Fuck you bitch!

[Jeranamo]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!

[GottaHurt]

Dude, we can't all be good looking, but there's hope for ya. Wear a brown paper bag on your head, if anyone asks, just tell them your a Saints fan.

[The_DEA]

Dude, we can't all be good looking, but there's hope for ya. Wear a brown paper bag on your head, if anyone asks, just tell them your a Saints fan.
lol gh you got the mest advise

[WTFNation]

My guess is he asked her out and got shot down. Maybe try for a chick who's a little less hot there snaggle-tooth.

:D

[zigz]

im surrounded by fucking bell-ends.

if she does actually laugh at you, just do something subtle, something that cant be traced to you.
superglue, or tacks on her chair. simple.

[Lawdawg428]

superglue and tacks that will show the fucking bitch

[twofivekidd9]

Just avoid blonde chicks. Chances are she isnt worth wasting your time. Just ignore her.












:mfinger:

[_Kitana_]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!

ok

I use to have this chick in my history class who name is Angie... and she was a fucking bitch beyond belief, blonde haired everything you described up there. She use to make fun of me cause I wore black, and had the name of Angel (nick being A.O.D, Angel of death) She would say shit like OMG... The Dead girls come in and shit...every single day.

So one day i walked up to her desk, with my red shades on long black hair... cute lil smile.. leaned all the way over her desk...she was backing up and put one hand softly on her check leaned in and gave her the biggest fucking kiss ever... the guys in the class where like

Whoooaaaaa! hehe

She just stood there almost in tears... I said

"Well Angie, I figured you talked about me so much you must of had a crush on me baby doll...so I thought I would just break the Ice." Took my seat.. the history teacher comes in and she like do you know what Angel just did...she Kissed me...she kissed me and I hate that...

so i got a few days off from school...

a week later she walked in the class and i was there and she like Im not gay

I just smiled and said... "Well i figure since all you have around you are girls, that you might be....Hmm... guess your not ready to come out yet."

oh and btw Angie neither am I

[Invalid]

ok

I use to have this chick in my history class who name is Angie... and she was a fucking bitch beyond belief, blonde haired everything you described up there. She use to make fun of me cause I wore black, and had the name of Angel (nick being A.O.D, Angel of death) She would say shit like OMG... The Dead girls come in and shit...every single day.

So one day i walked up to her desk, with my red shades on long black hair... cute lil smile.. leaned all the way over her desk...she was backing up and put one hand softly on her check leaned in and gave her the biggest fucking kiss ever... the guys in the class where like

Whoooaaaaa! hehe

She just stood there almost in tears... I said

"Well Angie, I figured you talked about me so much you must of had a crush on me baby doll...so I thought I would just break the Ice." Took my seat.. the history teacher comes in and she like do you know what Angel just did...she Kissed me...she kissed me and I hate that...

so i got a few days off from school...

a week later she walked in the class and i was there and she like Im not gay

I just smiled and said... "Well i figure since all you have around you are girls, that you might be....Hmm... guess your not ready to come out yet."

oh and btw Angie neither am I

like omg hot!

[_Kitana_]

like omg hot!

lol...no she sucked at fucking kissing...

[twofivekidd9]

lol...no she sucked at fucking kissing...
How would you know this again?

[_Kitana_]

How would you know this again?

i fucking kissed her...

reread the post....

[Invalid]

i fucking kissed her...

reread the post....

on the lips?

like omg even hotter

[twofivekidd9]

i fucking kissed her...

reread the post....
Sorry. My bad. I understand now.

[_Kitana_]

on the lips?

like omg even hotter

yes on the lips

[Invalid]

yes on the lips

next time something like that happens take a picture, I'd like to see it.

[_Kitana_]

next time something like that happens take a picture, I'd like to see it.

it was the spur of the moment i am going to fuck with this bitches mind thing...

lol

[twofivekidd9]

it was the spur of the moment i am going to fuck with this bitches mind thing...

lol
No excuses. Use a camera.

[Spongebobmann56]

well there r some psycho women these days!!! know this gurl named Brittany she is a fukn psycho whore... gets around then then wants to run her mouth everyday.... wow! makes you wanna scream. so get this three days ago she gets on my case cuz i was joking round with one of my friends. which was a gurl who i have known for lik 5 years now! well she starts calln her a whore n all and told me i need to go find another gurl who isnt such a slut... so thats when i took my binder and slung that B at her face busted her on side her head and had 4 days detention which turned up to hellacious "APC' (after practice conditioning) for weightlifting!what is up with these psycho gurls these days... o and by the way she is a butt slut gets around if ya know what i mean!!!!

