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[BERSERKER]
03-06-2008, 10:06 PM
Yeah... I'm debating putting like 6 piercings in my dick. My friend says it's no biggie, and you only gotta hold off for a couple of weeks (not a problem considering the military life keeps you away from your significant other for a while).
Any thoughts?
Jane Deere
03-06-2008, 10:11 PM
ouch.
53V3N
03-06-2008, 10:13 PM
:yeahthat:
Boot2thehead816
03-06-2008, 10:13 PM
might as well put your dick in a woodchipper.
disturbed86
03-06-2008, 10:20 PM
I neglect to see the part that makes that a good idea. Go for it if it's what you really want, but that sounds damn painful. Not only do you have to lay off like they said, but keep in mind if it rubs up against anything at any time it's going to hurt like holy hell. Dick piercings are supposed to heal fast, but not that fast.
Epidemic
03-06-2008, 10:22 PM
Go for it. I kind of want to get mine pierced. Not 6 times, though.
And I would never, ever, ever get my head pierced. Ouch. The skin on the actual shaft wouldn't be too bad.
AdrenaLyn
03-06-2008, 11:01 PM
ok...No No No No NO NO NO NO
Ill give you my reasons.
1. Piercings stink. Its very hard to keep them clean enough to not stink. In that area its nearly impossible. Its hot, its sweaty, unless you shave you have hair clinging to the smell. Its just not the best idea. A woman goes to give head and gets a mouth full of piercing cheese is probably gonna be unhappy.
2. Balls fall off of jewelry. When this happens during sex, the jewelry can literally tear open the woman's vagina. My old room mate nearly died because she lost so much blood from this happening and then took a bath and went unconcious in the water. She needed STITCHES. The bathroom looked like well...Like Lady Bathory had her way in there.
3. Its embarrassing for all parties involved when the jewelry comes loose and falls out of your pants. This used to happen with a friend of mine CONSTANTLY.
4. Any sort of vigerous sex leads to tearing around the piercing. Then you have to abstain for another few weeks. Sex needs to be vigerous so....thats an issue.
5. The jewelry can catch condoms. Guess what it does. It tears it.
There are a million reasons why ladders are bad, but no one ever looks at the reasons. They just think it would look cool and that it would pleasure a woman. To be honest...ladders don't do anything unless you get it pierced at a 6 or 4 guage. and that hurts. and its heavy. and your junk will jingle. Sure it sounds fun and all but during pt you will not be a happy jingling camper.
Umm...yeah, if you pierce your schwanz, you're a fag. Not a homosexual, literally, but an asshole. Keep them above the belt, and Godspeed.
lady victoria
03-07-2008, 12:32 AM
ok...No No No No NO NO NO NO
Ill give you my reasons.
1. Piercings stink. Its very hard to keep them clean enough to not stink. In that area its nearly impossible. Its hot, its sweaty, unless you shave you have hair clinging to the smell. Its just not the best idea. A woman goes to give head and gets a mouth full of piercing cheese is probably gonna be unhappy.
2. Balls fall off of jewelry. When this happens during sex, the jewelry can literally tear open the woman's vagina. My old room mate nearly died because she lost so much blood from this happening and then took a bath and went unconcious in the water. She needed STITCHES. The bathroom looked like well...Like Lady Bathory had her way in there.
3. Its embarrassing for all parties involved when the jewelry comes loose and falls out of your pants. This used to happen with a friend of mine CONSTANTLY.
4. Any sort of vigerous sex leads to tearing around the piercing. Then you have to abstain for another few weeks. Sex needs to be vigerous so....thats an issue.
5. The jewelry can catch condoms. Guess what it does. It tears it.
There are a million reasons why ladders are bad, but no one ever looks at the reasons. They just think it would look cool and that it would pleasure a woman. To be honest...ladders don't do anything unless you get it pierced at a 6 or 4 guage. and that hurts. and its heavy. and your junk will jingle. Sure it sounds fun and all but during pt you will not be a happy jingling camper.
If that doesn't put you off, nothing will.
MaxPower
03-07-2008, 12:52 AM
;884736']
Any thoughts?
"Freak!"
