because I'm not perfect), I'm going to want to make an even longer one!

You can have as many chains as you want, too, for each different task.

It's free, SUPREMELY simple (all you do is click on the days of the calendar) and so far I find it helpful. I set it as the homepage of my browser and if I haven't completed my resolution for the day, it's a painful reminder to either do it, or do a better job tomorrow.

[Goetia]

1. Renew my learner's permit
2. Acquire more driving experience
3. Get a driver's license
4. Finish another semester of college and get on the Dean's list
5. Find an internship
6. Pass that stupid math test required for graduation
7. Find a job if an internship is unavailable
8. Create a resume and keep it in my computer
9. Finish my list of bands; finish listening to them all
10. Finish my list of books; finish as much as possible
11. Seek psychiatric help when necessary

[sharkybyte]

To stop eating what the doctor said to stop eating!
1) Salty Food
2) Sweet Food
3) Sour Food
4) Cold drink / food
5) Bitter food

WTF! Am I supposed to eat! Grass!? Wait, grass is bitter!

[megaxzeo]

A little late for new years resolutions at this point, I think. I've never really been a big fan of new years resolutions. I don't see why people need a new year to fix something that they think is wrong with themselves. But I suppose I'll jump on the bandwagon anymore.

1) Im gonna try to eat better

2) Im going to try to *continue* to work out, so I don't get my ass kicked again at my nexy PT test :D