"dont cum in the mouth"

[DIZNUTS]

well this one time when i was 16 or 17 and this girl was giving me head......shes like "dont cum in my mouth" im like "ok" so when im about to bust i pull out and cum right in her eye hehe

[vicodincasserole]

she deserved it any way

[strange_booj]

lol nice

[shep]

well this one time when i was 16 or 17 and this girl was giving me head......shes like "dont cum in my mouth" im like "ok" so when im about to bust i pull out and cum right in her eye hehe

Cum in her eye and wipe your dick off with her mom's curtain's :thumbsup: :D

[Fire_ze_Missles]

Give her the ole' Angry Pirate next time. :thumbsup:

[DIZNUTS]

i didnt need to do anything else.....she kept on bitchin that she cant see...she learned her lesson 2 swallow next time ;)

[junglizm]

Give her the ole' Angry Pirate next time. :thumbsup:
My vote is for the Dirty Sanchez. :thumbsup:

[skylinec]

I am now terrorfied of this forum.

[ChilianFuckFace]

']I am now terrorfied of this forum.
Why?

[skylinec]

Why?Threads like this will start forming.

[Fire_ze_Missles]

']Threads like this will start forming.


Just wait until Stager gets de-cocked. He will bring forth a massive load of Goatse-esque pictures for your enjoyment. :thumbsup:

[skylinec]

I'm scared.

[Nymphchick]

daaaaamn i almost spit my coffee all over the monitor :rolleyes:. to add alittle side note to your touching tale. a co-worker of mine was telling me one morning, that her bf cummed in her eye, she had contacts in. needless to say she got an eye infection. she had to go to the doctor about it. he asked her how she got it, she thot if she lied ahe may not get the right antibiotic for her eye, so she told the doctor the her bf shot her in the eye :D. i am not a morning person, but that morning i laughed my ass off at her, and told her she was a idiot :tongue:

[Sektor]

rofl

OK, I went to use the school bathroom today, and someone had apparently jacked off in the urinal, because there was cum all over the place, and they didn't flush.

That isn't the first time that's happened either...

[Fire_ze_Missles]

rofl

OK, I went to use the school bathroom today, and someone had apparently jacked off in the urinal, because there was cum all over the place, and they didn't flush.

That isn't the first time that's happened either...


Sick. :hurl:

[DIZNUTS]

dude u go 2 a weird school.....

[Liquid-Zero]

']I'm scared.
They're going to be sending in reinforcements any minute now...

[Icarus]

Several "Fun with Sex" terms you should have in your vocabulary:

Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.

Hangman left: Self explanatory.

And my personal favorite:

Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.

Bam!

[DIZNUTS]

thats nothing...i once walked in on a guy blowing another guy when i was a freshman in high school.....now thats disturbing!

[DIZNUTS]

Several "Fun with Sex" terms you should have in your vocabulary:

Snowballing: Doggy-style sex. When you're about to cum, pull out, and flip her over by her thighs. Cum all over her, face preferably.

Hangman left: Self explanatory.

And my personal favorite:

Emeril: Pull out early, cum in your hand, and yell "BAM!" as you throw your semen in her face.

Bam!
btw snowballing is when a girl gives u head, you cum in her mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow :hurl:

[The Tongue]

I've only got one suggestion for this thread-Stab the bitch in the eye with your cock, so she can see where you're coming from

[HavokChylde]

btw snowballing is when a girl gives u head, you cum in her mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow :hurl:



I'm not sure Clerks had it right when they used it. I'm pretty sure his is the correct usage.

[junglizm]

I'm not sure Clerks had it right when they used it. I'm pretty sure his is the correct usage.
I've always heard it that way too, and not just because of Clerks.

[TwisT]

btw snowballing is when a girl gives u head, you cum in her mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow :hurl:
or THIS! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowballing&r=f)

[Icarus]

btw snowballing is when a girl gives u head, you cum in her mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow :hurl:

Shrug.

I suppose it can mean different things different places. The idea, around here at least, is that you roll her over like a snowball.

[dustinzgirl]

I need to quit clicking on unkown threads.....

[Woodreaux]

Another you can pay her back is call your firends over and arrange a Rodeo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rodeo&r=f). If she breaks up with you, then the next time she has a party at her house, give her the old Upper Decker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker&r=f) !

[DIZNUTS]

hehehehehe me and my friend left a double upper decker hehehehehe

[</rant>]

This guy I know came up this girls nostril as she was coming up for air. He has never lived that down.

<rant>

[mmm...cheese]

thats nothing...i once walked in on a guy blowing another guy when i was a freshman in high school.....now thats disturbing!

Once I was in the library stall. . . I found a wall full of writing to and from gays. All gays stating where to find them. I told a friend. Then my friend told a friend. Before long the whole city knew! Later, I went into the same stall because I had forgotten of the incident. I saw four gays doing it. . . This memory will burn in my mind for all of eternity. But how come they didn't lock the stall door?! :thumbsdn:

[Easty]

way to be, you listen and humiliate her at the same time. nicely done! :thumbsup:

[10 stars]

that happened to me 2 weeks ago, instead of her eye i just nutted in her mouth and acted like it didnt happen.

[HavokChylde]

daaaaamn i almost spit my coffee all over the monitor :rolleyes:. to add alittle side note to your touching tale. a co-worker of mine was telling me one morning, that her bf cummed in her eye, she had contacts in. needless to say she got an eye infection. she had to go to the doctor about it. he asked her how she got it, she thot if she lied ahe may not get the right antibiotic for her eye, so she told the doctor the her bf shot her in the eye :D. i am not a morning person, but that morning i laughed my ass off at her, and told her she was a idiot :tongue:


I wouldn't have told her she was an idiot. That just isn't nice.


I woulda told her she was a slut.

[DIZNUTS]

that happened to me 2 weeks ago, instead of her eye i just nutted in her mouth and acted like it didnt happen.
how can she not notice??

[fuck_you]

goog god i did not know people like you guys existed.

[10 stars]

how can she not notice??

she noticed, i just played it out like i didnt.

[Government Mule]

rofl

OK, I went to use the school bathroom today, and someone had apparently jacked off in the urinal, because there was cum all over the place, and they didn't flush.

That isn't the first time that's happened either...

How do you jerk off into a urinal without anyone noticing?

[Zickddot]

yeah seriously wtf, how much time could u have in there alone, there are 1000 kids in my school, and every1 goes each period to take a break frmo class, di they start off in the stall?

[el crotcho]

haha stupid bitch, oh and nice shootin' deadeye, no pun intended

[dustinzgirl]

or THIS! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowballing&r=f)

I almost choked on my cofee reading that. fucking gross. way too gross.

[Zickddot]

ehh i dunno about that, i think its kinda funny in a useless way

[Sektor]

How do you jerk off into a urinal without anyone noticing?

There's hardly anyone in the halls during class time. Some people like to skip class.

And usually they hang out in the bathroom a little too much...

EDIT: Also, there are only about 600 people at our school.

[DIZNUTS]

man that aint nothin....1 time me and some other people made school news....i was the camera man......so we went 2 a bathroom and found shit in the urinal and shitty tighty whities in 1 of the stalls........now that is sick....btw i rather have a chick let me cum in her mouth then in her eye...it is funny as shit tho lol

[Woodreaux]

And usually they hang out in the bathroom a little too much...


What kind of sick bastard hangs out in a bathroom to smell other people's shit? :faint3: :hurl:

[Fire_ze_Missles]

What kind of sick bastard hangs out in a bathroom to smell other people's shit? :faint3: :hurl:

People that like to practice the upper-decker, of course! :D :thumbsup:

[DIZNUTS]

People that like to practice the upper-decker, of course! :D :thumbsup:

damn right

[o0oo00ooliii]

Holy shit, that was fuckin funnnnnnnny. :mfinger: :mfinger:

[DIZNUTS]

Holy shit, that was fuckin funnnnnnnny. :mfinger: :mfinger:
sure was hehehehe

[LiberatioN]

Should have pulled a grizzly bear.

1) trim your pubes
2) store them in a plastic bag
3) While receiving head, whip it out and jizz on their forehead or cheeks.
4) Whip out the bag and stick the pubes on her.
5) Make a growling noise and a scary face.

:thumbsup:

[NaughtyGirl21]

Should have pulled a grizzly bear.

1) trim your pubes
2) store them in a plastic bag
3) While receiving head, whip it out and jizz on their forehead or cheeks.
4) Whip out the bag and stick the pubes on her.
5) Make a growling noise and a scary face.

:thumbsup:
All I can say is Ew!

[T.M.C.com m8]

I just cum.

[DIZNUTS]

Should have pulled a grizzly bear.

1) trim your pubes
2) store them in a plastic bag
3) While receiving head, whip it out and jizz on their forehead or cheeks.
4) Whip out the bag and stick the pubes on her.
5) Make a growling noise and a scary face.

:thumbsup:
or you can just do an Abe Lincoln

I just cum.
you just cum where? in your sock? towel? hand? neighbor's best friend's wife's
second cousin's mechanic's step daughter's former boyfriend's twin sister's friends eye?

[YUCK FOU!!!]

id just say i didnt mean to...woops

[icka]

if you came in my eye i would wipe it off my face with my hand and i would smear it all over your face. this guy came in my mouth when i was drunk once i wasnt ready for it so i spit it on his stomach.

[DIZNUTS]

if you came in my eye i would wipe it off my face with my hand and i would smear it all over your face. this guy came in my mouth when i was drunk once i wasnt ready for it so i spit it on his stomach.
so um are u like sayin i can cum in ur eye and u will smear it on my face?

[DIZNUTS]

hmmmm no n00bs posted in this thread.....well did any of you have similar incidents? doing the cumming or being cummed on?