Welcome to the realm of infamy!

[Descent]

So I was surfing my favorite porn site, when I came across a kick ass movie. It had it all.

I'm playing it on my PC...Ooohh, lala! Talk about hot! Best Asian chicks ever!

I noticed the video stopped moving...And she kept oohing.

"Oh shit!" I thought. "A lock-up!"

Mouse wouldn't move. Dick couldn't click. Losing...boner...fast.

Time to buy a new power supply :).

[rcarhar]

haha sucker

...link plz

[Jason]

lol

[Descent]

You laughed Jay, now rep me! If you do, I will buy you a purple dildo.

[rcarhar]

not uh, he laughed at me, jeez

[HavokChylde]

You laughed Jay, now rep me! If you do, I will buy you a purple dildo.



You think you're going to get out of here by refferring to the ingenius of my purple dildo topic?


Ha.


Rcarhar is closer to getting out than you my friend.

[rcarhar]

woop woop




(seriously whats the link?)

[Descent]

No, we both have equal red bars. I wonder if the Cock Farm glitched, because I have already gotten numerous positive reps (One was from Dues, that should be worth about 500+ rep points)...

[junglizm]

The matrix has you. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/ephekt/smileys/matrix.gif

[Descent]

The red bar matrix...I have to PM BRiT, the system definitely glitched.

[HavokChylde]

The red bar matrix...I have to PM BRiT, the system definitely glitched.


It's always glitches with you.


You still haven't given us a good reason why we should let you out of the cockfarm.

[rcarhar]

there is no bar

[junglizm]

Perhaps they just set your rep to an extremely large negative number.

[Descent]

You still haven't given us a good reason why we should let you out of the cockfarm.

Because...for old times sake...I used to be known as JSucker.

[johnny kuntz]

Because...for old times sake...I used to be known as JSucker.

ah, I remember Jcuntsucker :thumbsup: ultra loser

edit: I thought you left??

[Descent]

No, just had to evade some ID theft. It has boiled down now though, I feel great!

[rcarhar]

Perhaps they just set your rep to an extremely large negative number.
ah shit, "You have -7507 Reputation points."

[BrIONwoshMunky]

ah, I remember Jcuntsucker :thumbsup: ultra loser

edit: I thought you left??

He was nuked (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=112178&postcount=5).

[johnny kuntz]

He was nuked (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=112178&postcount=5).

ah, :thumbsup:

[LewdM@thew]

*pokes Descent with stick*

This farm sucks. Lets feed em an m-80 wrappped in bacon :thumbsup:

[rcarhar]

mmm bacon sounds good actually

[Descent]

Yeah, some of the gourmet bacon from Harrington's.

Nothing like Republican raised tortured animals :thumbsup: .

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Yeah, some of the gourmet bacon from Harrington's.

Nothing like Republican raised tortured animals :thumbsup: .

They aren't tortured... just electrocuted with a jolt behind their ear, which sends them into spasm, heart still beating, they are hung, stuck in the jugular, and bled out. All while "feeling no pain." :thumbsup:

[rcarhar]

awesome. let's go fishing. for hogs.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

awesome. let's go fishing. for hogs.


Pigs will eat anything... much like the human, they are omnivorous.

[rcarhar]

k sweet. i was worried about what to use for bait. looks like we don't have to try very hard in that department.

[BRiT]

The red bar matrix...I have to PM BRiT, the system definitely glitched.

Its only a glitch if it wasn't intended... :cool:

[rcarhar]

oh shi :bomb:

[Descent]

Oh noez!