[Lawdawg428]

nasty fucking whores, I had one of those in high school. Lets call her JC she had a tiwn that was cool but Jc was a fucking bitch . Spreading rumors aboutme all the time like he is gay and just stupid shit. Well a few years after school was over I ran into her at a store she got ugly and plump, she was like hay lou whats up i havent seen you in a long time (Cause i hate you thats why you havent seen me bitch) we should hang out some time. I Was like no fucking way you didnt like me or even want to hang out wit me in school and now your a looser and i am doing all right you want to be friends. Fuck you bitch. So then I started dateing her sister and taking her to nice places and away for weekends dhit like that. Burned the fuck out of her ass fucking whore

[GottaHurt]

nasty fucking whores, I had one of those in high school. Lets call her JC she had a tiwn that was cool but Jc was a fucking bitch . Spreading rumors aboutme all the time like he is gay and just stupid shit. Well a few years after school was over I ran into her at a store she got ugly and plump, she was like hay lou whats up i havent seen you in a long time (Cause i hate you thats why you havent seen me bitch) we should hang out some time. I Was like no fucking way you didnt like me or even want to hang out wit me in school and now your a looser and i am doing all right you want to be friends. Fuck you bitch. So then I started dateing her sister and taking her to nice places and away for weekends dhit like that. Burned the fuck out of her ass fucking whore


Yea, you really showed her, you dated her even fatter uglier sister who was squatted out of the same gene pool. You're an inbred.

[Lawdawg428]

you know I am just going to start ignoring you man it seems like you only want to talk shit and not have a conversation wit anyone

[_Kitana_]

you know I am just going to start ignoring you man it seems like you only want to talk shit and not have a conversation wit anyone

somehow i doubt he will care....

[GottaHurt]

you know I am just going to start ignoring you man it seems like you only want to talk shit and not have a conversation wit anyone

No, I just want to have a conversation with you...

[Lawdawg428]

ok cool truce

[buck~fush]

ROFLMAO. I love this place sometimes.

[otepsoul]

ROFLMAO. I love this place sometimes.
some times you scare me with thoses comments

[Cain9696]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!

Go ahead and bust her ass in the mouth. Keep beating on her jaw until she comes into class with some damn dentures. And yes, Death must come to these stupid ignorant blonde bitches who can't put their shoes on right let alone talk some good shit.

[Deez Nutz]

ok

I use to have this chick in my history class who name is Angie... and she was a fucking bitch beyond belief, blonde haired everything you described up there. She use to make fun of me cause I wore black, and had the name of Angel (nick being A.O.D, Angel of death) She would say shit like OMG... The Dead girls come in and shit...every single day.

So one day i walked up to her desk, with my red shades on long black hair... cute lil smile.. leaned all the way over her desk...she was backing up and put one hand softly on her check leaned in and gave her the biggest fucking kiss ever... the guys in the class where like

Whoooaaaaa! hehe

She just stood there almost in tears... I said

"Well Angie, I figured you talked about me so much you must of had a crush on me baby doll...so I thought I would just break the Ice." Took my seat.. the history teacher comes in and she like do you know what Angel just did...she Kissed me...she kissed me and I hate that...

so i got a few days off from school...

a week later she walked in the class and i was there and she like Im not gay

I just smiled and said... "Well i figure since all you have around you are girls, that you might be....Hmm... guess your not ready to come out yet."

oh and btw Angie neither am I
Dude, your fucking awesome.

[Deez Nutz]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!
Beat her fucking ass. I hate girls like that.

[screw_you_jack]

ok

I use to have this chick in my history class who name is Angie... and she was a fucking bitch beyond belief, blonde haired everything you described up there. She use to make fun of me cause I wore black, and had the name of Angel (nick being A.O.D, Angel of death) She would say shit like OMG... The Dead girls come in and shit...every single day.

