The Official Baby Stats Thread

[53V3N]

Since it is becoming increasingly difficult to keep track of all the pregnant members here on wtf, I thought a thread dedicated to due date, gender, names, etc.* was in order to keep all this info sorted.



*I'm not sure what "etc." would entail but I admittedly know little to nothing about being pregnant.

[icka]

November 14th is my due date. I am currently 12 weeks and 3/4 days pregnant.

Baby names? So far Jonah Emerson for a boy and Aylen Unknown for a girl. These are not permanent names though.

cute idea, can't speak for all the preggers but appreciated idea :-D

[rub1out]

Is this the appropriate time to let wtf.com know that I'm knocked up? :happysad:

[Unspun]

Haha fuck that, no more kids for me.

[Kiwi]

LOL Great idea 7!

Aylen sounds like a cool name :)

[Señor Feester]

November 14th is my due date. I am currently 12 weeks and 3/4 days pregnant.

Baby names? So far Jonah Emerson for a boy and Aylen Unknown for a girl. These are not permanent names though.

cute idea, can't speak for all the preggers but appreciated idea :-D


You should pop that sucker out 13 days earlier. Why? Because Nov. 1st is the day that your savior (me) came into this earth.

[HavokChylde]

I'm due Friday the 13th.

[53V3N]

I'm due Friday the 13th.

I know you regard each and every one as though it were a baby but dropping a deuce doesn't count.

[HavokChylde]

Yes it does. Even though they're little shits, I still love them.

[PiercedPsycho]

I'm due either July 3, July 4, or July 7th, and her name is Sorsha Dawn. I have no back up name if Sorsha is not what they think she is. I should probably do something about that.

[AdrenaLyn]

Haha fuck that, no more kids for me.
You started this trend Bitch :D

Anyway Im due Aug 27th, which makes me 25 weeks huge. itsa boy. Warrick Alexandre

[PiercedPsycho]

OH what about weight gain?


I just weighed myself for shits and giggles this morning and I'm 135, which means I've gained about 25-30 lbs.

[icka]

2 pounds so far :-D im only gaining 22 though. 20 more to go.

[AdrenaLyn]

OH what about weight gain?


I just weighed myself for shits and giggles this morning and I'm 135, which means I've gained about 25-30 lbs.

dude....seriously...eff you.

While Ive only gained a total of 14 pounds, my ass has reached epic proportions.

[Señor Feester]

dude....seriously...eff you.

While Ive only gained a total of 14 pounds, my ass has reached epic proportions.

What about your tits? (nothing creepy)

[rub1out]

What about your tits? (nothing creepy)

Creepy? No. Perverted? Perhaps.

[AdrenaLyn]

What about your tits? (nothing creepy)

They were epic to start with.

Now? They cause brain hemoraging in anyone who stares at them.

[davampress]

They were epic to start with.


I heard about it, but I haven't seen that movie. Can you send the link? thx

[rub1out]

Now? They cause brain hemoraging in anyone who stares at them.

I don't buy it. If you send me pics of your num nums, my brain will be fine. I may salivate a lot, but my brain will be fine.

[PiercedPsycho]

dude....seriously...eff you.

While Ive only gained a total of 14 pounds, my ass has reached epic proportions.

My boobs haven't grown but my ass has gotten huge. Well, I don't think that big, but apparently it is because several nights a week I hear "Your ass has gotten big, Fi. Damn"

I don't know how much of my weight is water weight though.

[icka]

My boobs haven't grown but my ass has gotten huge. Well, I don't think that big, but apparently it is because several nights a week I hear "Your ass has gotten big, Fi. Damn"

I don't know how much of my weight is water weight though.

im looking forward to my ass getting bigger, am i the only one?

[AdrenaLyn]

im looking forward to my ass getting bigger, am i the only one?

Your ass may not get bigger if this is your first. With Gage my but gained 2 inches that vanished as soon as I delivered. My friend Shasta got a cute little booty while she was pregnant but as soon as she had her baby it deflated...she was sad.

This time around...My hips spread immediately. It wasnt weight gain...my bones just went "oh well fuck we've done this....stretch!" I literally put 7 inches on my hips/ass in the first trimester. Im hoping they go back afterwards because holy crap if my waist goes back to normal and my hips dont...Im gonna look like a friggin spoon with tits. Although itll make birthing easier.

[icka]

Your ass may not get bigger if this is your first. With Gage my but gained 2 inches that vanished as soon as I delivered. My friend Shasta got a cute little booty while she was pregnant but as soon as she had her baby it deflated...she was sad.

