Man I need to get laid

[Smoke]

Man I really need to get laid
It will make my life 100x better.

[Taylor_Blade]

So, why are you on the internet? It's friday night, if you need to get laid , try a club, or a bar. Hell, try a hooker.

[screwy]

Amen, brotha.

[Rust]

I think every guy needs to get laid... makes guys happy....

[CopyLifted]

Shit, I'm trying to fight the woman off....

[Rust]

Shit, I'm trying to fight the woman off....
A big stick?

[TheLampIncident]

I needed to get laid, so I laid down in bed and fell asleep for about 12 hours. That felt good.

[Descent]

It sucks being a 16 year old virgin :(.

I'm gonna go take a trip to Thailand and pick up some hot farangs for my hotel room.

MMMmmmm...Asian pussy.

Hey, Thailand is a good option! Just be aware that their police force/prison system sucks cock. You may want to Google it.

[TheLampIncident]

It sucks being a 16 year old virgin :(

Suck it up you fucking pussy. I'm 17 years old and I never even kissed a girl before.

[Smoke]

I'm 19 and still a virgin.
Furthet I've gone is making out.
Baam.

[skylinec]

I'm 13 and still a virgin. Fuck I'm old.

[10 stars]

Suck it up you fucking pussy. I'm 17 years old and I never even kissed a girl before.
Jesus dude, look get to jersey ill let you talk to some of my ex gfs.
thats fuckin pitiful...
no seriously....
like dude are you ugly or something, or are you a dork?
i feel bad for you...

[Captain 151]

you are an ass.

Don't worry smoke, lamp, descent... your time will come. my roommate turned 19 and was still a virgin, but he gave it up to a dirty whore. you dont wanna remember that as your first time.

If you don't check out the "party" scene around you, then I suggest you begin to do that. Its a great way to get out and meet new people. Even in high school (descent) i went to some parties where i met kids from other school districts.

My motto: Just hang in there, and she will come.

Works for most everything. ;)

[screwy]

']I'm and still a virgin. Fuck I'm old.

Shut up, you 8th grade pussy.

[Descent]

Suck it up you fucking pussy. I'm 17 years old and I never even kissed a girl before.

YOU'RE IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME! Buy some plane tickets, and a bulk box of expired Durex condoms off eBay.

[LiberatioN]

Social skills are key if you want a meaningful fuck. Personally I lost mine when I was 17 to my ex-gf who i still talk to, and I don't really regret it except for when I get married; I'm a strong Christian so you might live by a different set of values than me, but that's a different story. It's really nothing to be ashamed of if you're still a virgin, looking back I'd almost rather have kept mine; as far as making out goes...well that's a little different, heh. I'd say if you are desperate, just start talking to a bunch of girls you know that you could see yourself compatible with, narrow the field by asking them to do stuff on the weekend or whatever, and then slowly move in. Make sure you know they aren't playing games with you...and trust me, you dont have to be in a relationship to have sex. Alot of girls have similar motives as guys.

anyway, didnt mean for this to turn into an advice column but i guess it kinda did. gl on your quest. :thumbsup:

[TwisT]

So, why are you on the internet? It's friday night, if you need to get laid , try a club, or a bar. Hell, try a hooker.


Momma put him on restriction! when he's done here it's off to the vid site!

[Taylor_Blade]

Momma put him on restriction! when he's done here it's off to the vid site!


Lol. Damn, poor dude. No wonder he smokes so much.

[Zickddot]

find your inner rapist

[TheLampIncident]

Jesus dude, look get to jersey ill let you talk to some of my ex gfs.
thats fuckin pitiful...
no seriously....
like dude are you ugly or something, or are you a dork?
i feel bad for you...

I avoid all contact with people I don't already know. I sit in my house all day and read this forum(well not THIS one, there's much better forums out there). I don't like carrying conversations with people. I like to sit in my own little world. Me and my small group of friends are for the most part too socially inept to talk to girls.

[Zickddot]

yep, i hate talkin to people i dont know, unless its to cause a diterbance. like one time i chaced this guy on a bike around this outlet.

[fuck_you]

your pathetic.

[Zickddot]

am i? im committing suicide as you read this

[TheLampIncident]

diterbance

I wouldn't agree with fucker and say that you're pathetic, but this has got to be the worst butching of the word "disturbance" I've ever seen.

[vicodincasserole]

dont worry we all need to get laid

[screwy]

Zicddddddot, I hate you because you like anime. I hate you and the rest of your kind. And you can't spell. Bu that "inner rapist" joke was funny... And I guess finding someone here with just a tad bit of funny in them here is chore. So I raise my hat to you, you English language-dessacrating anime-loving freak.

[10 stars]

I avoid all contact with people I don't already know. I sit in my house all day and read this forum(well not THIS one, there's much better forums out there). I don't like carrying conversations with people. I like to sit in my own little world. Me and my small group of friends are for the most part too socially inept to talk to girls.

