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DIZNUTS
02-11-2005, 04:25 PM
so this one time me n my boys were drunk off our asses and had a few hos at the crib.....the girl i ended up hookin up with was really really loose.....i couldnt even fuck her.....i tried and i almost fell inside(my dick and balls were COMPLETELY inside her) so i let her suck me off and i had 2 fist her 2 get her off....so im fisting away and not really paying attention anymore(sixers were playing) so i pull my hand out and just push it in...and pull it out and my hand is covered in shit...im like wtf so i wipe it on her shirt and run as fast as i can 2 the bathroom to wash my hand....while the whole time shes bitchin that she smells like shit lol
Funny... yet at the same time horribly disturbing :hurl: :ugly:
vicodincasserole
02-11-2005, 05:02 PM
your joking right?
TwisT
02-11-2005, 05:10 PM
so this one time me n my boys were drunk off our asses and had a few hos at the crib.....the girl i ended up hookin up with was really really loose.....i couldnt even fuck her.....i tried and i almost fell inside(my dick and balls were COMPLETELY inside her) so i let her suck me off and i had 2 fist her 2 get her off....so im fisting away and not really paying attention anymore(sixers were playing) so i pull my hand out and just push it in...and pull it out and my hand is covered in shit...im like wtf so i wipe it on her shirt and run as fast as i can 2 the bathroom to wash my hand....while the whole time shes bitchin that she smells like shit lol
Always enema B-fore anything goes in the ass! ASS!
DIZNUTS
02-11-2005, 05:33 PM
no im 100% serious.....im scarred for life.....somebody hold me :help:
dookie
02-12-2005, 12:04 AM
thanks for the really pleasant mental image
Cash21
02-12-2005, 01:01 AM
LMFAO!!! Maybe you should have posted this in the "I hope I didn't get infected thread"... ahahaha :banana: :ut-oh: On second thought, why did you post this at all?!
dustinzgirl
02-12-2005, 10:30 AM
You need to start hanging out with a different crowd.
DIZNUTS
02-12-2005, 11:11 AM
You need to start hanging out with a different crowd.
ok....will you be my friend? :pray:
Taylor_Blade
02-12-2005, 11:56 AM
Dude, some of your stories are really fucked up. Just curious. Do you go out and look for this disturbing shit to happen, or do you just attract really strange people? Never thought I would hear my self say this but, maybe you should lay off the shibbing. LOL.
Bitch
02-12-2005, 12:22 PM
Dude, you couldn't tell that your hand was up her ass? What the hell does she put in there? It's impossible to have an asshole that's as loose as the "baby pit". She'd be shitting non stop in her pants if that were the case.
The shit would just be falling outta there.2 dollar whore's these days :tongue:
MaxPower
02-12-2005, 09:10 PM
You missed your chance. You could have given her the ASS CRAYON (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+crayon)
Cash21
02-12-2005, 11:16 PM
:spam: :takeshit: :takeshit::takeshit: :spam:
Woodreaux
02-13-2005, 12:30 AM
Did you find the gerbil in there?
CopyLifted
02-13-2005, 01:26 AM
ok....will you be my friend? :pray:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/CopyLifted/Graemlins/6.gif
DIZNUTS
02-15-2005, 11:37 AM
no i didnt get to use a ass crayon.....and i did notice that my hand was in her ass.....it went in once.....yes it was that lose....and no i did not find a gerbil....i found a bag of doritoes :)
Easty
02-15-2005, 02:38 PM
uh, that deserves a WTF!?!?! and also, gross. funny outcome though. lol!
10 stars
02-15-2005, 03:55 PM
nice.
fucktheliberals
02-21-2005, 03:03 PM
definately deserves a WTF!? :moon: :toilet: :ugly: lol
LiberatioN
02-23-2005, 05:32 PM
You might wanna eat with the other hand from now on.
fuck_you
02-23-2005, 07:36 PM
ive heard cases where is you fuck a girl hard enough when she needs to shit you could get your cock shitty.
Zickddot
02-24-2005, 06:40 AM
how about, u stay with the vag, or atleast when u can see the "situation" as dane cook says
DIZNUTS
02-24-2005, 12:44 PM
dude try fisting a loose chick while watchin the game........go ahead try it.......btw i do eat with my othet hand now
VenomHowell
02-24-2005, 06:19 PM
Liar. Unless she was the goatse of females, and took it in the ass 3 times a day, you'd never fit a fist in there without noticing where you were putting it. It's too tight, not like a vagina. you've got to notice at least soem resistance.
switch_scribe
02-24-2005, 10:42 PM
Wow. I am to shocked even to feel sick. That is quite an achievement, even if the story is very likely untrue.
DIZNUTS
02-25-2005, 03:09 PM
Liar. Unless she was the goatse of females, and took it in the ass 3 times a day, you'd never fit a fist in there without noticing where you were putting it. It's too tight, not like a vagina. you've got to notice at least soem resistance.
been doing anal fisting lately??? :confused:
Janglenut
02-25-2005, 04:20 PM
^ He's a gay.....
BakEd13
02-25-2005, 04:30 PM
You missed your chance. You could have given her the ASS CRAYON (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+crayon)
ROTFL!!!!! Bwahahahaha that is the funniest shit I've read all day.. MaxPower I've missed your comedy.. It's always good shit..
fuck_you
02-25-2005, 08:34 PM
it's not as funny as this: www.tubgirl.com
asdalover
02-25-2005, 08:56 PM
it's not as funny as this: www.tubgirl.com
See, this story was quite funny cos I could probably imagine it. Nobody has commented on the fact that SHE didn't notice which she probably would unless she does have a bucket crutch/anal thing going on.
Anyway, that picture you have there is sick, its a fountain AND its gone all over her head and stuff.
Utter sickness.
DIZNUTS
02-26-2005, 06:44 PM
from what i hear she gets ass banged a few times a day by this big black dude and his buddies.......and my buddies......hmmmmm most are also black....could they be the same ones????? and she did notice.......
from what i hear she gets ass banged a few times a day by this big black dude and his buddies.......and my buddies......hmmmmm most are also black....could they be the same ones????? and she did notice.......
not all black males are "huge." but the fact that this may have actually happened could give someone nightmares...
DIZNUTS
02-28-2005, 11:57 AM
its a myth that all black males are "huge" just most of my buddies r well hung......we used 2 fuck the same bitches so we kinda kno who got wat
fucktheliberals
03-01-2005, 11:12 AM
That picture was absolutely disgusting.the 1 of the chick shitting in her own face.:hurl:
T.M.C.com m8
03-01-2005, 03:05 PM
so this one time me n my boys were drunk off our asses and had a few hos at the crib.....the girl i ended up hookin up with was really really loose.....i couldnt even fuck her.....i tried and i almost fell inside(my dick and balls were COMPLETELY inside her) so i let her suck me off and i had 2 fist her 2 get her off....so im fisting away and not really paying attention anymore(sixers were playing) so i pull my hand out and just push it in...and pull it out and my hand is covered in shit...im like wtf so i wipe it on her shirt and run as fast as i can 2 the bathroom to wash my hand....while the whole time shes bitchin that she smells like shit lolThat's right, fist it untill it bleeds.