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MaxPower
02-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Describe a woman in one sentence. Has to be a hottie. Ugly's too easy.
"She shits strawberry ice cream."
HavokChylde
02-16-2005, 08:52 PM
Damn, explain that a bit more, and I'll take part in this fun.
junglizm
02-16-2005, 08:54 PM
Please be more careful with the teeth.
fuck_you
02-16-2005, 10:42 PM
Describe a woman in one sentence. Has to be a hottie. Ugly's too easy.
"She shits strawberry ice cream."
Tits.
Woodreaux
02-16-2005, 10:48 PM
I would give her the best 5 seconds of her life. :thumbsup:
gehtfuct
02-16-2005, 10:51 PM
No facial hair.
HavokChylde
02-16-2005, 10:55 PM
Long hair, small framed glasses, and a Catholic school girl uniform.
gehtfuct
02-16-2005, 11:01 PM
My favorite kind of woman always says the things that make me melt.
"I'm bored,lets shave my snapper."
HavokChylde
02-16-2005, 11:11 PM
"My girlfriend and I are in love with you."
"Want to watch us shave each other's snappers?"
gehtfuct
02-16-2005, 11:16 PM
"My girlfriend and I are in love with you."
"Want to watch us shave each other's snappers?"
That's sweet,HC. But for now,I think it's best that we are just friends.
My personal favorite is when two girls walk up and say:
"Hi BIGdaddyG. We're having a peter puffing contest and we think you'd make a great judge."
HavokChylde
02-16-2005, 11:19 PM
That's sweet,HC. But for now,I think it's best that we are just friends.
My personal favorite is when two girls walk up and say:
"Hi BIGdaddyG. We're having a peter puffing contest and we think you'd make a great judge."
I guess you have outdone me with the "that's sweet thing".
Give me a little bit, I'll come up with something real funny.
Until then, www.wishicouldmakeyoulaugh.com
HavokChylde
02-16-2005, 11:22 PM
That's sweet,HC. But for now,I think it's best that we are just friends.
My personal favorite is when two girls walk up and say:
"Hi BIGdaddyG. We're having a peter puffing contest and we think you'd make a great judge."
Ok, ok, ok, ok, I got it.
Yo momma!
10 stars
02-16-2005, 11:53 PM
Looks like you can lick it ride it and suck it, your ready for me.
HavokChylde
02-17-2005, 04:24 AM
Topless twirling tassels, traditionally, at the end of some tremendous teets.
MaxPower
02-17-2005, 09:19 AM
**Delivering a pizza to two porn stars**
Oops, we have no money, however will we pay you?
Woodreaux
02-17-2005, 10:53 AM
All she needs to wear is earrings and a smile. :thumbsup:
chucktheskiffie
02-17-2005, 03:56 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted...
bigck3000
02-17-2005, 04:08 PM
..............
FUCKORBEFUCKED
02-17-2005, 04:10 PM
If she says:
"I can still my fingers into the back of my throat; zero gag reflex you know." :eek:
Captain 151
02-17-2005, 09:05 PM
The winner is the thinner.