View Full Version : You know what you did...
BrIONwoshMunky
03-16-2005, 08:36 PM
My question is this. If your girlfriend/wife/mother/mother-in-law, accuses you of doing something wrong, and is upset over it, and you say that you truly don't know what you did; and then you get yelled at for lying, by getting told that you do indeed know what you did, even though you are completely clueless as always. Why is it that the accuser never tells you what your transgression happens to be?
Is it a nonexistent fault or action?
Do they not want you to "better" yourself, by letting you make the same mistake twice?
Or, are women inheriently retarded, and as such, start arbitrary arguments, just so they get an "I'm sorry" Big Mac?
UberSkippy
03-16-2005, 09:37 PM
No, generally the whole "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you" bit seems to come from the fact that she's pissed off and doesn't really want to explain it.
In my experience that's mostly because she's pissed off but doesn't really have a good reason.
I mean if you leave the seat up and she gets her ass wet she's going to say "YOU STUPID FUCK! You didn't put the toilet seat down and when I went to sit I fell in. PUT THE FUCKING SEAT DOWN." (Yeah, that was a real argument in my house.)
From what I've experienced, when you piss a woman off, if she's got a good reason she'll use that to lay into you as well. If she doesn't have a good reason she hides it.
Then again there are the rare times when she's pissed and has a good reason but even mentioning it will piss her off even more. But that's a whole different kind of pissed.
Captain 151
03-16-2005, 11:27 PM
Amen. My girlfriend and I were in the middle of a harmless conversation when she brought up a time a year ago when she "ignored" me for about a month because of "something i did".
So, naturally, my first question was, "what did i do?"
She says, "if I have to tell you, it must not have been that important."
Dammit... I HATE when they do this!
VenomHowell
03-17-2005, 10:05 AM
No, generally the whole "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you" bit seems to come from the fact that she's pissed off and doesn't really want to explain it.
In my experience that's mostly because she's pissed off but doesn't really have a good reason.
I mean if you leave the seat up and she gets her ass wet she's going to say "YOU STUPID FUCK! You didn't put the toilet seat down and when I went to sit I fell in. PUT THE FUCKING SEAT DOWN." (Yeah, that was a real argument in my house.)
From what I've experienced, when you piss a woman off, if she's got a good reason she'll use that to lay into you as well. If she doesn't have a good reason she hides it.
Then again there are the rare times when she's pissed and has a good reason but even mentioning it will piss her off even more. But that's a whole different kind of pissed.
Bah! I hate the whole toilet seat bullshit! If they get pissed off at us for keeping the toilet seat up, doesn't that give us the residual right to be pissed off if they keep the toilet seat DOWN? *grumbles* Fine, I'll never put the toilet seat up, and if you get apple juice from my pee pee on your hiney, then so be it. I'm sure that's a lot better then clean toilet water splashing. Bitch.
Captain 151
03-17-2005, 10:08 AM
Bah! I hate the whole toilet seat bullshit! If they get pissed off at us for keeping the toilet seat up, doesn't that give us the residual right to be pissed off if they keep the toilet seat DOWN? *grumbles* Fine, I'll never put the toilet seat up, and if you get apple juice from my pee pee on your hiney, then so be it. I'm sure that's a lot better then clean toilet water splashing. Bitch.
Woof. A little misplaced anger I sense in you?
VenomHowell
03-17-2005, 10:09 AM
Woof. A little misplaced anger I sense in you?
No, just exagerated, biting sarcasm out of boredom! :D
Captain 151
03-17-2005, 10:14 AM
No, just exagerated, biting sarcasm out of boredom! :D
Ah.. one my favorite kinds of sarcasm. :thumbsup:
MaxPower
03-17-2005, 04:27 PM
Bah! I hate the whole toilet seat bullshit! If they get pissed off at us for keeping the toilet seat up, doesn't that give us the residual right to be pissed off if they keep the toilet seat DOWN? *grumbles* Fine, I'll never put the toilet seat up, and if you get apple juice from my pee pee on your hiney, then so be it. I'm sure that's a lot better then clean toilet water splashing. Bitch.
Woof. A little misplaced anger I sense in you?
But he is right. Can't deny that. As a matter of fact the next time a girl bitches about leaving the seat up, I'm gonna knock her to the ground, and piss on her ass! "There! That's obviously what you want!"
Cmon! Who's with me?!
Perhaps that's a bit overboard.
Dragonfly
03-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Amen to that, max.
YUCK FOU!!!
03-18-2005, 02:37 AM
a week ago me and my gf broke up, for the first 3 days were good friends, then she goes to all out hating me......dubya fuckin tee efff
DIZNUTS
03-19-2005, 05:43 PM
a week ago me and my gf broke up, for the first 3 days were good friends, then she goes to all out hating me......dubya fuckin tee efff
who dumped who? if she dumped you fuck her sister/mom/bestfriend