Banging Ugly chix0r

[MaxPower]

What do you call the act of going out, getting drunk and dropping in the sack with a beauty impaired woman, where you're from? Around here they call it "hogging". Some guys make it a competition. He who bags the ugliest woman wins. I however think that's a matter of conjecture.

Have you, yourself done it? Hogging, that is.

[Taylor_Blade]

Definitely banged some ugly chicks, while drunk. I never really did it as a game though.

[MaxPower]

Definitely banged some ugly chicks, while drunk. I never really did it as a game though.
Ahhhh, so you know what it is to chew your arm off in the morning.

[Taylor_Blade]

Ahhhh, so you know what it is to chew your arm off in the morning.

Yep, I know those mornings well. You wake up, roll over, scream. Then think to yourself "what the fuck did I do last night?". Then you run for the door, and hope she doesn't wake up.

ahhhh... good times and bad memories, funny how they go together. :thumbsup:

[Captain 151]

I am very proud to announce that I have NEVER fucked an ugly chick. When drunk, no matter how black out I get, I still maintain a "sixth sense" so to speak.

On the 1-10 rating scale (10 being the hottest) I'm sure that the lowest number I've ever slept with (drunk) was a 5. And that was over 5 years ago.

PS. The highest I've ever slept with was a 10. I mean, really... she was fucking hot as fuck, and I definately drooled on her.

[TwisT]

What do you call the act of going out, getting drunk and dropping in the sack with a beauty impaired woman, where you're from? Around here they call it "hogging". Some guys make it a competition. He who bags the ugliest woman wins. I however think that's a matter of conjecture.

Have you, yourself done it? Hogging, that is.
It's O.K. Max!!! Remember Faties, and Nasties need love too! Fortunatly they have you!







:rofl: :drunk:

[mmm...cheese]

It's O.K. Max!!! Remember Faties, and Nasties need love too! Fortunatly they have you!







:rofl: :drunk:

It's times like now that I am happy that I am virgin. . . :thumbsup:

[MaxPower]

It's O.K. Max!!! Remember Faties, and Nasties need love too! Fortunatly they have you!







:rofl: :drunk:
Never said I did it. Besides, I was one of the smart guys that learned to play an instrument. :thumbsup:
Chix0r digs musicians.

[FUBAR]

Never said I did it. Besides, I was one of the smart guys that learned to play an instrument. :thumbsup:
Chix0r digs musicians.
i hear that....i mastered the hairy banjo many moons ago

[bigck3000]

I'm learning the guitar right now

my intro to "crazy train" and "smoke on the water" owns you

[chucktheskiffie]

we call it "mole patrol"

lots of fun... now that these camera phones are around, the game has stepped up a level

[Woodreaux]

Noone I knew in Acadiana or N.O. did hogging (there were just too many damn hotties). Thus, I dunno if Louisiana had a special name for it. However, in one of my old units (in the Army) it was referred to as a Wildabeast-Hunt. It involved a competition for body fat, odor, unsightly hair, poor hygiene, etc... Participants each put in $20, and each participant voted on who had the nastiest beast.

Hogging also existed, also a group affair but not as competion. One man brings a roach-killer or skank to a predesignated room, and commences to banging her. The soldier's squadmembers (hiding in wall lockers in that room) wait for a signal, then simultaniously burst out of the lockers yelling, and sounding airhorns. They grab her clothes run out of the barracks with them.

[LiberatioN]

hahahaha! God bless our troops.

What about the guy? does he have to high-tail it out of there naked?

[Woodreaux]

No, one of the interrupting troops usually tosses him a beer.

[I Hate The FCC]

My friend once (while drunk :drunk: ) banged a chick that was 210 lbs. All the folds....and rolls.... :hurl: ........

[10 stars]

only fucked one ugly chic while i was drunk.
And everyone congratulated me because they think she wasnt ugly.
(she wouldnt even fuck them)
Sigh, but no, i normally try to stay to cute girls.
Our sex games are different. We actually see who can leave the most face marks in our wall.
i have 6.
what you do is fuck a chic doggy style and push hard enough for her face to slap the wall, her make up will stick to your wall. Chics normally get pissed. But its cool to brag about and show people, my friend chris is winning with 14. blakes in last with 3. And markus has like 5.

[vicodincasserole]

my buddy rolled a fatty last night she was ugly as hell too. I thought it was hilarious

[Captain 151]

my buddy rolled a fatty last night she was ugly as hell too. I thought it was hilarious

Wow.. i guess "to roll a fatty" means different things in different parts of the country.

[MaxPower]

Wow.. i guess "to roll a fatty" means different things in different parts of the country.
I just thought the same thing ;)
But I still knew what he meant. Where I come from if you roll a fattie, you're the life of the party. :thumbsup:

[Captain 151]

I just thought the same thing ;)
But I still knew what he meant. Where I come from if you roll a fattie, you're the life of the party. :thumbsup:

Word, son. Word.

[Woodreaux]

In my part of bayou rolling a fatty is a good thing. Fat one. (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=128402&postcount=42)

[Icarus]

I've never fucked an ugly chick.

:thumbsup:

[HavokChylde]

I wouldn't bang a chick I wasn't attracted to. But I've had a fatter than norm chick who was outstandingly beautiful.

[vicodincasserole]

Wow.. i guess "to roll a fatty" means different things in different parts of the country.
it has two meanings :thumbsup:

[Captain 151]

it has two meanings :thumbsup:

true true, i looked it up on some urban "bling bling" dictionary thing.