WTF??!! This guys penis exploded!

[twofivekidd9]

There was this story on like cnn.com last week about this guy whos penis literally exploded! WTF?!? That had to suck. The thing was he was masturbating, and tried to hold it in as he was climaxing, for distance i guess, and it exploded in his hand. Ouch! :mfinger:

[gumercules]

ugh

if you're going to "quote" a news story make sure you have a source. make sure the source is accurate and reliable.

i heard a similar story but none of your details are correct. and i don't feel like looking for it.

[twofivekidd9]

ugh

if you're going to "quote" a news story make sure you have a source. make sure the source is accurate and reliable.

i heard a similar story but none of your details are correct. and i don't feel like looking for it.

It was on the news and they described it all technical and shit. I was just summing it up. And that is basically what happened, detail wise. He tried to hold it in for more pleasure or distance or something, he just held it in, he squeezed his johnson for some reason, and it fuckin exploded in his hand.
:mfinger:

[_Kitana_]

It was on the news and they described it all technical and shit. I was just summing it up. And that is basically what happened, detail wise. He tried to hold it in for more pleasure or distance or something, he just held it in, he squeezed his johnson for some reason, and it fuckin exploded in his hand.
:mfinger:

umm...moving on

[twofivekidd9]

umm...moving on
Hahahaha! Alright I am done here. :mfinger:

[GottaHurt]

Hahahaha! Alright I am done here. :mfinger:

O.K., so you made CNN.com. Grab a hand towel, clean yourself up and quit bragging...

[gumercules]

if you must know, here is the story. it had nothing to do with "holding it in" or anything

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Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst." (quoted from Ananova.com.)

[twofivekidd9]

if you must know, here is the story. it had nothing to do with "holding it in" or anything

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Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst." (quoted from Ananova.com.)
Thats not the same story!

[Jeranamo]

Thats not the same story!
Then give us fucking proof. LINK US

[twofivekidd9]

Then give us fucking proof. LINK US
I have been having trouble finding the link all day! Sorry. I will keep looking.

[_Kitana_]

must not be that great of a story

[twofivekidd9]

must not be that great of a story
Its just funny cause his manhood exploded in his hands.

[gumercules]

two incidents in like two weeks... incredible

*rolling eyes*

[zigz]

severely apt for the site.

wtf?
:rolleyes: :mfinger:

[Spongebobmann56]

O.K., so you made CNN.com. Grab a hand towel, clean yourself up and quit bragging...

HAHAHAHA..... what more can i say!

[Tree]

HAHAHAHA..... what more can i say!

The whole thing. LMFAO :)

[fuckfart]

sounds so damn fake, how the f can it explode? when all those fags be using penis pumpers n etc...and i'm sure that has way more pressure then him holding his shit for longer shoots..bull shit...link

[twofivekidd9]

sounds so damn fake, how the f can it explode? when all those fags be using penis pumpers n etc...and i'm sure that has way more pressure then him holding his shit for longer shoots..bull shit...link
The pressure from holding it in made it explode out the sides.

[gumercules]

i love the "logic"

[yowatupdogg]

it is not that funny when someones dick explodes it is kinda sad cause now really he is not a man if his dick is gone.

[GottaHurt]

it is not that funny when someones dick explodes it is kinda sad cause now really he is not a man if his dick is gone.


Not really, because now he'll qualify for government benefits and be able to get that operation that you've been hoping for, the penalectomy.

[yowatupdogg]

ahhhhhh true

[_Kitana_]

ahhhhhh true

wow you just kind of slammed yourself

lol

[yowatupdogg]

why yes yes i did


it don't matter to me though

life is good

[Broken]

why yes yes i did


it don't matter to me though

life is good
Just for laughs what does matter to you?

[_Kitana_]

Just for laughs what does matter to you?

I don't think we want to know

[Chris]

I can se it before me..."Oh, oh yes, yes...YES, oh, oh? ooooh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!!!" his gf: "Baby? You done? Let me have a look at your work *removes cover*, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH!!!!!!!!!!"


That wasn't funny, was it?

[_Kitana_]

I can se it before me..."Oh, oh yes, yes...YES, oh, oh? ooooh? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!!!" his gf: "Baby? You done? Let me have a look at your work *removes cover*, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH!!!!!!!!!!"


That wasn't funny, was it?

a chick is not going to want to see his cum... she not going to lift the covers to look

[GottaHurt]

a chick is not going to want to see his cum... she not going to lift the covers to look


Chapter 43 in my book "Lifting the covers to look". You'd be surprised what chickies like to do..... ;)