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Descent
01-31-2005, 01:30 PM
'Blair' doodles amuse Number 10
A page of doodles found on Tony Blair's desk at last week's economic summit in Davos sparked a wave of excitement in the media.

Psychologists and handwriting experts were drafted in by the press in the hope of getting a glimpse into the inner workings of the prime ministerial mind.

Newspaper stories contained phrases such as "struggling to concentrate" and "not a natural leader".

Now - and with not a little glee - Downing Street has revealed that the scribblings were not the work of the premier, but that of one Bill Gates of Microsoft.

Insiders at Number 10 are apparently waiting "with amusement" to find out just how the comments about Mr Blair will now be applied to Mr Gates.

Doomed if you doodle?

A spokesman said: "Following the press conference given by the prime minister, Bill Gates and Bono in Davos on Thursday, a number of newspapers printed stories claiming that a page of notes and doodles left behind on the platform belonged to Tony Blair, and provided an insight into the mind of the prime minister.

"They were in fact doodles made by Bill Gates.

"We look forward with amusement to explanations by a variety of psychologists and graphologists of how various characteristics ascribed to the prime minister on the basis of the doodles, such as 'struggling to concentrate', 'not a natural leader', 'struggling to keep control of a confusing world' and 'an unstable man who is feeling under enormous pressure', equally apply to Mr Gates.

"We are astonished that no-one who ran the story thought to ask No 10 if the doodles were in fact Mr Blair's, particularly as it was obvious to anyone the handwriting was totally different."

A spokesman for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation said: "It would appear that the note was that of Bill Gates, left behind after the press conference."

Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4220473.stm


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Well I never! Hopefully this will kill M$.

No wonder 99% of "innovations" that ship with Windows are actually licensed from other companies, such as IE.

Fire_ze_Missles
01-31-2005, 01:48 PM
Yes. Because doodles are the downfall of every great economic power. Who cares if he isn't a natural born leader; he was able to write a very good program that made him into a billionaire. Don't think for one second that people are going to drop windows, because he doodled some crap onto a pad of paper.

Hell, we all know you still use windows. :D

mmm...cheese
01-31-2005, 05:54 PM
I hate Bush. . .
He pisses me off!

Such an idiot. . .
Hope he dies and burns in hell!

I think he sucks cock to.
Well atleast thats what the rumors say!

Anyway. . . I hope he dies, burns in hell, rots, gets raped, then assasinated.
Ya. . .
:mad:

junglizm
01-31-2005, 06:06 PM
I hate Bush. . .

Slow down there, hero, I think you're in the wrong thread.Well I never! Hopefully this will kill M$.

No wonder 99% of "innovations" that ship with Windows are actually licensed from other companies, such as IE.
I guess it's cool for Windows users to constantly dis Microsoft, yet praise Server 2k, and fail at Linux. :thumbsup:

:cool:

vicodincasserole
01-31-2005, 06:25 PM
I guess it's cool for Windows users to constantly dis Microsoft, yet praise Server 2k, and fail at Linux. :thumbsup:

:cool:


:owned2:

shep
01-31-2005, 06:47 PM
I hate Bush. . .
He pisses me off!

Such an idiot. . .
Hope he dies and burns in hell!

I think he sucks cock to.
Well atleast thats what the rumors say!

Anyway. . . I hope he dies, burns in hell, rots, gets raped, then assasinated.
Ya. . .
:mad:
What does this thread have to do with bush?Don't post babbling shit here.NO MORE WARNING'S FOR YOU

skylinec
02-01-2005, 09:54 AM
I hate Bush. . .
He pisses me off!

Such an idiot. . .
Hope he dies and burns in hell!

I think he sucks cock to.
Well atleast thats what the rumors say!

Anyway. . . I hope he dies, burns in hell, rots, gets raped, then assasinated.
Ya. . .
:mad: Where the hell did that come from?

dustinzgirl
02-01-2005, 10:24 AM
']Where the hell did that come from?


His ass.

And I dont think that you can do a psychological analysis based on doodles.