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JediMasterYoda
03-02-2005, 02:16 PM
How do i get a fucking girlfriend in highschool, i cant seem to get one.

Fire_ze_Missles
03-02-2005, 02:36 PM
How do i get a fucking girlfriend in highschool, i cant seem to get one.


You don't want one. They cost too much money. :thumbsup:

junglizm
03-02-2005, 03:09 PM
Rock out with your cock out?

vicodincasserole
03-02-2005, 03:19 PM
Rock out with your cock out?
or just ask... you dont have anything to lose man. Now that i look back on high school i wish i had asked more girls out

swizeguy
03-02-2005, 04:13 PM
You don't want one. They cost too much money. :thumbsup:

not if you got a good one. Mines taking me to a concert! :thumbsup:

BrIONwoshMunky
03-02-2005, 04:19 PM
not if you got a good one. Mines taking me to a concert! :thumbsup:

You'll just end up being a pussy whipped bitch.

junglizm
03-02-2005, 04:20 PM
not if you got a good one. Mines taking me to a concert! :thumbsup:
Good girlfriends are still expensive in the long run. Mine does a lot of things for me, but she still costs a lot. :frown:

swizeguy
03-02-2005, 04:24 PM
Good girlfriends are still expensive in the long run. Mine does a lot of things for me, but she still costs a lot. :frown:
yeah thats how it goes... actually she wont let me pay her back for the tickets lol w/e tho its all good

rcarhar
03-02-2005, 04:28 PM
Lucky. I bought tix to a show right before dumping a girlfriend, then the show was coming in the next week, I was like FUCK, and asked like 79 people to go. It was all good, and my friend ended up catching a free ride with me. :/

Fire_ze_Missles
03-02-2005, 04:29 PM
yeah thats how it goes... actually she wont let me pay her back for the tickets lol w/e tho its all good


Oh she will find a way to get repayment soon enough. For example, you are trolling the mall with your girl and she sees something she wants (clothes, cookware, etc); it will be up to you to buy it for her, because she bought you those concert tickets. :thumbsup:

MaxPower
03-02-2005, 04:59 PM
How do i get a fucking girlfriend in highschool, i cant seem to get one.
Don't ask me. I've been hanging around the high schools for some time now and no luck. :sad:

Captain 151
03-02-2005, 07:13 PM
Rock out with your cock out?

Or hang out with your wang out.

Seriously man, high school is the easiest time to get girls. They are new, fresh, and curious. Dont be a weenie, everyone can get a gf in highschool if they try.

Icarus
03-02-2005, 07:21 PM
It's probably because you're "trying to get a girlfriend". Be yourself, don't try too hard to act nonchalant and pretend to be a badass like I'm sure you do.

I.E., don't be a weenie/nerd/dork/goober.

Easty
03-02-2005, 07:28 PM
You don't want one. They cost too much money. :thumbsup:

Totally agree. 3 months=$400!

Keep it in your pants (the cash I mean) and you'll be fine :thumbsup:

TwisT
03-03-2005, 12:03 AM
How do i get a fucking girlfriend in highschool, i cant seem to get one.
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Use these regularly! Then will work on the rest!

bnccoder
03-03-2005, 12:45 AM
Find a nympho they don't want cash just sex.

YUCK FOU!!!
03-03-2005, 05:35 AM
amen

DIZNUTS
03-03-2005, 12:17 PM
umm at 1 point i had 3 girlfriends.......a nissan sentra, a nissan 240sx with a rb25det motor swaped in :) and this chick that was with me all the time and the 1 i apperently fell in love with......sure gf cost $$ but its a whole lot fun and u dont get blisters on ur hands lol.....um now in hs just b urself and if u cant get any girl just go 4 the slutty 1 2 build up ur confidence

Fire_ze_Missles
03-03-2005, 12:39 PM
umm at 1 point i had 3 girlfriends.......a nissan sentra, a nissan 240sx with a rb25det motor swaped in :) and this chick that was with me all the time and the 1 i apperently fell in love with......sure gf cost $$ but its a whole lot fun and u dont get blisters on ur hands lol.....um now in hs just b urself and if u cant get any girl just go 4 the slutty 1 2 build up ur confidence


What the hell did you just say? Let me interepret this AOL.


I had three make-believe girlfriends.~insert unnecessarily long ellipse~ A shitty car, a shittier car with a shitty engine swapped in (ooh! I am a ricer), and some fat chick.~insert unnecessarily long ellipse~ She cost some money, but porking her was fun (especially when she squealed!), though working on my shitty car got more blisters on my hands, than she did :laugh out loud: ~insert unnecessarily long ellipse~ In Highschool, you want to try and be yourself, and if you still are having trouble, pork my fatty, I won't mind.


S.C.U.M.++;

TheLampIncident
03-03-2005, 05:35 PM
Seriously man, high school is the easiest time to get girls. They are new, fresh, and curious. Dont be a weenie, everyone can get a gf in highschool if they try.

Oh, so THAT'S my problem, you actually have to try...

High school relationships are bullshit anyway. There are no couples that get together based on love, but merely to raise their social status or just to get a good fuck. I'm staying out of the whole thing. I'd say you have nothing to worry about.

teh anarchist
03-03-2005, 06:06 PM
alright man .. I know the feeling, and there's nothing you can do aside from be yourself and get out there.

Example: get a group of friends to go to olive garden or the like and tell them to invite anyone they want and for them to invite anyone they want ... everybody gets their own ride and (if it works like it did for me) you can fill the place (we had a party of 47 sophmores .. but that's a different story) Everyone there will at least get to know your name and face because you're the one who got the whole thing together and at the very least you'll have some girls that know your name.

Then it's a matter of further involving yourself with these girls.. being yourself around them, and then getting to know them well enough to ask them out.

Or you can just find some slut.. whichever you prefer