This time around...My hips spread immediately. It wasnt weight gain...my bones just went "oh well fuck we've done this....stretch!" I literally put 7 inches on my hips/ass in the first trimester. Im hoping they go back afterwards because holy crap if my waist goes back to normal and my hips dont...Im gonna look like a friggin spoon with tits. Although itll make birthing easier.


that is sad to know. :-/ thanks for ruining the only good thing that may have came out of pregnancy >XO

[Tostig]

that is sad to know. :-/ thanks for ruining the only good thing that may have came out of pregnancy >XO

What about the kid?

[icka]

What about the kid?

yeah that too.....

[53V3N]

I literally put 7... on my hips/ass...

That's all I got out of that post.

[MaxPower]

I just dropped the kids off at the pool while reading American Car. Does that count?

If so the due date was 05/09/2008 the first was like 1 Lb 6 oz. getting smaller and more dinkleberryish from that point on

[HavokChylde]

Congratulations, Max. Hope to see some pics soon!

[icka]

I just dropped the kids off at the pool while reading American Car. Does that count?

If so the due date was 05/09/2008 the first was like 1 Lb 6 oz. getting smaller and more dinkleberryish from that point on

i hear that happens when you get old

[MaxPower]

Because nobody takes a dump before age 20 right?

Hey here's something to look forward to. 90% of women poop while giving birth. A nice Cleveland steamer on the delivery table. :thumbsup:

[CopyLifted]

You should pop that sucker out 13 days earlier. Why? Because Nov. 1st is the day that your savior (me) came into this earth.

The 2nd is better cuz thats my Birthday and All Soul's Day which is one of the reasons why there is a Halloween. Yay me. Nov. 1st is the Spanish Day of the Dead, which is also cool and oddly enough similar to Halloween.

Because nobody takes a dump before age 20 right?

Hey here's something to look forward to. 90% of women poop while giving birth. A nice Cleveland steamer on the delivery table. :thumbsup:

That is actually true. Of course if men were giving birth they could totally do it without shitting on the doctor.

Nobody brags about a dump before they are 20 unless they are under 4.

SHIT.....DG NOT CL! Sorry guys I forgot to log in as me and it keeps logging me in as CL. Stupid. but this is DG. OK I'll shut up now.

[53V3N]

All y'all Scorpios should just be grateful that you were allowed to live after birth.

I saddens me greatly to learn that icka is due to bring another Scorpio into the world.

THE Aries has spoken.

[MaxPower]

1st is the Spanish Day of the Dead, which is also cool and oddly enough similar to Halloween.


As long as they have English subtitles. Otherwise it's just a bunch of people running from zombies yelling "Ey Ca rumba la caminata muerta!"

[dustinzgirl]

As long as they have English subtitles. Otherwise it's just a bunch of people running from zombies yelling "Ey Ca rumba la caminata muerta!"

And they say I watch too much TV.

[AdrenaLyn]

As long as they have English subtitles. Otherwise it's just a bunch of people running from zombies yelling "Ey Ca rumba la caminata muerta!"

off topic but watching mexican porn with english subtitles is the best drunken pastime ever.

It might sound like ai ai ai ai madre de dios ai pappi besos mi puta ect but the translation into english is hilarious.

[PiercedPsycho]

Nov 1st is All Saint's Day (otherwise known as Day of the Dead pt 1) where you celebrate all the dead saints from the past. All Soul's Day (Day of the Dead pt 2 AND yours truly's birthday) celebrates everyone else. It's pretty pimp.

And 53V, you're just jealous you don't have a Scorpio's sex drive.

[rub1out]

I'm lactating.

[53V3N]

I'm lactating.

Didn't you just start your second trimester?

[AdrenaLyn]

I'm lactating.

we should totally have long distance squirting competitions.

[disturbed86]

November 14th is my due date. I am currently 12 weeks and 3/4 days pregnant.

Baby names? So far Jonah Emerson for a boy and Aylen Unknown for a girl. These are not permanent names though.

cute idea, can't speak for all the preggers but appreciated idea :-D

See if you can wait it out a day. November 15 is the coolest birthday ever.

[PiercedPsycho]

No it isn't. The second is. It's two motherfucking days after Halloween! There's still an assload of candy left! CANDY, FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE!

[Mesaswah]

Cheese-loving candy? :confused:

[rub1out]

Cheese-loving candy? :confused:

Snickers and Butterfingers tag-teamed this unsuspecting wedge of provolone. I saw the video. HAWT!

[Mesaswah]

Hm... I guess I missed a lot yesterday...

[davampress]

Hm... I guess I missed a lot yesterday...

Not really.

[eyeknow]

we should totally have long distance squirting competitions.

I totally took this quote out of context the first two times i read it, sleep deprivation be damned

[AdrenaLyn]

I totally took this quote out of context the first two times i read it, sleep deprivation be damned

I totally havent mastered that art yet.