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bigck3000
02-27-2005, 12:59 AM
This was my first "bar" night.....3 jager bombs...1 red headed slut...2 tequila shots and a L.I.T....with a 32 oz of O.E before we went out. I'm dreading the morning..bur right now i'm completely fucked up.....I almost hooked up with a frakenstein at benigans....(my buddy was trying to get all three of them for the three of us....didnt work) right now everything is hillarious and I cant believe that I can even type....I'm getting real sleeopy and think i'm going to turn in...i'll let you know what the morniing is like...post the most you've drunk in one night...I hope I dont throw up....night
Captain 151
02-27-2005, 07:40 AM
1 red headed slut
Great, great shot. Truly a genious came up with this shot. it tastes great, has jager in it, and gets ya drunk! not many other mixed shots can compare.
As for my worst night of drinking ever... it was back in 11th grade when I took 7 doubleshots of grey goose vodka in 30 minutes. Puked like hell... almost died... hit on many girls... fell all the time. great night.
bigck3000
02-27-2005, 01:49 PM
Ok...I spent most of the morning vomiting....that sort of cleared my head a little bit but now I just feel lethargic and have a horrible headache....I am never going to drink again...Mary Jane was never this cruel to me.
I forgot to add the tequila sunshine that I pounded as opposed to sipped.
Tequila sucks :sad:
Lawdawg428
02-27-2005, 10:55 PM
WTF is a frankinstine
bigck3000
02-27-2005, 10:58 PM
sorry I meant frankenstein.....the n sort of makes the difference.
DanGeo23
02-28-2005, 09:51 AM
I got this buddy .. (big fuckin guy) he went drink for drink with me till the end of the night... I was drinking short rum and cokes... he was drinking pitchers of beer... he stopped at 12... I drank 18.. we had to carry his fat ass out of the bar.. I couldn't believe they didn't cut him off....
vicodincasserole
02-28-2005, 10:06 AM
I think its funny how everybody catalogs what they drink so that they can recite it back to people. Chappelle made a funny joke about it.
bigck3000
02-28-2005, 10:15 AM
I think its funny how everybody catalogs what they drink so that they can recite it back to people. Chappelle made a funny joke about it.
Like "Ha-ha" funny....or "thoughtful nod" funny?
vicodincasserole
02-28-2005, 10:37 AM
Like "Ha-ha" funny....or "thoughtful nod" funny?
funny as in lame
junglizm
02-28-2005, 10:41 AM
32 oz of O.E
Why? That stuff is disgusting. :hurl:
bigck3000
02-28-2005, 10:45 AM
This was the third night i've ever consumed any kind of alcohol....it tasted like beer to me...I cannot distinguish between good and bad beer.....or malt liquor or what ever. Doesnt matter now.....I'm sticking with good ol' M.J.
Keep it green...Keep it clean. :thumbsup:
LiberatioN
02-28-2005, 11:39 PM
I think its funny how everybody catalogs what they drink so that they can recite it back to people. Chappelle made a funny joke about it.
agreed. if it enriches the story, alright. otherwise, it's just a detail. drinking isnt a competition unless theres money on it...otherwise, ijdgaf. <-- if you have some time, ponder on that acronym.
Taylor_Blade
02-28-2005, 11:40 PM
ijdgaf. <-- if you have some time, ponder on that acronym.
I
Just
Don't
Give
A
Fuck!
Is that what you mean?
bnccoder
03-01-2005, 01:28 AM
Me and 2 friends were drinking with an old family friend. I'm sure some of you know him, Jose, when looking for the 2nd half gallon we reaized that we just drank it and we we're out of beer. In this situation there can be only one anwser more alcohol. We jumped in the car and went to the closest bar. I have yet to figure out why people go to a bar with a cooler full of ice cold beer in the back of their truck but they do. So we grabbed the beer and made it back to the house w/o getting pulled over. They should give drinking licenses they would have less wrecks. You have to be able to pass the test drunk to get it. Its the newbies w/o the practice that cause accidents....accidents causeing accidents never thought of it that way.