53V3N
03-07-2008, 12:53 AM
:yeahthat: x2
Hostile, I hope this is a joke post man, otherwise you seem to have lost your fucking mind. This truly sounds like a desperate act of a desperate mind, and not anything sane at all. 6 holes in your dick? So that MAYBE some girl will see it one day, and then most girls would run from it. That's just wrong.
53V3N
03-07-2008, 01:25 AM
:yeahthat:
I just noticed...three 'yeah that' smileys on one page.
That may just be a record!
53V3N
03-07-2008, 02:39 AM
:yeahthat:
Phrosty
03-07-2008, 02:51 AM
Hos, if your penis is as small as Bath' said it is, how the hell could you fit six piercings in it?
One for each third of an inch, idiot.
HavokChylde
03-07-2008, 03:22 PM
Try explaining that shit in the airport. Or try getting an MRI. THAT WOLD BE AWESOME!
misled.twisted
03-07-2008, 03:28 PM
One for each third of an inch, idiot.
Try explaining that shit in the airport. Or try getting an MRI. THAT WOLD BE AWESOME!
haha +rep for the boths of youse
I'm sort of drunk, but WTF ? piercings on your thing ? That's just asking for an attention label. G'luck :rolleyes:
Shamiaqua
03-07-2008, 04:08 PM
I dated a guy with multiple penis piercings... let me tell you something
Sex HURT... the inner part of my va-j-j was fine, but the outer part hurt like hell after sex.
He NEVER got a bj... it was too uncomfortable to get my mouth around
He had 'odor', another reason he never got a bj
He had to adjust shit all the time, looked like he had crabs or something
It looked ridiculous
Please don't do it HOSTILE, or I'll have to stop fantasizing about nailing you.
thekid65
03-07-2008, 04:12 PM
;884736']Yeah... I'm debating putting like 6 piercings in my dick. My friend says it's no biggie, and you only gotta hold off for a couple of weeks (not a problem considering the military life keeps you away from your significant other for a while).
Any thoughts?
Just one thought. WHY?
I just noticed...three 'yeah that' smileys on one page.
That may just be a record!
No, methinks the record being set in this thread is that all the WTF-ers actually agreeing on something.
PiercedPsycho
03-07-2008, 04:21 PM
A few weeks?
Good luck there buddy. A Prince Albert by itself takes months to heal. I don't know the heal rate of a frenum, but I do know this: male genital piercings take months to heal because of several reasons:
1-You have to be erect for each piercing. No if's and's or but's. You MUST. If you get it while you're limp, all of your piercings will rip simultaneously the minute you start to stiffen up.
2-Piercings heal faster when they have a steady bloodflow, which is why a woman's genital piercing heals in about 2-3 weeks (average time. I know by personal experience) because she has constant blood flow. Men on the other hand, have very little bloodflow....unless they're fully erect.
Think about that for a moment.
Most men don't get all their frenum piercings at once, they usually get one, let it heal, get the other, let it heal, and so forth.
Furthermore, while they are healing, piercings are considered an open wound, and are VERY susceptible to infection. No sex OR masturbation of any kind until they are fully healed. You can't go in jacuzzis, and you have to take special precautions to keep them clean. You'd might also have to sit down to pee for the rest of your life, or as long as you have them.
Lyn is right too, you'd have to get a huge gauge if you want the girl to feel it, and a 4 or even 6 gauge is good sized. Most genital piercings are done with a 12 or 14 gauge, occasionally 10 if the customer wants it. But if you don't specify the gauge, they'll give you anything from a 12 to a 16.
Trust me on this at least....I have "Pierced" in my name for a reason.
HavokChylde
03-07-2008, 04:23 PM
haha +rep for the boths of youse
Your rep did NOTHING!
eyeknow
03-07-2008, 04:36 PM
Umm...yeah, if you pierce your schwanz, you're a fag. Not a homosexual, literally, but an asshole. Keep them above the belt, and Godspeed.
^If i agreed anymore it would damage the universe, every guy at least once wishes he was part centaur....but putting a set of railroad spikes in your cock is worse than cutting it off. Its better to be cock blocked than to cockblock yourself.:thumbsdn:
demonique1313
03-07-2008, 07:13 PM
If you'd like to ever receive head again then this is a VERY bad idea. It can also affect your labido * as in lack of* if not done right or if it doesn't heal properly. No piercings below the waist on men. Oh, and it looks fucking gross. Read and read again PiercedPycho's input. Then read it one more time for good mesure....................
misled.twisted
03-07-2008, 07:46 PM
Your rep did NOTHING!
