What The Hell!?

[notorious]

Why do people say life is short?? It's the freakin' longest thing u can do!! Sorry, this isnt really a "life sucks then u die" topic. Close enuff.

[gumercules]

you run out of time to do the stuff you want/need to do. you'll see.

[lobo]

It's the freakin' longest thing u can do!!
Somebody can it do longer than me :(

[Skyline]

WTF! okay I smoke. SMOKE CIGARRETS. I hear shit from people just because i smoke. shits like OMG OMG!!! YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF! OMG OMG!!! YOU JUST TOOK AWAY 7 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE! OMG OMG!!! DID U KNOW THERE'S RAT POISON IN CIGS?! you know what?! WTF! F U! did u kno its addictive and it dont matter that much? fuk.. life is short or long, depends on way you see it. I think life is just damn too long, so im trying to shorten the damn length. AMEN! oh yeah btw, i dont believe in god. but i dont really question if god's existance too. I just believe if u die, u die. Screw heaven and hell. some people really dont have life and made somehting called BIBLE. wow... BIBLE... i could write forever with topic BIBLE. but i wont. :sword: haha anyways!!! gotta see what other people said about other things... i will post something about bible later.. ;)

[Smiss]

Wow...segue from smoking to bible.. WAY TO GO MAN! lol

[gumercules]

smoothest segue ever, too

[wtfuckingf]

WTF! okay I smoke. SMOKE CIGARRETS. I hear shit from people just because i smoke. shits like OMG OMG!!! YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF! OMG OMG!!! YOU JUST TOOK AWAY 7 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE! OMG OMG!!! DID U KNOW THERE'S RAT POISON IN CIGS?! you know what?! WTF! F U! did u kno its addictive and it dont matter that much? fuk.. life is short or long, depends on way you see it. I think life is just damn too long, so im trying to shorten the damn length. AMEN! oh yeah btw, i dont believe in god. but i dont really question if god's existance too. I just believe if u die, u die. Screw heaven and hell. some people really dont have life and made somehting called BIBLE. wow... BIBLE... i could write forever with topic BIBLE. but i wont. :sword: haha anyways!!! gotta see what other people said about other things... i will post something about bible later.. ;)

i like life, and i also like cigarettes...people who think they are bad need to find a very hairy ball sac and LICK IT!!!! people who yell at smokers need to eat shit and die...not literally, i just kinda like that saying...heheheheh
~smoker for life~

[DrAwexome]

i like life, and i also like cigarettes...people who think they are bad need to find a very hairy ball sac and LICK IT!!!! people who yell at smokers need to eat shit and die...not literally, i just kinda like that saying...heheheheh
~smoker for life~

:frown:

Cigarettes are killing my family, bit by bit.

If you're going to smoke something, I don't see why tobacco is what you choose.

[lobo]

If you're going to smoke something, I don't see why tobacco is what you choose.
it is my choose too :mfinger:

Life measured in sigarets is much longer than measured in lunches and dates ...

[DrAwexome]

Yes, but it doesn't get you high...

I mean, it doesn't have any (positive) physical effects unless you're addicted, which seems kinda strange to me.

[lobo]

love is addiction too ... and some peoples die for it ... :mfinger:

[gumercules]

probably ought to start a new thread for this

[Koehiir]

okay I smoke. SMOKE CIGARRETS.

I don't fucking care if you kill yourself, but everytime some god damn smoker feels the need to light up around me or comes close to me after smoking I cannot fucking breath (it's called ASTHMA). So fuck all you smokers :mfinger:

[gumercules]

i don't have asthma, but it does make my throat hurt and my clothes smell :mad:

[mthrlangl]

What really gets me is that my father smokes around Jason after I specifically told him not to.

You're more than welcome to kill yourself smoking, but please don't do it around me. I prefer my lungs non-black.

[lobo]

U ALL! U DO NOT KNOW THE LOVE! :mfinger:

[Smiss]

I don't fucking care if you kill yourself, but everytime some god damn smoker feels the need to light up around me or comes close to me after smoking I cannot fucking breath (it's called ASTHMA). So fuck all you smokers :mfinger:

I NEVER SMOKED AROUND YOU! :bomb:

[notorious]

ok, the last 5 minutes of your life are probably gonna be painful so why not waist em on a ciggie??

[Smiss]

Or eating a big fat greasy bacon cheeseburger! *homer drool*

[lobo]

Or sleep five more minutes!

[Jus_Chillin]

i like life, and i also like cigarettes...people who think they are bad need to find a very hairy ball sac and LICK IT!!!! people who yell at smokers need to eat shit and die...not literally, i just kinda like that saying...heheheheh
~smoker for life~

hell yeah thats what the fuck im talkin about. thank god i dont live in NY cause i would die without a cig.

[Crimsonator]

Hahaha... how did this thread go from just talking about how life is short to smoking cigarettes?? This is great stuff. If you wanna smoke cigarrettes I really don't care if you or don't. Your choice, your money, your health. Let's keep it that simple.

Also, if you want to shorten your life so bad why don't you get into a carwreck? How about electrocution? How about eating badly or drinking yourself to death? I'm sorry, but SLOWLY and painfully dying from lung cancer is really not how I want to go. But hey, it that's what you want, then go right ahead. Your life, not mine.

