Why handguns are better than women

[GottaHurt]

Why handguns are better than women:

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.



#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.



#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.



#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER_ HANDGUN FOR A BACKUP.



#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.



#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.



#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.



#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"



#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


and, the number one reason a handgun is better than a woman:



#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

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Why handguns are better than women:

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.



#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.



#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.



#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER_ HANDGUN FOR A BACKUP.



#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.



#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.



#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.



#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"



#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.


and, the number one reason a handgun is better than a woman:



#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
Ahh Reminds me of "Me And My Girlfriend" tupac the hardest working dead man.

[otepsoul]

hmmm is there 1 reason why girls are better than hand guns??? maybe for sex.

[screw_you_jack]

hmmm is there 1 reason why girls are better than hand guns??? maybe for sex.
hmm.... nothing worse then a handgun going off before you do...

[The_DEA]

hmm.... nothing worse then a handgun going off before you do...
omg thats great, that would suck!!!!!!!

[yowatupdogg]

that wouldn't suck that would horrible i would kill myself if something like that happened to me.

[_Kitana_]

that wouldn't suck that would horrible i would kill myself if something like that happened to me.

dude you would probally be dead
lol

[yowatupdogg]

and if i wasn't i would kill myself anyway

[Broken]

and if i wasn't i would kill myself anyway




Kill, educate yourself something tells me you wont do either.

[yowatupdogg]

i won't kill myslef cause life is beautiful :lol: