Why I should be let out of the Cock Farm

[Descent]

1. I've been here since May, and used to be known as "JSucker."

2. I contribute greatly to The Computing Chamber, The Issues, and Life Sucks forums. In The Computing Chamber, I frequently help people with their problems, as well as post my own. In Life Sucks, I bash emo teenagers. In The Issues, I'm posting links about America's public school system, although most things I post there are replies.

3. I make people laugh. Come on, you know it! What would I be like without my sick assfucking and dismemberment jokes? You love MaxPower's and GehtFucts, so it's hard to love one without the other.

4. I hate RedOrchestra with a fiery, blazing red passion.

5. In The Bait and Tackle forum, I am frequently used in stories where I am the butt of the joke...and they come out great every time.

6. Did I mention the amount of nostalgia I bring back from "The Golden Days of What the Fuck?!"

*Que Christian Children's Fund style commercial*

"You see them every day. People put into The Cock Farm, who's only mistake in life was a minor infraction. Take Descent here. He pissed off Kitana, and almost started "The Great Kitana War II." Of course, he's been here for a while.

*Que scene of a lonely geek his bedroom*

Sure, you've thought about it. Maybe put it on a nice to do list, but never got around to it. Well, people like Descent don't have that kind of time. Every day, they get home, bored to tears. There is nothing to do in upper middle class suburbia. He lives four miles from his nearest 711, and he cannot drive alone in New York state, because at 16, you must be accompanied by an adult.

*Que scene of Descent working on a laptop outside with lots of sunshine*

Of course, there is hope, you know. All you have to do is pick up your mouse, and make four clicks. Just donate some rep to a fellow comrade. That's it, you're done! It's the best thing that ever happened to four clicks and a scroll! So what are you waiting for?

You know what, I bet you just forgot the URL, so here it is:"

www.wtf.com

*End commercial*

That said, I hope you all rep me out soon.

[rcarhar]

wow just wow, have you ever been to white castle?

[junglizm]

Hope you got http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/ephekt/smileys/emot-10bux.gif.

[rcarhar]

sa >.<

[junglizm]

sa >.<
Do you actually post there? You still haven't told me what your screen name is.

[rcarhar]

actually, i did respond, but apparently it got deleted.

[Smoke]

1. I've been here since May, and used to be known as "JSucker."
Join Date: Dec 2004
Excuse, excuse. :thumbsdn:

[junglizm]

actually, i did respond, but apparently it got deleted.
Well...Join Date: Dec 2004
Excuse, excuse. :thumbsdn:
I think he meant his Jstager account.

[Fire_ze_Missles]

4. I LOVE RedOrchestra with a fiery, blazing red passion.


There, fixed.

[rcarhar]

no sir, i haven't an account... but seriously what is all this deletion about?

[Descent]

There, fixed.

Haha! Good one. I hope you are able to dismantle Red's "Dutch Atom Bomb" for us. Could you reverse engineer the CD while you are at it?

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Haha! Good one. I hope you are able to dismantle Red's "Dutch Atom Bomb" for us. Could you reverse engineer the CD while you are at it?

Your love for the RedOctopussy proven by my eyewitness account... you cannot deny it.... nor could he... :thumbsdn:

[Descent]

Your love for the RedOctopussy proven by my eyewitness account... you cannot deny it.... nor could he...

I will take you to court under the 8th Amendment: Unlawful searches and seizures. You searched me using a hidden camera, not to mention that you went through my bag, found 20+ porn mags, and I seized up upon discovering this.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

I will take you to court under the 8th Amendment: Unlawful searches and seizures. You searched me using a hidden camera, not to mention that you went through my bag, found 20+ porn mags, and I seized up upon discovering this.

You had already denied the fact that you were infact in love with RedScuztober, and because of the denial, the covert operation was legal. The Pope said so...

[HavokChylde]

1. You bash mods.
2. N00b for life.
3. I don't like to gel my hair.
4. Damn spammer.

[johnny kuntz]

You had already denied the fact that you were infact in love with RedScuztober, and because of the denial, the covert operation was legal. The Pope said so...

the pope? he always thanks the dutch for the flowers :thumbsup:

"bedankt voor de bloemen"

silly twat says the same thing every year

[HavokChylde]

the pope? he always thanks the dutch for the flowers :thumbsup:

"bedankt voor de bloemen"

silly twat says the same thing every year



What a loser.


Descent will be the cock farm troll from now on.


Once another person is caged, Stager will pummel them with weird questions about computers and kinky shit.

[johnny kuntz]

What a loser.


Descent will be the cock farm troll from now on.


Once another person is caged, Stager will pummel them with weird questions about computers and kinky shit.

yeah I always get mixed feelings when he tells us about his huge mp3 player.....

[MaxPower]

wow just wow, have you ever been to white castle?
I once did white castle and taco bell in the same night.

[Descent]

Ugh! There must have been shit all over the place!

[_Kitana_]

1. I've been here since May, and used to be known as "JSucker."

[QUOTE]2. I contribute greatly to The Computing Chamber, The Issues, and Life Sucks forums. In The Computing Chamber, I frequently help people with their problems, as well as post my own.

don't go into that forum.

In Life Sucks, I bash emo teenagers. In The Issues, I'm posting links about America's public school system, although most things I post there are replies.

Ok, Bash emo teenages in life sucks. That forum is not bait and tackle and its not a bash someone feeling forum. THANK YOU VERY LITTLE> and post about the america's public school system in issues. Thats one issue there are more.

3. I make people laugh. Come on, you know it! What would I be like without my sick assfucking and dismemberment jokes? You love MaxPower's and GehtFucts, so it's hard to love one without the other.

People like GF and Max yes. But you my friend are not in the same class... why not try to be yourself instead of a clone of max and gf.


4. I hate RedOrchestra with a fiery, blazing red passion.

NO ONE CARES

5. In The Bait and Tackle forum, I am frequently used in stories where I am the butt of the joke...and they come out great every time.

*rolls eyes*

6. Did I mention the amount of nostalgia I bring back from "The Golden Days of What the Fuck?!"

Eh, what golden Days?

*Que Christian Children's Fund style commercial*

"You see them every day. People put into The Cock Farm, who's only mistake in life was a minor infraction. Take Descent here. He pissed off Kitana, and almost started "The Great Kitana War II." Of course, he's been here for a while.

*Que scene of a lonely geek his bedroom*

Sure, you've thought about it. Maybe put it on a nice to do list, but never got around to it. Well, people like Descent don't have that kind of time. Every day, they get home, bored to tears. There is nothing to do in upper middle class suburbia. He lives four miles from his nearest 711, and he cannot drive alone in New York state, because at 16, you must be accompanied by an adult.

*Que scene of Descent working on a laptop outside with lots of sunshine*

Of course, there is hope, you know. All you have to do is pick up your mouse, and make four clicks. Just donate some rep to a fellow comrade. That's it, you're done! It's the best thing that ever happened to four clicks and a scroll! So what are you waiting for?

You know what, I bet you just forgot the URL, so here it is:"

www.wtf.com

*End commercial*

That said, I hope you all rep me out soon.

negative- 3 reps and + 1/2 of rep who i will donate it to max

[Jason]

wow just wow, have you ever been to white castle?

Damnit.. One of the main things I miss about living in NY. You bastard...

Jason ponders negative rep.

[rcarhar]

Damnit.. One of the main things I miss about living in NY. You bastard...

Jason ponders negative rep.
No no, I feel the same pain as you, my friend... Last month I ate there on a trip to Chicago.

First and only time. :frown: