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mmm...cheese
03-15-2005, 02:17 PM
Friend fell off his bed in the middle of a wet dream and smashed his balls and boner!
DIZNUTS
03-16-2005, 12:12 PM
Friend fell off his bed in the middle of a wet dream and smashed his balls and boner!
ouch! but umm how do u know this?
mmm...cheese
03-20-2005, 06:28 PM
It's pretty obvious when a person broke his genitals man. . . Their voices get really high!
teh anarchist
03-20-2005, 07:07 PM
were you in the room at the time? did your ass hole have a strange painful feel to it?
MaxPower
03-20-2005, 08:30 PM
Friend fell off his bed in the middle of a wet dream and smashed his balls and boner!
ouch! but umm how do u know this?
Bunk Beds
YUCK FOU!!!
03-22-2005, 04:54 AM
LMAO i dont know why but its funny
SouthWolf
03-22-2005, 08:08 AM
I just gotto say Ouch first, then bwaaa haaaa haaaaa!
Nunzio
03-22-2005, 03:25 PM
i dont even wanna know..... :rolleyes:
TwisT
03-22-2005, 11:54 PM
Friend fell off his bed in the middle of a wet dream and smashed his balls and boner!
Was the friend you!
YUCK FOU!!!
03-23-2005, 04:50 AM
why do you care?
mmm...cheese
03-27-2005, 12:27 PM
Was the friend you!
HELL NO!
Zickddot
03-27-2005, 07:25 PM
wow you're getting really defensive, why is that? are u protecting yourself from the truth? did u break your testicles? can u no longer make babies? is brad pitt really cheating on jen with angolina?
Infidel
03-27-2005, 07:47 PM
One time I was out trail riding on horseback and this fucking squirrel came out of nowhere and spooked the hell out of the horse when it ran through its legs. The horse started bucking and my nuts got smashed against the saddle horn. Then I got thrown from the horse and I landed on my face and shoulder.
Falling from a bed is nothing, he will live. Shit, my nuts still work.
Zickddot
03-27-2005, 08:10 PM
:yay: i aplaude you. im giving you the "balls of steal" award for having lived through the biggest balls accident
el crotcho
03-28-2005, 09:40 AM
OUCH, just ouch. that just makes me cringe
Chris
03-28-2005, 12:19 PM
shit..that must really have hurt...shit
how did he manage to fall out of the bed?
Zickddot
03-29-2005, 06:13 PM
lots of things happen like that...its karma
was he by chance kicking small animals earlier that day?
star99ers
03-31-2005, 08:45 PM
Snap! Ouch. Well at least it's not all over the bed.
Lost Alibis
05-17-2005, 01:56 PM
hahaha thats pretty funny
Unforgiven
05-17-2005, 01:59 PM
Nobody yet asked how he knew it was during a wet dream.
mmm... cheese... is there something you're not telling us?
xaphirbryan
05-25-2005, 07:01 PM
This story makes me want to wear a cup everytime I go to bed.
Jessica43999
05-25-2005, 07:22 PM
I'm not a guy, so I woildnt know that kind of pain, but... from my experienced with seeing guys hurt their nuts, all I have to say is "that can't be good!". Poor bugger.
pyrodude
05-27-2005, 09:09 AM
That has got to be very painful. but as i'm not experiencing that pain i cannot stop myself from laughing. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!