View Full Version : Worst night of my life...*NOT for the faint of heart!*
Descent
03-09-2005, 01:50 AM
I went to bed at 5:00 PM last night. I was so tired, I slept for three hours, and it amounted to four.
At 8:30 PM, I awake. Something isn't right. My arms feel crusty. So does my balls/cock/ass/thighs.
Oh, shit. I smelled shit!
Yep. Sleep Sharts. I think I totaled one pair of sheets, a matress pad, and six pairs of tighty whities I used to mop up the wet shit. I didn't wear them for five years, thank God.
Moral: Never, ever, hold back on sleep.
Captain 151
03-09-2005, 02:09 AM
Wow. Wowwww. I am at a loss for words. I'm pretty sure, as far back as memory can recall, ive never shit the bed. And I DEFINATALY never shit the bed beyond 7 years old. You are truly a remarkable man.
Descent
03-09-2005, 02:17 AM
Dude, I was sleeping so deep In didn't even feel myself shit...Scary stuff.
EDIT: I don't know why but when I look at my new Avatar and read this I crack up.
bnccoder
03-09-2005, 02:47 AM
lmfao That is disgusting!! Can we start calling you shit-faced now?
YUCK FOU!!!
03-09-2005, 03:15 AM
so its gone from fuckface to shitface? how many names can this poor kid have
P.S thats the most discusting thing ive ever read...is ur ass retarded or something?
Descent
03-09-2005, 10:17 AM
is ur ass retarded or something?
No, "ur" ass is retarded for not reading my post.
Zero hours of sleep in two days.
By the way, this happened Monday, my bad.
Dragonfly
03-09-2005, 10:29 AM
Wow i never knew you could shit the bed from lack of sleep. Never happened to me before and i'm an insomniac. Still freaky to know *goes to bed*
DIZNUTS
03-09-2005, 12:51 PM
word of advise......poop b4 goin to bed.....in the toilet....and dont do the upper decker....
Smoke
03-09-2005, 01:57 PM
I know of a great place that can cure your 'bed-shitting' problem, or you can bed-shit whenever you want, its called a retirement home. :thumbsup:
DIZNUTS
03-09-2005, 02:00 PM
but they clean up after you.....where is the fun in that?
Sektor
03-09-2005, 03:56 PM
That is truly disgusting. :) Wow. How did you manage that? I've gone hours upon hours without sleep and that's never happened to me.
Awaken
03-09-2005, 05:23 PM
but they clean up after you.....where is the fun in that?
Dude, that is the fun... lol. Like being a hamster. Shit when you want, eat when you want, sleep when you want. Hmm...doesn't sound all that exciting though...
I've had my own little shitting problem, but that was when I was around 9 and was being told to look up a phone number when I had to shit so bad I felt that I was going to explode. But no, my mom just had to have that phone number. I hung up the phone and ran to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and got shit on the floor and in/on the toilet.
Enough about me, HAHA! YOU SHIT THE BED!!! lol, just kidding. that sucks.
johnny kuntz
03-12-2005, 03:08 PM
By the way, this happened Monday, my bad.
Nevermind dude, its stil a shit story :thumbsup:
Descent
03-12-2005, 03:20 PM
Nevermind dude, its stil a shit story
Awww. You're funny!
bnccoder
03-12-2005, 03:24 PM
At least he's not shitty.
Descent
03-12-2005, 03:35 PM
At least he's not shitty.
*Smiles*
o0oo00ooliii
03-24-2005, 03:05 PM
Sleep sharts?
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
o0oo00ooliii :rip:
Sick ass.
CopyLifted
03-24-2005, 06:12 PM
I went to bed at 5:00 PM last night. I was so tired, I slept for three hours, and it amounted to four.
At 8:30 PM, I awake. Something isn't right. My arms feel crusty. So does my balls/cock/ass/thighs.
Oh, shit. I smelled shit!
Yep. Sleep Sharts. I think I totaled one pair of sheets, a matress pad, and six pairs of tighty whities I used to mop up the wet shit. I didn't wear them for five years, thank God.
Moral: Never, ever, hold back on sleep.
I'm sorry, but there is something seriously wrong with you.
And why in the fuck would you ever tell anybody about this?
Actually, please don't answer that.
pumpkinqueenn13
03-24-2005, 09:30 PM
hahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!