Funny Jokes

[twofivekidd9]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead!

How did the black daughter know her mother was on the rag?

Her brothers dick tasted funny!

What is the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day!

Anybody got jokes, pst them here.

[The_DEA]

there is a thread already posted for this but i guess you dident look
http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=198&highlight=jokes

[twofivekidd9]

there is a thread already posted for this but i guess you dident look
http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=198&highlight=jokes
That thread is all old and dumb jokes anyways.

[otepsoul]

That thread is all old and dumb jokes anyways.
fuck u it is,its were i made my first post with my 100 jews joke.

[twofivekidd9]

fuck u it is,its were i made my first post with my 100 jews joke.
One post doesn't make a good thread. Sure, your jokes were funny, but everyone elses were not.

[otepsoul]

One post doesn't make a good thread. Sure, your jokes were funny, but everyone elses were not.
actully if some one poors there heart into 1 thread it can make a good thread.

[Hells_angel]

That thread is all old and dumb jokes anyways.

Looks like yours were not any better!!

[otepsoul]

Looks like yours were not any better!!
the first one i made my joke had better replys then this over 2k view it.

[Lawdawg428]

sup chick

[Lawdawg428]

ok How do you get a nigger out of you tree

[otepsoul]

how?? im geussing throw chicken at it.

[twofivekidd9]

the first one i made my joke had better replys then this over 2k view it.
I just started this thread, YESTERDAY.

[Lawdawg428]

Cut the rope

[twofivekidd9]

What's wrong with this picture;
5 black guys in a cadillac driving off a cliff.

[Lawdawg428]

nothing

[twofivekidd9]

nothing
Cadillac holds six!

Yay! My 100th post! Yay for me!

[GottaHurt]

Q: How many slices in a can of Spam?

A: 100

[twofivekidd9]

Q: How many slices in a can of Spam?

A: 100
WTF?!?

[Lawdawg428]

WTF was that suposed to be a joke

[screw_you_jack]

Q: How many slices in a can of Spam?

A: 100
i got ya.

[_Kitana_]

Q: How many slices in a can of Spam?

A: 100

none cause spam is fucking nasty ass shit

[GottaHurt]

none cause spam is fucking nasty ass shit

Right over your head.....

[GottaHurt]

i got ya.


Good girl, went way over everyone elses head.....obvious digs are the best...

[_Kitana_]

Right over your head.....

no shit

explain it to me GH

[GottaHurt]

Yay! My 100th post! Yay for me!

^The post right before mine

[_Kitana_]

^The post right before mine

lol

never even read it lol

[Lawdawg428]

ha ha ok now i get it too i thought that was where you were comming from but i was not quit sure

[twofivekidd9]

^The post right before mine
Leave me alone, man. Why are you always putting me down? :mfinger:

[GottaHurt]

lol

never even read it lol

Now you know why Broken started the "follow the bouncing ball" routine, most people here don't read the entire thread, and end up getting flamed on for stupid comments ;) and then get pissed off and wonder why....lol

[_Kitana_]

Now you know why Broken started the "follow the bouncing ball" routine, most people here don't read the entire thread, and end up getting flamed on for stupid comments ;) and then get pissed off and wonder why....lol

if the person posting...has yet to spark my intrest and i don't notice that its following the tread...

i tend to skip it...

[GottaHurt]

Leave me alone, man. Why are you always putting me down? :mfinger:

Oh man, here's a box of Puffs to help out with that sniffling there Candyass.
You follow me around like a kick dog humping my leg, then when you get kicked you start whining, move along there skippy....

[twofivekidd9]

Now you know why Broken started the "follow the bouncing ball" routine, most people here don't read the entire thread, and end up getting flamed on for stupid comments ;) and then get pissed off and wonder why....lol
Oh. I'll remember to read the posts very carefully from now on.

Why aren't you at work or school or something?
Do you have a job? Or go to school?

[_Kitana_]

Oh. I'll remember to read the posts very carefully from now on.

Why aren't you at work or school or something?
Do you have a job? Or go to school?

can i ask you the same thing

[GottaHurt]

Oh. I'll remember to read the posts very carefully from now on.

Why aren't you at work or school or something?
Do you have a job? Or go to school?

What, are you fuckin' writing my biography now? Move along...

[twofivekidd9]

Oh man, here's a box of Puffs to help out with that sniffling there Candyass.
You follow me around like a kick dog humping my leg, then when you get kicked you start whining, move along there skippy....
I believe I started this thread. Whos following who?

[twofivekidd9]

can i ask you the same thing
I am at school. And I am definetly getting educated right now.

[_Kitana_]

I am at school. And I am definetly getting educated right now.

yeah i can tell

[twofivekidd9]

yeah i can tell
I am in this cisco networking course, and it sucks ass. We are supposed to take notes and do labs configuring routers. It is so easy, its lame. I get so bored, so I log on and get flamed for others pleasure. Simple as that.

[_Kitana_]

I am in this cisco networking course, and it sucks ass. We are supposed to take notes and do labs configuring routers. It is so easy, its lame. I get so bored, so I log on and get flamed for others pleasure. Simple as that.

so you an attention starved little brat

[The_DEA]

so you an attention starved little brat
ouch

[_Kitana_]

ouch

notice he didn't have much to say after that

[twofivekidd9]

so you an attention starved little brat
Just at school. I get plenty of attention outside of school.

[The_DEA]

notice he didn't have much to say after that
oh i did and there was nothing..... nothing

[screw_you_jack]

Good girl, went way over everyone elses head.....obvious digs are the best...
yes obvious.... no hidden meanings here, cuss folks here are to concerned about the words that they don't even know what is really said..... kinda sad

[_Kitana_]

yes obvious.... no hidden meanings here, cuss folks here are to concerned about the words that they don't even know what is really said..... kinda sad

I just didn't pay attention...

[screw_you_jack]

I just didn't pay attention...
not pickn on you, just at people in general.....

[_Kitana_]

not pickn on you, just at people in general.....

i know....

[neckdemon]

i'd love to know why this thread is stil here but mine got closed. anyway. heres a joke......

super man is flying around and he's feeling a bit horny. so he's like "shit i need some pussy where am i gonna get some?" just then he sees wondere woman butt naked with her legs spread on top of a building. he's thinking "damn this must be my lucky fuckin day" "i'll just fly down there faster than a speeding bullet fuck the shit out of her and leave before she even knows what hit her". so he flies down humps the shit out of her and is gone in a flash. so wondere woman is like "holy shit what the fuck was that?"
and the invisible man says "i have no idea but my asshole is killing me".

[Give u Cancer]

Two Mexicans in a car whos driving?

The police!

Whats black and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A refridgerator wearing a leather jacket!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage!

[neckdemon]

why do edit wear wide-brimmed hats?

to keep the pigeons from shitting on their lips

[Give u Cancer]

har har. that wasnt funny. and the fact that you said edit isnt nice.

[_Kitana_]

This tread was closed.... in order to keep the site fair.... Racism even in a joking forum is serious and to some may not be a laughing matter, why we all love humor.... we can not allow it on the site. Its a fine line, that will take time for us to develope how far we want to cross the line and what is safe and what is not...

thank you for your undersanding