booty call problems

[vicodincasserole]

Theres this slut that i used to routinely bang before i was dating alyssa, and so after we broke up i had been trying to get back with this chick. shes a total hoe, but pretty hot and certainly a good bang with no strings attached. Well anyway, I guess shes not feeling it any more. I have talked to her a bunch of times and there has been 3 times where i told her "Ok lets hang out later, call/text when you want to" and she would say "ok cool" and then she never fucking calls or texts me. its really starting to piss me off. :mad: :frown:

[LiberatioN]

i hate when girls do this.

try planning an event instead of asking her to just "hang out"..maybe that way she has an idea of what you guys would do. it usually works or sometimes they just cant; the biggest turn-off to me is a really close friend/friend with benefits that continues to blow me off (no pun intended) or they're really busy with school/work/family etc. If she's really busy, I wouldnt waste my time.

[Woodreaux]

Just because a girl likes to fuck alot and isn't very anal retentive about who she's giving it up for (e.i. she's a slut), doesn't mean she doesn't like to feel special. I think Liberation is on the right track. Give her some roses or chocolate, or take her out to diner before jamming your cock in her mouth! Remember if girls are rewarded for being prudes, they'll all become more of a prude. If they are rewarded for being a slut, they'll become more a slut! :thumbsup:

[vicodincasserole]

Just because a girl likes to fuck alot and isn't very anal retentive about who she's giving it up for (e.i. she's a slut), doesn't mean she doesn't like to feel special. I think Liberation is on the right track. Give her some roses or chocolate, or take her out to diner before jamming your cock in her mouth! Remember if girls are rewarded for being prudes, they'll all become more of a prude. If they are rewarded for being a slut, they'll become more a slut! :thumbsup:
fuck that shit

[gehtfuct]

Theres this slut that i used to routinely bang before i was dating alyssa, and so after we broke up i had been trying to get back with this chick. shes a total hoe, but pretty hot and certainly a good bang with no strings attached. Well anyway, I guess shes not feeling it any more. I have talked to her a bunch of times and there has been 3 times where i told her "Ok lets hang out later, call/text when you want to" and she would say "ok cool" and then she never fucking calls or texts me. its really starting to piss me off. :mad: :frown:
Hookers. You can't go wrong with hookers. They wont mislead you with games,and you know exactly what you're going to geht...the same thing the last guy had. On second thought,just beat-off,it's for the better.

[HavokChylde]

Hookers. You can't go wrong with hookers. They wont mislead you with games,and you know exactly what you're going to geht...the same thing the last guy had. On second thought,just beat-off,it's for the better.

That makes alot of fucking sense. Amen brother. If I was a man who was into hookers, you'd have my vote for pres.

[gehtfuct]

That makes alot of fucking sense. Amen brother. If I was a man who was into hookers, you'd have my vote for pres.
The ho's are all about the money,that's all.
...wait,that sums up almost all women. Fuck! I don't know..
Just remember to wash yer peter afterwards.


*gehtfuct smells a female beat down coming from this shit*

[MaxPower]

You're all wrong.

Mary Palm and the five Finger sisters will never let you down.

[gehtfuct]

You're all wrong.

Mary Palm and the five Finger sisters will never let you down.
Hookers. You can't go wrong with hookers. They wont mislead you with games,and you know exactly what you're going to geht...the same thing the last guy had. On second thought,just beat-off,it's for the better.
You always were a pretty quick monkey,Max.
How many bottles of Merlot have you pounded?

[MaxPower]

You always were a pretty quick monkey,Max.
How many bottles of Merlot have you pounded?
Johnny red tonight...........Mr. Coors. :snicker, snicker:

[gehtfuct]

Johnny red tonight...........Mr. Coors. :snicker, snicker:
I'll pass on the scotch. You're more of the woman than I'll ever be. I geht heartburn just stinking about it. Besides,you remember what happened last time you got me all fuck faced don't you? I still have nightmares,and still till this day I'm not allowed within fivehundred yards of that zoo.

[LiberatioN]

i love how you guys go off topic and i still enjoy reading it. consider yourselves blessed.

[HavokChylde]

i love how you guys go off topic and i still enjoy reading it. consider yourselves blessed.


Consider yourself jealous.

Just joking. Anywhoooooo....

Two questions. Wtf were we talking about....?


And...

Did the zoo ever mentioned why they were mad at me? I was just there. I didn't do the thing with the two snakes and the tiger.



Hahaha, the zoo called that a threesome?

[skylinec]

Theres this slut that i used to routinely bang before i was dating alyssa, and so after we broke up i had been trying to get back with this chick. shes a total hoe, but pretty hot and certainly a good bang with no strings attached. Well anyway, I guess shes not feeling it any more. I have talked to her a bunch of times and there has been 3 times where i told her "Ok lets hang out later, call/text when you want to" and she would say "ok cool" and then she never fucking calls or texts me. its really starting to piss me offThen get over her. Forget about banging her.

[vicodincasserole]

']Then get over her. Forget about banging her.
i know :sad:

[fuck_you]

if it runs in the family try getting her mom.

[vicodincasserole]

if it runs in the family try getting her mom.
I would, but she is taken. Her mom is total hoe too though

[Zickddot]

go to her house in armor, shining metal 14th century armor "OH YEAAAHHHHH"-Randy "Macho Man" SSSSSAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAGGGGGEEEEE

[screwy]

I like the way Zickdddddddddddddddddddot makes absolutely no fucking sense, and that it's not in the mildest way amusing. But that in it's self is amusing to me, so... Shut up.

[MaxPower]

I'm with Fuck and Tez. I say bag her mom. :thumbsup:

[ChilianFuckFace]

I just hate how a hoe can change their minds so quickly. It is like at some point they develop a conscience and don't want to fuck anymore. She needs to be bitch slapped!

I also agree with fucking her mom. You mention she is also a hoe, she shouldn't have any problems fucking you while being with someone else.

[vicodincasserole]

I just hate how a hoe can change their minds so quickly. It is like at some point they develop a conscience and don't want to fuck anymore. She needs to be bitch slapped!

Usually im not the kind of guy that just uses a girl for sex, but this is different. This is the only "booty call" that i have ever had. Now i wish i had another one :frown:

[MaxPower]

Usually im not the kind of guy that just uses a girl for sex, but this is different. This is the only "booty call" that i have ever had. Now i wish i had another one :frown:

Mc Fly.... You in there? For like the 4th time............................. .............................
BANG HER MOM!!!