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BrIONwoshMunky
02-21-2005, 09:48 PM
I was at a bar on Saturday, and I noticed something. The bartender, while not exactly knock dead gorgeous, looked decent. Decent that is, until she got closer and I saw that her "eyebrows" were actually penciled in. It looked like she had got to close to the fire, singed her eyebrows, and then used a magic marker to replace them.
What's up with women plucking their eyebrows completely devoid of hair, and then penciling them back in?
10 stars
02-21-2005, 09:49 PM
LOL thats horrendous.
Im a guy my eyebrows are blonde, so they just look non existant.
yeah, that does bother me though, when girls try to get theyre eyebrows perfect by plucking them, then messing up and having to pencil them in.
ferengi
02-21-2005, 09:52 PM
Haha...
This reminds me of an older female friend I had about 5 years ago. Me and a couple of my friends payed her like $250 altogether (I only pitched in like $5 :thumbsup: ) to shave every last bit of her hair off her body. I have a picture here somewhere if I could just find it.
That was fuckin' hilarious. Best five bucks I ever spent. :cool:
10 stars
02-21-2005, 10:03 PM
Haha...
This reminds me of an older female friend I had about 5 years ago. Me and a couple of my friends payed her like $250 altogether (I only pitched in like $5 :thumbsup: ) to shave every last bit of her hair off her body. I have a picture here somewhere if I could just find it.
That was fuckin' hilarious. Best five bucks I ever spent. :cool:
NICE
MaxPower
02-21-2005, 10:34 PM
The worst is.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/slip-streamdotnet/monobrow.gif
BrIONwoshMunky
02-21-2005, 10:47 PM
I dunno, a Unibrow is pretty bad, but you don't have to expend any effort to acheive that, you just have to be genetically blessed.
A bald, penciled in pair of eyebrows, actually takes time.
Captain 151
02-21-2005, 11:18 PM
thats nothin! Ever see Charlie Villanueva of the UConn Huskies? Completely hairless. Its so funny... and slightly disturbing.
TwisT
02-22-2005, 12:37 AM
I dunno, a Unibrow is pretty bad, but you don't have to expend any effort to acheive that, you just have to be genetically blessed.
A bald, penciled in pair of eyebrows, actually takes time.
Hey FUCK YOU! You got somethin against a unibrow???
My G/F plucks mine periodically! and it fuckin hurts!
MaxPower
02-22-2005, 06:22 AM
Hey FUCK YOU! You got somethin against a unibrow???
My G/F plucks mine periodically! and it fuckin hurts!
You're never alone when you got Monobrow. :thumbsup:
Broken
02-22-2005, 06:26 AM
I was at a bar on Saturday, and I noticed something. The bartender, while not exactly knock dead gorgeous, looked decent. Decent that is, until she got closer and I saw that her "eyebrows" were actually penciled in. It looked like she had got to close to the fire, singed her eyebrows, and then used a magic marker to replace them.
What's up with women plucking their eyebrows completely devoid of hair, and then penciling them back in?
Perhaps, the night before she had tripped out while watching Pink floyd's the wall. Next time ask to see her nipples if she has shaven them off as well. You will have your answer.
Fuck what do I know I am waiting on the worms.
Descent
02-22-2005, 10:11 AM
I never have to worry about that...My eyebrows are worthless, and you can barely see them!
-Italian
-German
-German Jew
-Irish
-Polish
-British
All that mix = Dirty blonde hair w/ blonde eyebrows.
Back to the woman thing...What the Christ?!
I can't believe someone would do that. Was she Asian? Please say no...
MaxPower
02-22-2005, 04:00 PM
-Italian
-German
-German Jew
-Irish
-Polish
-British
Wow! your family can have their own WWII.
"Mom uncle Wolfgang is trying to gas aunt sophie again!"
"Tell him to quit it, or I'll invade his Rine with the weed whacker! "
Descent
02-22-2005, 05:45 PM
JAJAJAJAJAJA!
Shiesse Coft.
Good shit, Max. I never thought of it that way :).
Of course, the full blooded relatives are all dead, besides the wops.
vicodincasserole
02-22-2005, 08:04 PM
I like real eyebrows better
BrIONwoshMunky
02-22-2005, 09:17 PM
I like real eyebrows better
What the hell?
Who liked the Penciled ones?
Dragonfly
03-08-2005, 08:42 AM
I think girls take their eyebrows rather seriously. I came across a girl that must have plucked for the first time and one was thinner than the other. I commmented on it rather nicely and WHACK. i was like WTF? just asking geez. I must admit i really dont like pencil eyebrows though.
bnccoder
03-08-2005, 10:10 PM
I glue on catapillars. I just wish they would stop moving around, people keep asking why I keep giving them looks.