WTF did you expect ? I just wanted to appreciate your post. :confused:
Epidemic
03-07-2008, 08:50 PM
Oh, fuck. I forgot about the smell. Ew. Never mind.
But seriously, though, if you do get one, keep it at ONE. Fuck six. That's a total of 12 holes in your cock. Unless you want your shit to look like swiss cheese, then go for it.
BrIONwoshMunky
03-07-2008, 09:30 PM
I would like to troll this thread by adding absolutely nothing to it except to say that I think this is the most awesomely retarded idea I've ever heard uttered on here.
disturbed86
03-07-2008, 09:38 PM
Try explaining that shit in the airport. Or try getting an MRI. THAT WOLD BE AWESOME!
Sorry to ruin the hilarity, but the right materials (i.e. stainless steel) are not ferromagnetic. Thus, the MRI shouldn't be a problem...
shouldn't :tongue:
There are a million reasons why ladders are bad, but no one ever looks at the reasons. They just think it would look cool and that it would pleasure a woman. To be honest...ladders don't do anything unless you get it pierced at a 6 or 4 guage. and that hurts. and its heavy. and your junk will jingle. Sure it sounds fun and all but during pt you will not be a happy jingling camper. To give an idea of scale for the non-piercing savvy, 6 and 4 gauge are nearly 1/8" and 1/4", respectively.
Phrosty
03-07-2008, 09:56 PM
haha +rep for the boths of youse
I'm sort of drunk, but WTF ? piercings on your thing ? That's just asking for an attention label. G'luck :rolleyes:
None for me, y'ass. Nevermind, I don't want your filthy rep, you whore!
AdrenaLyn
03-08-2008, 08:00 AM
Sorry to ruin the hilarity, but the right materials (i.e. stainless steel) are not ferromagnetic. Thus, the MRI shouldn't be a problem...
.
and yet when Ive had mri's they have always made me remove jewelry to be on the safe side.
Just because the shop tells you its implant grade stainless, doesnt always mean it is. Ive seen a few shady shops piercing with everything from gold (BAD) to lightly coated nickel (BAD) to silver (BAD).
Thus the golden rule here is....Know your shop. Or work there.
FireAngel
03-08-2008, 08:17 AM
Hos, for the love of all you hold sacred, DON'T DO IT!
gehtfuct
03-08-2008, 10:42 AM
;884736']Yeah... I'm debating putting like 6 piercings in my dick. My friend says it's no biggie, and you only gotta hold off for a couple of weeks (not a problem considering the military life keeps you away from your significant other for a while).
Any thoughts?
Two words: Fuck. That.
If you are trying to better stimulate your (wo)man, maybe you might reconsider the accessories and just work on your blah, blah, routine.
HavokChylde
03-08-2008, 11:20 AM
Sorry to ruin the hilarity, but the right materials (i.e. stainless steel) are not ferromagnetic. Thus, the MRI shouldn't be a problem...
I thought about that when I was typing, but I didn't really care. He could probably also take them out when needed.
Knowing Hostile, he'd try to pierce it himself and use the wrong materials, and end up getting safety pins ripped out of his dick if he gets an MRI. (Of course, why would I also assume he's getting an MRI anytime soon?)
So yeah. It was just me having a good time, and you trying to ruin it. THANKS! :happysad:
PiercedPsycho
03-08-2008, 04:14 PM
They won't go off if he goes through a metal detector. I know, by virtue of personal experience....if they use pure stainless steel, it shouldn't go off if you go through a metal detector.
Even if mine had gone off, I didn't have a problem explaining why there was metal near my crotch.
steelasp
03-08-2008, 05:07 PM
When I read the thread title, I thought it was about one of these
http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/library/pa-hrrg1/figure-02-jacobs-ladder.jpg
As for getting your wang pierced, that's gotta be the stupidest idea i've ever heard of in my life. 6 times? now I know you're crazy.
DirtyBird
03-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Damn...
I had vaguely considered doing something like this a couple of times... but you guys have definitely changed my mind!
Mesaswah
03-09-2008, 05:12 PM
;884736']Yeah... I'm debating putting like 6 piercings in my dick. My friend says it's no biggie, and you only gotta hold off for a couple of weeks (not a problem considering the military life keeps you away from your significant other for a while).
Any thoughts?
Let me just say that there's a really good reason why you can't get this done in Holland anymore...
I would NEVER let someone pierce my #1...
[BERSERKER]
03-09-2008, 08:44 PM
I thought it over. And got it priced.
$600.00, and there was no female piercer on staff. That's gay, and I'm going to buy a gun and some whiskey instead.
As far as I have heard, it's never been an issue for a few friends of mine.
If anyone wants to play flame-games, you're gonna have to wait. Not enough time. But I got your names, I got your asses.
Seņor Feester
03-09-2008, 09:40 PM
;885759']I thought it over. And got it priced.
$600.00, and there was no female piercer on staff. That's gay, and I'm going to buy a gun and some whiskey instead.
As far as I have heard, it's never been an issue for a few friends of mine.
If anyone wants to play flame-games, you're gonna have to wait. Not enough time. But I got your names, I got your asses.
How can you flame someone when you put serious thought into piercing your dick?
Icarus
03-09-2008, 10:11 PM
Was your dick not good enough? Did you feel that adorning your dick with festive jewelry would enhance it?
It's as they say, Hostile can't accessorize for shit.
eyeknow
03-09-2008, 10:26 PM
twinkle twinkle lil star, find my wang under these bars, lol
He wants to give women something to climb with their mouth, since size obviously isn't an issue he's compensated with.
Shamiaqua
03-10-2008, 09:25 AM
It's as they say, Hostile can't accessorize for shit.
At least this serves as undeniable proof that HOSTILE's not gay...
PiercedPsycho
03-10-2008, 09:30 AM
If you want it, go for it dude.
I don't recommend six though. It's just going to look recockulous when you're limp. I recommend three or four.
Are you going to go for the full outfit and get a matching PA and sack piercing?
I'm not being sarcastic, by the way. Many guys that get a ladder (and it's called a frenum piercing) end up with both of those.
My advice-find a piercer who's got many piercings below the belt, preferably a male. It's gonna sound weird, but he'll have a first hand experience of what it's like to take care of it. The guy that did my BTB piercing had been pierced 40+ times there.
You might think it'll be easier with a woman, but it probably won't be. If you do decide to do it, and your piercer is a guy who's gotten a BTB piercing, or even better, the piercing you want, he can give you the best advice you can get.
I also recommend looking up the body modification e-zine, they helped me decide to get mine.
Killerbean
03-10-2008, 12:31 PM
Maybe I missed something... WHY would/do/did you want to do that?
eyeknow
03-10-2008, 02:12 PM
Crazyness
That's the nice way to say it and i used to jump off buildings into piles of stuff when i was 8.
PiercedPsycho
03-10-2008, 03:06 PM
If you want the piercings just for sexual enhancement, might I recommend genital beading?
I've heard it's just as effective, you heal faster, and there is no metal. It's not piercing though, it's a form of body modification, but beading has the same effect as a ladder, but a lot less clumsy, shorter healing time, and no problems with MRI's.
[BERSERKER]
03-10-2008, 06:10 PM
It wasn't for enhancement, really. I just looked into it, I heard it was interesting for both involved.
Oh, wee dick jokes... hahaha... and weren't you the first one jealous, Rook?
Either way, I did some more thinking and research.
Those little bars don't stay on place. I figured they would stay with the curveture of it, but apparently not.
The first bar I looked at, the bead came off with just a little fidgeting, and that's not cool.
I got my left forearm tattooed instead. I love it. WHen it heals, I'll send a pic.
dustinzgirl
03-10-2008, 06:25 PM
;884736']Yeah... I'm debating putting like 6 piercings in my dick. My friend says it's no biggie, and you only gotta hold off for a couple of weeks (not a problem considering the military life keeps you away from your significant other for a while).
Any thoughts?
I think if you are going to mutilate your penis, you may as well do it with a REAL jacob's ladder.
http://www.richcreations.com/jacobs_ladder/jacobsladder2.jpg
Electric cock!
[BERSERKER]
03-10-2008, 06:31 PM
One of my main concerns is hygene. I wash the [HOSMEAT]. I take good care of it. But I work out every day (sometimes twice). Not to mention, there is a field training excercise coming up, and the last thing I need to be doing is running around getting sweaty and dirty without an adequate way to clean my ding-dong.
dustinzgirl
03-10-2008, 06:40 PM
;886168']One of my main concerns is hygene. I wash the [HOSMEAT]. I take good care of it. But I work out every day (sometimes twice). Not to mention, there is a field training excercise coming up, and the last thing I need to be doing is running around getting sweaty and dirty without an adequate way to clean my ding-dong.
If mother nature would have intended for men to have metal in their dick she would have put it there. I would not think it a good idea for you considering that you do get sweaty and dirty, plus what if you are in field/arena and it gets pulled out?
[BERSERKER]
03-10-2008, 06:44 PM
If mother nature would have intended for men to have metal in their dick she would have put it there. I would not think it a good idea for you considering that you do get sweaty and dirty, plus what if you are in field/arena and it gets pulled out?
Hence why I will get more tattoos and no piercings (unless I get out in a few years and do my ear and my lip).
Besides, I can show off my tattoos without getting the police called on me.
Yeah dude I wish I was as insane as you are.
God damnit, why don't I have the guts to stab holes through my dick and make it look like a rag doll!?
[BERSERKER]
03-10-2008, 07:07 PM
Yeah dude I wish I was as insane as you are.
God damnit, why don't I have the guts to stab holes through my dick and make it look like a rag doll!?
Drink more Tequilla. It will make you come up with crazy ideas.
Ah, HOSTILE, you old jackass.
I love you.
AdrenaLyn
03-10-2008, 07:52 PM
Glad to hear you decided agaisnt it. besides...tattoos are way cooler than piercings anyway.
PiercedPsycho
03-10-2008, 09:10 PM
Tattoos are fucking awesome. I'm getting the woman that's my display pic put on my arm after the baby's born and I've started my post-pregnancy exercise routine.
I might post a video of my exercise routine after I've gotten good at it.
MentorX
03-11-2008, 08:01 AM
Ok, I started to read the OP and realized it was a thread about Hostile's desire to mutilate himself. I stopped reading and have not read any of the the responses. I do not care to discuss another man's penis. It was enough to find out wtf Jacob's ladder was. However, I think it's funny that we are arguing about torture in other threads while we pay other people to inflict pain on us while mutilating our bodies for fashion.
I'm glad you came to your senses Hostile, there's hope for you yet!
Post the Tat pic. Is it a penis with a Jacob's Ladder?
;)
AdrenaLyn
03-11-2008, 12:46 PM
I might post a video of my exercise routine after I've gotten good at it.
Strip areobics/pole dancing classes?
I wanna take pole dancing classes soooooo bad.
steelasp
03-11-2008, 01:37 PM
I'm glad you came to your senses Hostile, there's hope for you yet!
Post the Tat pic. Is it a penis with a Jacob's Ladder?
;)
I already saw pics, and it is, in fact, a penis. right on his forehead.
PiercedPsycho
03-11-2008, 03:59 PM
Strip areobics/pole dancing classes?
I wanna take pole dancing classes soooooo bad.
Spencer's has a pole dancing kit I'm going to buy, complete with a pole! It's what I'm going to do.
AdrenaLyn
03-11-2008, 04:07 PM
Spencer's has a pole dancing kit I'm going to buy, complete with a pole! It's what I'm going to do.
I dont know if Id trust something spencers sold. Plus Id rather get instruction from someone in person.
I swear actual pole dancing has become a lost art. I hate to say I go to titty bars alot, but I go enough, in enough places to notice that the pole has simply become something to hold on to for balance while a gal jiggles her butt, or holds on to while she awkwardly removes her thong.
When I was 18, I cocktailed at a reaaaaaallly nice upscale place in houston. And several of the girls could do these crazy cool things with the pole. Also they had routines that were well choreographed. Plus they could be drunk and STILL manage their routines. Girls now think that taking their clothes off and shaking fat rolls is enough to earn some money.
le sigh
PiercedPsycho
03-11-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm gonna try it, a friend of mine on another site, she's got a friend who does that and she said it's a great way to tone your body.
I've always been interested in learning, just because I thought it would make an interesting introduction line, or at least something different to talk about. Same thing with my piercing. Well I was going to use it as a pick up line when I was single, but I don't have that issue now.