[lobo]

SLOWLY and painfully dying from lung cancer is really not how I want to go.
I bet You will die healthy!? :gun:

[Smiss]

Hahaha... how did this thread go from just talking about how life is short to smoking cigarettes??

Cause some of us are bored, procastinating idiots.

[notorious]

it didn't stay on life is short that long.

[Giveupthegrudge]

Originally Posted by Skyline
WTF! okay I smoke. SMOKE CIGARRETS. I hear shit from people just because i smoke. shits like OMG OMG!!! YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF! OMG OMG!!! YOU JUST TOOK AWAY 7 MINUTES AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE! OMG OMG!!!
To quote Dennis Leary, the best pissed off man of them all... "Yeah folks, but they're the worst years ok? They're the years at the fuckin' end, the adult diaper years! You can have those years I don't fuckin' need 'em!" :mfinger:

[anti-movielife]

i'll shoot myself before i ever wear a diaper again because of necessity... :gun:

[Smiss]

And then doing so will probably make you crap you pants.

[lobo]

I can crap onto Your pants ...

[madnewf]

no it doesn't have any positive effects, but look at the reasons for people smoking. it's a socializer, it replaces meals for some people, from boredom, theres alot of people who smoke and can't even give you a reason for... :confused: . i'm a smoker and i say i started because my friends started. why did you guys start smoking? (i'd rather the hooli lol)

[anti-movielife]

my friends were pretty much the reason i started...first it was a smoke at break...then one at lunch...then one after supper...one before bed...one at the bus stop...one before class...then ya ur addicted...but i'm quittin now...and it sux never quit smoking ha

[Bullshyt]

Life can be too fucking short, but then it can be too long in a sense too. Fuck shit ass bitch dammit!

[Unforgiven]

Fuck... life's too damn long.

[Bullshyt]

Motherfucking shit. Life is a bitch, life is a big fat bitch who likes to eat too many fucking goddamn pancakes!

[Uber Squirrel]

Motherfucking shit. Life is a bitch, life is a big fat bitch who likes to eat too many fucking goddamn pancakes!
well, either shoot yourself, or conform, and eat pancakes.......or waffles....I like waffles.

[Sektor]

I'll shoot myself before I smoke one of those cancer sticks. Much quicker, more or less painful death.

[Bullshyt]

well, either shoot yourself, or conform, and eat pancakes.......or waffles....I like waffles.


Waffles are good, but I prefer french toast.

[pimpyobitch]

yea toast is good

[Bullshyt]

Uh, toast and french toast are two very different things.

[morelos]

lol bullshyt, do you know him? you live in the same town...

[Bullshyt]

lol, I do know him.

[swizeguy]

I cant really understand why anyone would want to smoke. I have a grandmother that smokes.. She is on oxygen and she can barely move but what does she do every hour.. cut the oxygen and light up another friggin cig. I think it is pathetic she is like 80 and her whole life is ruled by the goddamn stick.
I NEVER want to end up that pathetic.. If you all do then i will come laugh at you when i can still climb steps without having to catch my breath in a year.. :mfinger:

[morelos]

lol, I do know him.

i'm sorry.

I cant really understand why anyone would want to smoke. I have a grandmother that smokes.. She is on oxygen and she can barely move but what does she do every hour.. cut the oxygen and light up another friggin cig. I think it is pathetic she is like 80 and her whole life is ruled by the goddamn stick.
I NEVER want to end up that pathetic.. If you all do then i will come laugh at you when i can still climb steps without having to catch my breath in a year..

i have smoked before and will smoke again. i didn't get to have my cigar for 4-jul though.

the trick is never keep it in your blood stream consistently. my limit is one a month, and i've never felt as though I HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER or anything like that. it's bullshit to say that you'll get addicted with the first one; you won't. it's that you keep smoking it for a day or three solid and then you find yourself really craving more.

everything is ok in moderation, and the amount that constitutes moderation changes for everything.

~ dan ~

[edolphritler]

I don't smoke because I find it disgusting; the smell, the appearance, all of it. But the truth is I was raised by smokers, and all I can offer is this:

Don't Judge.

Its a free country, and I'm fucking sick of hearing everyone bitch about everyone elses bad habits. We all have our "faults", and if you don't like it you can take your social bubble of invulnerability and shove it.

[morelos]

i agree with that. as long as it's legal, and they don't use it to hurt anyone, it's their own business.

but you can still say it sucks.

and if my tax money ever pays a dime to take care of your emphysematic ass, it becomes my business and i can rip you to shreds for it :P

[edolphritler]

i agree with that. as long as it's legal, and they don't use it to hurt anyone, it's their own business.

but you can still say it sucks.

and if my tax money ever pays a dime to take care of your emphysematic ass, it becomes my business and i can rip you to shreds for it :P

Boo Yah :thumbsup:

[MaxPower]

lol, I do know him.


know him like in the Biblical sense?

[twofivekidd9]

know him like in the Biblical sense?
No, no, no. He means in the homosexual sense.

[Jaymes]

No, no, no. He means in the homosexual sense.
...and you know this how?

[Bullshyt]

He thinks everyone is a homosexual, probably because he has been down that road a few times.