I have dropped a tear of pity.

[Unforgiven]

I avoid all contact with people I don't already know. I sit in my house all day and read this forum(well not THIS one, there's much better forums out there). I don't like carrying conversations with people. I like to sit in my own little world. Me and my small group of friends are for the most part too socially inept to talk to girls.

sounds like me.

[Liquid-Zero]

I avoid all contact with people I don't already know. I sit in my house all day and read this forum(well not THIS one, there's much better forums out there). I don't like carrying conversations with people. I like to sit in my own little world. Me and my small group of friends are for the most part too socially inept to talk to girls.

Then why are you so pissed off that you are a virgin if you dont even try to talk to a girl?

[10 stars]

Then why are you so pissed off that you are a virgin if you dont even try to talk to a girl?

GOOD POINT.

[Captain 151]

Zicddddddot, I hate you because you like anime.

I hate you because you go out of your way to rediculously spell peoples names wrong, and you think its cool. I used to give swirlies to people like you in high school.

[TheLampIncident]

Then why are you so pissed off that you are a virgin if you dont even try to talk to a girl?

Who said I was pissed off? I was just telling that other fuckface to quit his bitching because it's not like it's a big deal to be a 16-year old virgin. Many people are.

[mmm...cheese]

Shut up, you 8th grade pussy.

Shut the fuck up you faggot! You are probably in like 4th grade and you still think you are one to talk! Damn! If you've been laid then you are screwed for life. . . People like 12 and under aren't allowed to have sex. . . It's against the fucking law asshole!

[screwy]

I hate you because you go out of your way to rediculously spell peoples names wrong, and you think its cool. I used to give swirlies to people like you in high school.


Ooooh! Tubserk needs a widdle nappy. He's getting a widdle cranky.

Shut the fuck up you faggot! You are probably in like 4th grade and you still think you are one to talk! Damn! If you've been laid then you are screwed for life. . . People like 12 and under aren't allowed to have sex. . . It's against the fucking law asshole!

And yes, you've unmasked me.
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/9149/page6bstudent7wp.jpg

These are my friends;
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/2773/bobreadingtokids6og.jpg

[shep75]

Man I really need to get laid
It will make my life 100x better.

if you were in thailand, happiness would only be 1000 Baht away. that equates to about 30 dollars american.

[mmm...cheese]

Ooooh! Tubserk needs a widdle nappy. He's getting a widdle cranky.



And yes, you've unmasked me.
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/9149/page6bstudent7wp.jpg

These are my friends;
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/2773/bobreadingtokids6og.jpg

Fucking asshole!

[Not your enemy]

im 17 and im a virgin. Whats so bad in that? I kissed girls but thats it. Im kind of happy that it never went too far cuz then when ill be liek 30 ill remember how stupid it was. My friend had sex with a 15 yr old and her parents charged him with under age sex. So that notion of being caught always haunts me.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

eh, who cares if wittle smoke cant get laid...i laugh at you poor poor bastard ever tried looking for a fat depressed desperate girl and i gaurauntee youll get laid....well thats my theory, my gfss the only one for me :)

[dookie]

smoking is fine, smoking pot right?
they say it kills motivation as well as one's sex drive and memory, in no particular order.
it's easy, find a stoner chick and you'll both share the same lowered expectations

[el crotcho]

dude, just wait, your time will come. mine didnt come until i was 18

[Easty]

UR A FUCKING LIAR!!!! elburko have you been lying this whole time?!?!? ur so full of shit dude!

[Smoke]

eh, who cares if wittle smoke cant get laid...i laugh at you poor poor bastard ever tried looking for a fat depressed desperate girl and i gaurauntee youll get laid....well thats my theory, my gfss the only one for me :)
Your lucky I don't live in the same state as you, or I'd find you and castrate you kid.

[chaz_schaeffer]

im 15 and i lost my virginity, is that such a bad thing

[Liquid-Zero]

eh, who cares if wittle smoke cant get laid...i laugh at you poor poor bastard ever tried looking for a fat depressed desperate girl and i gaurauntee youll get laid....well thats my theory, my gfss the only one for me :)

Don't let them sit on you; they'll break your legs :redface:

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Your lucky I don't live in the same state as you, or I'd find you and castrate you kid.
same state *cough* country *cough*
even if you were to do that, atleast i wouldnt be a catarated virgin now would i??

[killer potato]

i used to think i would never get laid...well eh, i was wrong. dont be shy to a girl just talk like uve known her her whole life and be confortable. talking is so much eazier.talking leads to hugs.which leads to kiss.which leads to making out. which leads to...pure happyness

[Captain 151]

What is this sex thing you all speak of?

[YUCK FOU!!!]

hug leads to a kiss, kiss leads to a pash, pash leads to a suck and a suck leads to a fuck.


bada bing bada boom

[MaxPower]

20 bucks leads to an immediate blowjob, no strings attached.