So one day i walked up to her desk, with my red shades on long black hair... cute lil smile.. leaned all the way over her desk...she was backing up and put one hand softly on her check leaned in and gave her the biggest fucking kiss ever... the guys in the class where like

Whoooaaaaa! hehe

She just stood there almost in tears... I said

"Well Angie, I figured you talked about me so much you must of had a crush on me baby doll...so I thought I would just break the Ice." Took my seat.. the history teacher comes in and she like do you know what Angel just did...she Kissed me...she kissed me and I hate that...

so i got a few days off from school...

a week later she walked in the class and i was there and she like Im not gay

I just smiled and said... "Well i figure since all you have around you are girls, that you might be....Hmm... guess your not ready to come out yet."

oh and btw Angie neither am I
wow, i have so much respect for you if that really happened... damn..... good girl

[Deez Nutz]

^ What he said. ^

[screw_you_jack]

^ What he said. ^
she. dude, she... don't insult me

[Deez Nutz]

she. dude, she... don't insult me
Oh heh, sorry bout that.

[_Kitana_]

wow, i have so much respect for you if that really happened... damn..... good girl

yeah it did

kind of funny

[otepsoul]

yeah it did

kind of funny
yeah it was.

[Give u Cancer]

Wow, even though your a girl, you got balls to do that shit. I commend you.

[Ni99aRuss]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!
AMEN....

[funkifreak13]

i'd recomend thepayback.com for any ideas on how to get the preppy bitch back.

[rusaccord]

I reccomend a well-placed baseball bat. Place bat at high velocity.

Wtf is a snaggle-tooth?

[Bullshyt]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB
SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!

Why the hell are you wasting time talking to us about her?

[Jeranamo]

Ummm, because this is what you do here. You don't have to read this you fucktard.

[Max Jimbo]

Ok so this really really REALLY fucking ditzy girl in one of my classes is starting to piss the hell outta me. Everyday this gilr comes in and runs her mouth about shit that happened to her the other night. "OMG! guess what happened last night, my dad caught me smoking! :eek: " This bitch is fucking retarded. She says everything like it's one big sentance and that's just one of the fucking things that pisses me off. She also has this obsession with making fun of my "snaggle tooth" STFU BITCH! Ok so I will cut to the chase. Friday she tries to get my attention by saying, "hey kid..... kid with the messed up face." As soon as she fuckign said that I was like "hey hoe, shut the fuck up and quit saying that." she starts laughing. I get up and tell her to fuck off. I can't believe that she has to say this kind of shit to make her fucking insecure bitch ass to feel better. (She's one of those blonde chicks that puts on a ton of makeup and is probably bulimic.) So anyway, next time she says something to me like that I feel like getting up and punching her square in the mouth and saying, "Now who has the fucked up face bitch?"

Oh, btw, if you are a blonde that wears lots of makeup and is offended by this: FUCK YOU :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger: YOU FUCKING DUMB SUPERFICIAL INSECURE WHORES! ROT IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL!

STFU snaggletoothe

ROFL!

[Jeranamo]

whatever n00b. Nice job resurrecting such an old thread to get your post counts up. Go fuck yourself.

[Blazed]

how about you go fuck yourself you'll get more pussy that way :mfinger:

[otepsoul]

how about you go fuck yourself you'll get more pussy that way :mfinger:
how bout a nice cup of stfu bitchs

[Pachyderm]

I hate those chicks too. There are the notorious girls at school that you know snort and hook up every night with a different fella like 3 times their age. Well I used to be enemies with this dumb girl. She was about 4'9 and she knew I could knock her out with one swing cuz I am a 5'8 muscular sporty chick. Well she had her friends shoot my impala with a paintball gun, sept they did it while I was in the car starting it up. So needless to say I heard it hit my car and I got out and checked it out. I immediately saw that the trajectory of the shot came from a slight angle because it was a pretty straight forward and clean shot with a couple splatters to the left. Since it was medium sized, I knew it was from about 80 feet away. So I looked where I thought it might have come from in the parking lot, and guess what...there was the whole group of people that hated me. So I did some research with some 'insiders' and I learned that the guys who I thought did it had 3 paintball guns.
So I called my friend who has been in and out of jail and very notorius among highschoolers in my city, and he gave them a little call. The next day, I'm eatin breakfast and one of the guys calls crying, telling me he didn't do it, and to get my other friend to let him go...that worked.

As for the blonde...she's why my hair is black, and I don't wear typical hobag clothes.

[mariusthegreat]

:: I knew a chick like that once...annoying as fuck...Jesus! she wouldnt shut the fuck up...had the whole ditzy thing going...first weekend after i got my Tippmann Custom 98 with flatline barrel [paintball gun] ...we payed her a little visit....lets just say her house looked like a hippy tshirt...tiedie style....woot!....thats goin in the record books as a classic.
oh yeah...and kitana rocks...i wanna marry her.... ::