View Full Version : I Have a Bad Hemmorhoid.
screwy
02-14-2005, 06:15 AM
Not that gross, but I had to vent my frustrations aboot it.
HavokChylde
02-14-2005, 06:17 AM
Can I touch it?
screwy
02-14-2005, 06:31 AM
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/6692/hem1ident3cb.th.jpg (http://img150.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img150&image=hem1ident3cb.jpg)
Pretty grainy pic, but I circled the area. Now you can jerk-off imagining that you're touching it.
HavokChylde
02-14-2005, 06:35 AM
Sexy!
I am so getting off to it.
MaxPower
02-14-2005, 06:54 AM
You can rub your hemi on descent's shaft scabs. It may have a soothing effect. And don't give any dutch ovens for a while.
HavokChylde
02-14-2005, 06:56 AM
You can rub your hemi on descent's shaft scabs. It may have a soothing effect.
Trust him, this man knows his hemi's.
screwy
02-14-2005, 07:41 AM
Sexy!
I am so getting off to it.
Maybe you'd like this website I found;
http://hemmorhoidluv.tripod.com/
dustinzgirl
02-14-2005, 09:50 AM
aside from you ass, I found this on that website:
PLZ send 14.99 roubles 2 1138 Manka BLvd Manchster Czek Repoblic. for secret uRL 2 the membar page.
wtf?
junglizm
02-14-2005, 10:08 AM
Membar page. :thumbsup:
ChilianFuckFace
02-14-2005, 11:05 AM
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/6692/hem1ident3cb.th.jpg (http://img150.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img150&image=hem1ident3cb.jpg)
Pretty grainy pic, but I circled the area. Now you can jerk-off imagining that you're touching it.
Somethings are best kept to yourself. :confused:
screwy
02-14-2005, 02:38 PM
My ass has cameltoe.
skylinec
02-14-2005, 02:43 PM
Is that guy in your "Free gallery" You? I didn't imagine you looking like that?
screwy
02-14-2005, 03:23 PM
Yeah, I have a bizzare hemmorhoidial-orgasm face.
dookie
02-14-2005, 04:06 PM
okay, now i am really grossed out
Cash21
02-15-2005, 12:37 AM
I heard rubbing alcohol helps alot. :)
Cash21
02-15-2005, 12:38 AM
And aren't hemoroids suppost to be on the asshole? That just looks like one wicked rash. But thanks for sharing :thumbsup:
junglizm
02-15-2005, 12:41 AM
And aren't hemoroids suppost to be on the asshole?
Yeah, that's not even a hemorrhoid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid
bigck3000
02-15-2005, 09:39 AM
You have anal lesions....hahahahahhaah.
Easty
02-15-2005, 02:42 PM
uh, thats...interesting. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sucks to be you dude!
screwy
02-15-2005, 05:55 PM
Well, I was mistaken. But it does hurt like the Streisand.
skylinec
02-15-2005, 06:04 PM
Well, I was mistaken. But it does hurt like the Streisand.In your mind what does "Streisand" mean because I'm confused?
Amoeba
02-26-2005, 04:57 AM
Hey, don't eat curry. Especially vindaloo! That stuff hurts on the way out even on a good day!
Woodreaux
02-26-2005, 03:50 PM
I love curry!! Thai and Indian food kicks ass. Like Pallak Panir, that's some good eating!! And don't forget about Jamaican food like curry-goat. Damn, that'll make you wanna hurt somebody. Too bad Cajun cooking hasn't assimilated curry yet. There are many Indians living in Cajun country right now, so it's just a matter of time before one of them asks a Cajun to perfect the art of cooking with curry.
Back to topic: Bad hemmorhoid. That picture looks more like a Hubble telespope picture of solar flareup than an ass with hemorhoidal flarup.
http://www.ulo.ucl.ac.uk/images/sun/solarflares/flare19.jpg
http://img150.exs.cx/img150/6692/hem1ident3cb.jpg
You compare!!
T.M.C.com m8
03-01-2005, 03:15 PM
Not that gross, but I had to vent my frustrations aboot it.Have DIZNUTS fist it out.
Descent
03-02-2005, 08:05 PM
Dude, what fucking outhouse were you shitting in?! What it in the "Deep South?"
DIZNUTS
03-03-2005, 01:28 PM
Have DIZNUTS fist it out.
sure not a problem...should i check the prostate as well?
no where are my gloves and the lube..hmmmmm got the gloves......ehh fuck the lub we goin in raw......no who took my cookies? :munchies:
screwy
03-03-2005, 11:12 PM
Oh Diznuts! It's not like you haven't stuck your hand up my ass before!
DIZNUTS
03-05-2005, 12:34 PM
Oh Diznuts! It's not like you haven't stuck your hand up my ass before!
oh damn thats where my rolex went :reddevil:
screwy
03-06-2005, 11:21 PM
Maybe that's what gave me this pseudo-hemmorhoid after all.
T.M.C.com m8
03-09-2005, 08:34 PM
Maybe that's what gave me this pseudo-hemmorhoid after all.So, what time do you have?
screwy
03-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Well, you'll have to ask Descent. He's right there now, eating out my asshole.
NaughtyGirl21
03-09-2005, 10:07 PM
I think it is just a big underskin zit that can't be busted because it is under your skin. My boyfriend has that on his back and somtimes on his ass.
T.M.C.com m8
03-10-2005, 07:13 PM
Well, you'll have to ask Descent. He's right there now, eating out my asshole.He can choke on that watch you know?!?!!
screwy
03-10-2005, 07:40 PM
Nah, he's a good deep-throater. His gag-reflex is almost null.
Zickddot
03-12-2005, 11:40 AM
yeah just ask descent, he has such problems daily...sometimes hourly
Descent
03-12-2005, 01:13 PM
Well, you'll have to ask Descent. He's right there now, eating out my asshole.
Teehee. Serves the little dude right :rolleyes: .