Here's what I think of your slide

[LiberatioN]

One time when I was about 12 I was dragged along to some women's group at the church we attended on a Wednesday night. I went and played with a friend, and we got into the discussion of taking a crap (boys will be boys). Well anyway, he told me that I should take a crap off the side of this playground elevated platform, but I decided it'd be cooler to take a steamer right down the attached metal slide. It was a pretty juicy one so it ran down the slide and stopped at the bottom. Guess what? Perfect timing! My mom saw the whole thing and I instead of grounding me, she made me clean the shit up that saturday as all the kids watched me. I did it again 2 months later and didnt get caught. :thumbsup:

[GarnetXero]

Why would you do it twice eww? Well hey you didn't get cought the second time. How was the cleanup? lol

[Taylor_Blade]

Now that's fucked up. I'm not one to judge though.

*tisk tisk*

Bad liberation! LOL!

[Woodreaux]

That's not enough. You should get them with the dreaded Upper Decker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=upper+decker&r=f) . :toilet: That'll teach'm! :thumbsup:

[GarnetXero]

Thats disgusting but at the same time awsome. That is a great trick to play on somebody. :thumbsup:

[empathyiskey]

:tongue: That happened last year, didn't it?

[LiberatioN]

maybe...

[For privacy purposes only, all events, characters, and scenarios in this story have been changed in order to protect the innocent]



No it was about 6-7 years ago (when i was 12), but I still laugh about how vividly i remember how my mom's face looked as that juicy log came to a stop at the bottom of that slide; hehehe im smiling right now.

[Nymphchick]

if i were your mom, i would have rubbed your nose i it then slapped you with a rolled up news paper :D

[Woodreaux]

if i were your mom, i would have rubbed your nose i it then slapped you with a rolled up news paper :D

Well, Nymphchick, if I were Woodreaux, I'd give you a spanking just on general principle! :thumbsup:

[LiberatioN]

if i were your mom, i would have rubbed your nose i it then slapped you with a rolled up news paper :D

I pitty your child.

[o0oo00ooliii]

maybe...

[For privacy purposes only, all events, characters, and scenarios in this story have been changed in order to protect the innocent]



No it was about 6-7 years ago (when i was 12), but I still laugh about how vividly i remember how my mom's face looked as that juicy log came to a stop at the bottom of that slide; hehehe im smiling right now.
Holy shit cakes, thats funny as fuck
-o0oo00ooliii :rip:

[star99ers]

Man that's just sick. thinking of it is just wrong.