View Full Version : The Return Of GEHT THIS!
gehtfuct
03-29-2008, 08:41 PM
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That's right kids, our winter hibernation is over. The Bear is awake and ready to once again shit up the airwaves. We come back with an all new show. Bigger, stronger, more fuct up than ever before. New music, new segments, and new characters.
We've also managed to wrangle up another co-host.
Be sure to tune in on April 5th for the madness that is GEHT THIS! Same bat shit time, same bat shit channel.
Saturday night's. 10 pm Eastern.
If you miss out on this, you miss out on life itself.
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53V3N
03-29-2008, 09:04 PM
Actually, I've been having second thoughts on this whole thing Geht. Don't you read your pm's?
P.S. Please stop mod-editing advertisements for your show into my sig. Isn't there a rule about that somewhere?
:steering:
gehtfuct
03-29-2008, 09:20 PM
RoffleAllToHell!! x2
Movie posters. I can see it now -
Gehtfuct And The Funky Bunch!
**Starring**
Brad Pitt as Gehtfuct
Rosie Odonnell as HoneyImHome (the thin Rosie) Tee-Hee!
Jack Black as JLX to the fucking C
B.J. McPeehole as himself
And Tom Green as 53V3N
lies on myspace
03-29-2008, 09:32 PM
Is Honey the only one wearing a shirt in that picture? What a prude.
53V3N
03-29-2008, 11:46 PM
That's what we told her too but she wasn't down with the whole topless theme.
Wait... why is this in Feedback and Suggestions?
Plus... why did you use your picture for Mr. McPeehole and a photo of Rick Astley for yourself?
gehtfuct
03-30-2008, 01:04 AM
That's what we told her too but she wasn't down with the whole topless theme.
You were all over it once you learned there would be three other d00ds involved.
Wait... why is this in Feedback and Suggestions?
Quick! What planet are you on?
Plus... why did you use your picture for Mr. McPeehole and a photo of Rick Astley for yourself?
Who the fuck is Rick Astley? Better yet... Who cares?
53V3N
03-30-2008, 02:56 AM
Quick! What planet are you on?
I have no fucking clue. Look, I told you, I'm not good at geography.
Who the fuck is Rick Astley? Better yet... Who cares?
Whatever dude. I noticed that you changed the ad after I called you out on that Rick Astley thing. Luckily I had already saved a copy to the mainframe as I had anticipated your move. For those that missed the original ad that Geht posted here it is:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/0053V3N/gtad.jpg
gehtfuct
03-30-2008, 07:19 PM
Wrong.
This (http://www.ballsgohere.com/uploads/45c16bb1b2.png) is the one originally posted. Stop trying to dodge the question with your cheap chopping skillz. Who the fuck is Rick Astley?
53V3N
03-30-2008, 07:34 PM
I'm glad you asked because I've been meaning to talk with you about the music that's played on Geht This.
ZOU8GIRUd_g
gehtfuct
03-30-2008, 07:41 PM
"We're sorry. This video is no longer available."
Smooth.
I'm assuming you want to hear some Culture Club and Wham?
Can't do it.
53V3N
03-30-2008, 07:48 PM
I'm assuming you want to hear some Culture Club and Wham?
So you did get my pm?
PiercedPsycho
03-30-2008, 07:49 PM
I'm assuming you want to hear some Culture Club and Wham?
Can't do it.
Thank you!!
gehtfuct
03-30-2008, 07:54 PM
Thank you!!
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Can't do it.
:thumbsup:
dustinzgirl
03-30-2008, 08:08 PM
I'm not sure if JLXC just swallowed a lemon or just felt Geht trying to pee in his butt.
yay for gehting fuct!
Unspun
03-31-2008, 04:59 PM
If I remember I'll call in.
dustinzgirl
03-31-2008, 05:23 PM
"We're sorry. This video is no longer available."
Smooth.
I'm assuming you want to hear some Culture Club and Wham?
Can't do it.
How about some good old fashioned punk? Nobody ever plays it, cept LV on occastion.
Clash, Ramones, Suicidal Tendencies, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, Patti Smith, ect ect ect.....
If you play WHAM! I will drop kick you in the nuts.
sc30317
04-02-2008, 12:46 PM
Gotta love me some punk! Give me some bad religion or pennywise anyday!
HoneyImHome
04-03-2008, 05:56 AM
Rosie Fucking O'Donnell????? You get Brad Pitt and I get Rosie Fucking O'Donnell and Seven gets that moron Tom Green????
I quit.
By the way, why would you use Phil Collins in your attempt at chopping, you're much better looking. I have no idea why I'd even say such a nice thing after the ROSIE FUCKING O'DONNELL thing! :rolleyes:
Oh, and DG, I'm working on the punk thing for you. I started to right before the break. :)
53V3N
04-03-2008, 01:55 PM
If HIH quits then I quit.
I only signed up for this show to geht in her pants.
Stay tuned for more information on the new WTFRadio show, "HoneyI'mHome and 53V3N are Waaaaaaaaay Cooler than Fucking Rosie O'Donnel and Tom Green".
HIH, what do you think our time slot should be? I was kinda thinking Saturdays at 10pm Eastern.
HoneyImHome
04-03-2008, 04:06 PM
That works for me... you know how to run a pod cast? :tongue:
Phrosty
04-05-2008, 11:47 PM
I want in.
Antonio Banderas plays me!:thumbsup:
gehtfuct
04-12-2008, 12:56 PM
Alrighty kids, The BIG Show airs tonight. Last week we had an issue preventing a live show. That issue has been resolved and all is well radio wise. Tune in tonight at 10pm Eastern to hear JLXC, Honey, 53V3N, and myself do it up right GEHT THIS style for our show premier.
53V3N will be giving away 75 dollar food stamp vouchers to the first 100 listeners. Don't be the only one missing out on your free government cheese.
WTFRadiolive.
Tonight!
Spidey78
04-12-2008, 06:56 PM
Yay, I've been looking forward to this. Can't wait till it airs.
gehtfuct
05-10-2008, 08:09 PM
Coming up on the big show tonight we've got all kinds of cuh-razy headed your way. Tonight we discuss the one thing that is better than sex - that's right, FOOD! Don't deny, you know you want it. Also on the big show, JLXC reminisces the glory days on cell block 6, the showers, and close quarter contact. Booyakasha, good times. If that isn't enough, I do believe that none other than BJ McPeehole will be making an appearance tonight as well. All that and more, along with 53V3N trying to lick his elbow TONIGHT on GEHT THIS!
9pm Eastern. Only on WTFRadiolive.
53V3N
05-10-2008, 08:38 PM
yo geht,
Regarding that post you just made about tonights show:
See I was going to rock this Gehtfuct and the Co-hosts thing I've been working on but that's cool. We should try and talk about this shit during the week sometime. I'm just sayin'.
While I've got your attention, I think we should have a new segment about bewbs. You know, show examples and then start one of those old-timey round table discussions about the bewbs. IDK, just something I've been kicking around in my head. Run it by Honey and tell me what she thinks.
Speaking of Honey, I got those pics you sent me. DAMN! How drunk was she at that party? Did that hurt or what? Pretty kinky shit, dude. Thanks.
Anyway the shows about to start and a haven't even shaved my taint yet so let me wrap up this pm and geht to it. Did you catch that one, "geht" haha fuck I'm so drunk. I hope i don't fuck up the show tonight.
P.S. Is that true about you saving that orphanage from burning down? Crazy, dawg.
buh
gehtfuct
05-11-2008, 12:26 PM
All this time sources persist indicating that partaking the particulate cannabis is and will always be bad for ones health. After reading (well, most of it) 53V3N's post, and after close consideration, I have determined that the aforementioned statement to be completely full of phail. It is not possible for a functioning brain, above the average intelligence of a celeocanth, to conjure up such nonsensical rubbish without being completely stoned st00pid.
/transmission
HoneyImHome
05-12-2008, 08:05 AM
I concur... he must have been stoned... and possibly under the influence of some other form of hallucinogen when he posted that. You might want to check your pm box again... those weren't pics of me... (/me wonders who/what they were pics of now...)
53V3N
05-17-2008, 07:49 PM
If you want in on all the hot gossip around the water cooler on Monday, don't forget to tune into tonight's rousing show of:
Geht Fuct and the Rabble Rousers.
10pm eastern on www.wtfradiolive.com
Tune in tonight and hear gehtfuct say, "53V3N you stupid noob, the show is called Geht This".
Also, Honey will read the top 10 list, naked.
Unspun
05-19-2008, 09:33 PM
OMG I HAS A MICROPHONE AGAIN.
Sorry, I had to geht that out.
gehtfuct
05-20-2008, 03:42 PM
Is it shaped like a large penis?
53V3N
05-24-2008, 06:56 PM
Who gives a fuck! Geht This is almost on!!!
That's right douches and douchesses, it's about that time for some tequila and a lime.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/0053V3N/disguise.jpg
That's the :gay:-est rhyme ever.
Shut up, douchebag! We're doing body shots off of HoneyImHome tonight. That's right, y'all... tune into GEHT THIS on www.wtfradiolive.com tonight at 10 eastern/7 pacific, and hear HIH exclaim... "Oh my!"
Unspun
05-24-2008, 06:57 PM
I has a mic, I'm totally calling in.
53V3N
05-24-2008, 07:01 PM
I has a mic, I'm totally calling in.
Also on tonight's show... A very special, top secret, mystery guest will call-in, from an as of yet, un-disclosed location.
THIS JUST IN!!! I have just received confirmation that junglizm will be tuning in to GEHT THIS tonight... FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME... EVAR!!!
(Sorry about all the CAPS!!! :happy/sad:)
53V3N
05-31-2008, 07:51 PM
All righty, geht your shit tidy
Cause it's about time
For the show that is almighty.
That's right bitches
We got the show with the riches
Tune-in in one hour
And we'll keep your ass in stitches.
Tonight's show will be thrilling
And bone chilling
www.wtfradiolive.com
In your ears it will be drilling.
(please tune-in or I'll lose my job).
53V3N
05-31-2008, 09:18 PM
Due to testicular difficulties tonight's broadcast of Geht This will not be aired.
It's entirely my fault and I apologise unreservedly.
Please don't hate me.
Lioness
05-31-2008, 09:57 PM
All righty, geht your shit tidy
Cause it's about time
For the show that is almighty.
That's right bitches
We got the show with the riches
Tune-in in one hour
And we'll keep your ass in stitches.
Tonight's show will be thrilling
And bone chilling
www.wtfradiolive.com
In your ears it will be drilling.
(please tune-in or I'll lose my job).
Hell, this wasn't half bad.
Yeah, it was the curse. *nods*
gehtfuct
06-06-2008, 08:25 AM
Alright you McFucks.
If you hadn't noticed, last week there was a server end issue beyond our control preventing the show from airing. That issue has been resolved and to make up for any constipation 53V3N's actions may have caused you - he and HoneyImHome will be singing a live duet on the show tonight. What song they sing will be listener choice. This should prove to be interesting if not fatal.
Also on The BIG Show tonight -
Co-Host B.J. McPeehole chimes in.
Death and destruction.
Cat's in the microwave.
The 3 Minute Movie - Superbad.
Beer.
Slurring of words and plenty of gibberish.
And for the first time EVER -
...I will know what I'm talking about for a minute or two.
All that and more that will have you saying "WTF?!".
Tonight!
10pm Eastern.
GEHT THIS!
Only on WTFRadiolive.
53V3N
06-06-2008, 09:19 AM
Tonight?
I think what Uncle-Daddy Geht meant to say was, "Tomorrow night!"
Tune-in, tomorrow night and you'll hear gehtfuct say, "Don't ever correct me on the forums again, 53V3N!"
gehtfuct
06-06-2008, 10:22 AM
Whoa! Nice save, 007.
Now I can geht back to fucking off for another 24 hours.
Suh-weet!
HoneyImHome
06-06-2008, 07:31 PM
Jeebus!! I was in a panic for a second there!!
gehtfuct
06-06-2008, 08:51 PM
...I will know what I'm talking about for a minute or two.
It's more than obvious that I missed that moment entirely.
gehtfuct
06-14-2008, 05:43 PM
Howdy campers.
Just an FYI to let you know that The BIG Show will not air tonight as I need to bail out 53V3N's mother from jail again. The show will air as per usual next weekend for all your brain damaging pleasures.
With that said; 53V3N - you are fired. He was supposed to have posted this yesterday. PR guys aren't laboratory fabricated like they used to be.
53V3N
06-16-2008, 02:08 PM
With that said; 53V3N - you are fired.
Don't tase me, Poppy.
I'll have you know, I sent both of our listeners a transcript from a previous show and before you bust my chops for using petty cash on such a frivolous endeavor... I sent them C.O.D.
53V3N
06-21-2008, 08:52 PM
Whatever you do, DON'T tune-in right now to www.wtfradiolive.com...
because Geht This is on!!!
53V3N
06-28-2008, 08:54 PM
Dear Charles,
Thank you for your interest in the Skippy Can canned dog food...
Oh screw it!!! Look, there's no show tonight.
Piss off or something.
gehtfuct
06-30-2008, 05:52 PM
If you haven't already figured it out, I've been out of pocket for the last week. That's right, smear whatever gay joke on that if it tickles you the right way. Anyhoo... I'm back and just in time as it seems. A shit ton of new posts tells me you fuckers need to get out more often. Otay - The BIG Show resumes as per usual this weekend, July 5th. Be sure to tune in for all of our cuh-razy antics and you'll also want to hear what went down these last few days while you where without your usual gehtfuct fix.
Tune in for The BIG Show to hear all about it.
...Or you lose at the Internets.
Unspun
07-02-2008, 02:40 AM
Not sure if I'm calling in this week, I apparently am having a horror movie night.
this is where you talk me into calling
53V3N
07-02-2008, 04:54 AM
*ahem*
Ummm Spunny, would you like to read the weather forecast on Saturday night's Really BIG Show?!? It would really mean a lot to us if you could call in and do some stuff that may or may not be more important than your prior obligations.
History will decide.
*shifty eyes*
History doesn't decide anything. It's merely a record of what occured, usually revisionist too.
darkling8
07-02-2008, 07:41 PM
*ahem*
Ummm Spunny, would you like to read the weather forecast on Saturday night's Really BIG Show?!? It would really mean a lot to us if you could call in and do some stuff that may or may not be more important than your prior obligations.
History will decide.
*shifty eyes*
Sorry, she is all minez!!!
53V3N
07-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Shit! Is this the one I'm supposed to... oh never mind!
Hey all both of you!!! It's time to warm and the ol' Radiola and turn the dial to...
www.wtfradiolive.com
... because soon* Geht This will be on the air!!!
If you would like to be part of our in-studio audience just show up at geht's house in about half an hour. (It's the one with the couches on the lawn.)
*See sig for details.
Unspun
07-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Hah I'll be there =) already did the moovees.
So when are you guys on the air?
HoneyImHome
07-05-2008, 08:58 PM
Sigs... read them...
chickenshit. :tongue:
gehtfuct
07-06-2008, 03:26 PM
Sigs, not displayed...
Geht a better phone.
Or, here's a radical idea; log in on a computer once in a while.
Geht a better phone.
I was told there was no dial in number...
53V3N
07-12-2008, 07:56 PM
There's about half an hour to showtime, bitches!
Tune-in or gehtfuct will chew me a new one.
(I'm not joking. You don't know what he's like.)
Unspun
07-12-2008, 08:16 PM
I thought your show started on the hour..fuck me, I've been giving people the wrong time.
HoneyImHome
07-12-2008, 08:21 PM
It does... I guess V3n's on that crazy southern CA time...
Hey, when are you kiddies on?
HoneyImHome
07-12-2008, 11:23 PM
/me puts BRiT on ignore
gehtfuct
07-26-2008, 09:15 PM
Welp, if you haven't fingered it out yet - The BIG Show will not air tonight because of 53V3N and his magic nose goblins, or the lack thereof. In other news we at GEHT THIS have been experiencing technical difficulties beyond our control preventing the show from...
Eh, fuck it. It's 53V3N's fault. It always has been and it always will be.
Tune in next week to see if he can geht his shit together.
Same bat time. Same bat channel.
I heard the rumor but didn't think it was true; V3N couldn't get it up. I guess it was true.
gehtfuct
07-26-2008, 09:36 PM
Hey, when are you kiddies on?
53V3N
08-02-2008, 06:04 PM
Hey, when are you kiddies on?
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