Fuck EM!

[_Kitana_]

Well you know what. Fuck my friends at this moment in my life. Ok for the last month, month mind you...i have been planning my b-day... been really looking foward to it. Get this...

Get a call... Lori, her grandmother just died... yes I am sorry (understandable she was close to her)

Ok my bro calls...he not coming cause his girlfriend can't make it...was like whatever

My other friends car is broken...(how convent)

my bestfriend has a BBQ...ok someone I have been bestfriends with since I was 3... the only person who i trust other then my husband... is not going to see me or party with me on my 21st... low blow there

Alright... so the last two people I call them and they are like... well we not going to hang out if its just 3 of us, plus your married so we know we won't get sex out of the deal... WHAT.... FUCK YOU!

First off... I am always 110% there for these fuckers... Just goes to show how true fucking friends are....

at least mine anyways....

FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw the 15th...

I am just going to sleep till its the 16th

[twofivekidd9]

Well you know what. Fuck my friends at this moment in my life. Ok for the last month, month mind you...i have been planning my b-day... been really looking foward to it. Get this...

Get a call... Lori, her grandmother just died... yes I am sorry (understandable she was close to her)

Ok my bro calls...he not coming cause his girlfriend can't make it...was like whatever

My other friends car is broken...(how convent)

my bestfriend has a BBQ...ok someone I have been bestfriends with since I was 3... the only person who i trust other then my husband... is not going to see me or party with me on my 21st... low blow there

Alright... so the last two people I call them and they are like... well we not going to hang out if its just 3 of us, plus your married so we know we won't get sex out of the deal... WHAT.... FUCK YOU!

First off... I am always 110% there for these fuckers... Just goes to show how true fucking friends are....

at least mine anyways....

FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw the 15th...

I am just going to sleep till its the 16th
Happy Birthday. ;)

[Broken]

Happy B-day~ Ok that's as nice as I get.

[_Kitana_]

thanx guys...more then any of my friends said to me,

but at this point i wish tomorrow was not my b-day

:kickcan:

[Unforgiven]

happy birthday, kit.

if you don't want to celebrate your birthday, just do what i do... sleep the whole fucking day away. or buy yourself some alcohol and get drunk, then sleep the whole fucking day away. whatever works.

[Jason]

Happy birthday. :(

Yep I agree just breeze through the day.. Maybe watch tv/movies at home, get a pizza, and sleep your damn ass off.. I've done that on a few of my miserable birthdays, so I know what you're saying... You'll probably get an auto bday greeting from us too, just pretend it's some more viagra spam and you'll do just fine...

Don't go too nuts with the alcohol though, I don't know you well enough to figure out how dangerous that is in this situation heh.

[Solanaceae]

You seem like a reasonable person, I think that is your problem.
BTW::birthday:

[Deez Nutz]

I'd be pissed as hell if my friends did that... Happy birthday.

[Chris]

Get new friends "we know we won't get sex...", fuck 'em. Happy b-day

[Noah]

Jeez, why don't my friends hit me up for sex!?!?!?!?!?

(Happy Birthday, don't let them fuckers screw you up.)

[rhythmic5]

And you considered those condescending dipshits to be your friends.

Go kick their ass and call it a night.

[Solanaceae]

Jeez, why don't my friends hit me up for sex!?!?!?!?!?

(Happy Birthday, don't let them fuckers screw you up.)
My guess would be because you are unattractive. And an internet junkie like me.

[The_DEA]

My guess would be because you are unattractive. And an internet junkie like me.
look a match made in the cyber world, now go fuck like bunnies

[otepsoul]

look a match made in the cyber world, now go fuck like bunnies
what will there kids look like. :confused:

[_Kitana_]

My guess would be because you are unattractive. And an internet junkie like me.

I have a pic up of myself Solanaceae... go judge for yourself.

[methos]

yeh, im with everyone else on this! "we know we wont get sex...." get some new friends! screw those fuckers! P.S. Happy B-Day! hope you get some nice presents!

[OuttaControlX]

hell yeh thats what i say