The Un-answerable Question

[Hellbreather]

Hey Guys,
Throughout my life I have had soem hard questions to answer
where x2 +ab3c? whats 2+2? etc.
The one I couldn't answer is
"Does my bum look big in this?"
I mean how the fuck do we answer this
If we say yes we get shouted at
If we say no we get told off for lying
If we dont answer they think we say yes
WE CANT WIN
What are you stratgies to combat this question it's sooooo annoying when they ask

[</rant>]

I pretend I didn't hear her. Then if asked again reply after 30 seconds with, "Huh?". Then if asked again I pretend I didn't hear her.

Rinse and repeat, eventually they stop asking.

</rant>

[BrIONwoshMunky]

My reply was "I don't know, I'm color-blind."

[Hellbreather]

I think if it came to it I would follow</rant>'s advice but if I felt like annoying her I would probably go with your color-blind idea.
Knowing my girlfriend if I said I was color-blind she would probably say "Well just try your hardest" and take me seriously :lol:

[MaxPower]

Hey Guys,
Throughout my life I have had soem hard questions to answer
where x2 +ab3c? whats 2+2? etc.
The one I couldn't answer is
"Does my bum look big in this?"
I mean how the fuck do we answer this
If we say yes we get shouted at
If we say no we get told off for lying
If we dont answer they think we say yes
WE CANT WIN
What are you stratgies to combat this question it's sooooo annoying when they ask
Don't answer the question directly. Just respond with hearty, "Your ass looks great!"
Or even better "I don't know about big, but I do know I wanna bite your hinny" Then procceed to wrestle her to the ground, and follow through.

[Captain 151]

Stuff a Twix in your mouth. Don't you watch TV?

[HavokChylde]

Don't answer the question directly. Just respond with hearty, "Your ass looks great!"
Or even better "I don't know about big, but I do know I wanna bite your hinny" Then procceed to wrestle her to the ground, and follow through.


Words from a wise man.


Also, if they ask you "Do I look fat?" (in just a general question, not having anything to do with attire) then you do this :

Grab them, turn them to the side, and say "hey babe, where'd ya go!"

Then proceed to make love.

[vicodincasserole]

Just say "It looks good". Not very difficult.

[DIZNUTS]

Stuff a Twix in your mouth. Don't you watch TV?
i wonder if that will work?

i usually get a chick that has a big ass like them latina or black chicks...a fat ass is a compliment 2 em....but if a white chick asks me that i say yea hunny its as big as Vida's(you guys better kno who she is!) and you know how much i like Vida's ass.....and did i tell you i think you're so much hotter than Vida? make sure you go through with this last part and have good sex.......

[LiberatioN]

Don't answer the question directly. Just respond with hearty, "Your ass looks great!"
Or even better "I don't know about big, but I do know I wanna bite your hinny" Then procceed to wrestle her to the ground, and follow through.

:thumbsup: I'd give the same advice. Basically the only way out of this is not being direct. Many women appreciate when you aren't really blatent in your answer to their questions; the "hard-to-get" factor is sometimes a appropriate strategy to use.

[Hellbreather]

I agree with that as well I might have to try that soon as we are going clothes shopping next weekend :ut-oh:

[Easty]

"Does my bum look big in this?"
I mean how the fuck do we answer this
If we say yes we get shouted at
If we say no we get told off for lying
If we dont answer they think we say yes
WE CANT WIN
What are you stratgies to combat this question it's sooooo annoying when they ask

say "yes, it does" but in an EXTREMELY sarcastic way, so she knows you are joking. if you get slapped, im sorry. it worked for me :thumbsup:

[Reqium]

From experience stay away from the no comment zone. Totally avoid the question, easiest way to do it. Btw why is it women want you to tell them the truth but when you do they get pissed off at you because you did. Like wtf? But if you lie to them they still get pissed because your breaking the "trust". I don't understand women im confused :confused:

But i've also found you treat them good they walk all over you, you treat them like dirt they stick to you like mud.

[swizeguy]

hah see my girls got a tiny butt quite nice but its tinnnnny and she knows it so she doesnt say it looks fat. I win ! wooo

[Dave666]

Just say she looks sexy before she asks the question

[JLXC]

I agree with most of the above Sage advice. You cannot possibly answer the question right. Misdirection with the ole "It looks good enough to eat" or some such is your only hope. There are many questions with the womens you can't answer directly without fighting. Good luck.

[el crotcho]

you could score some brownie points and say "it dosent matter, its still sexy" or you could be a jackass and shovel some food in your mouth, or pull the classic ignoring of comments like that

[el crotcho]

hah see my girls got a tiny butt quite nice but its tinnnnny and she knows it so she doesnt say it looks fat. I win ! wooo
dude your an asshole, he was just asking for advice

[Easty]

double posting flamer wanna-be! :)

[Skitch0o0]

What are you stratgies to combat this question it's sooooo annoying when they askI just neg rep the bastards!

[Adrenalin_junky]

its justa question to trip on, it gives them the opertunity bitch.

[ZeRedBug22]

go up to her grab it and say na girl it's just fine

[toti]

fuck it just say yeah go to the gym fatty :thumbsup: itl work a treat

[toti]

hah see my girls got a tiny butt quite nice but its tinnnnny and she knows it so she doesnt say it looks fat. I win ! wooo

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggg ggggggg hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddd stop talking about your mums ass

[Icarus]

My girl's got an ass like a mac truck. Like girls in hip hop videos. Big, firm, round, smooth. It's like disneyland. It's amazing. So I say "Hell yeah it does!" when she asks me.

People stop her on the street and tell her how amazing her butt is. It makes me mad when I'm with her :mad: I guess I should take it as a compliment though :)

[Den]

That's complete bullshit. I wouldn't even be together with a girl if she wouldn't believe me on something I plainly wasn't lying about. God, if I was comfortable with the girl, and I did think her ass looked big in the clothes, I'd tell her the truth, what the fuck is she going to do about it? Break up with me? Fuck that, I told her the truth and she should be even happy I gave her a God damned answer.

EDIT: By the way, you can say "It looks great!".

[Death-to-MJ]

just meet a girl that wont ask that

[Darklight]

I usually go with the indirect approach... "hon, your sexy no matter what.. that dress(pants, skirt, top, whatever) wears you...."

[Brain Spout]

Stuff a Twix in your mouth. Don't you watch TV?

i like the geico commercial

wife: do i look fat in this?
husband (not paying attention): you betcha

Announcer: in the amount of time it takes to pull out the sleeper sofa you can save a ton of money on your car insurance by switching to geico

[keebs]

the best way to answer it is by saying "i like your ass" then grab it, you might get smacked for grabbing her ass, but at least you got something out of it

[Slacker]

All you have to say is "I don't know, but i still would like to tap that ass!" It works every time.

Oh it is also a perfect time to grab her ass. :thumbsup:

[Clay]

Reply "The pants are fine, you just have a huge ass!" - A Levi commercial I believe

[Nickds7]

Say she looks beautiful in whatever she is wearing, it works.

[Mr.Happy]

just start singing "I Like Big Butts" by Sir-MixAlot. You will be suprised by her response

Trust me on this one dude it worked for me :thumbsup: