View Full Version : Busted a Nut (Literally)
RogueSmiley
03-22-2005, 10:27 PM
Well almost....
When I was 11 I damn near pancaked my right nut when trying to lay down on the floor. It was almost a week before my parents took me to a urologist. Two doctors were convinced that it was twisted and that it would have to be removed :eek: luckily my parents didn't just take their word for it and they opted for a sonogram to take a look inside my sac. Fortunately it was just inflamed and I went home with a new bottle of pills and in a couple weeks i was as good as new.
Captain 151
03-22-2005, 11:19 PM
wow, i dont know who you are, but the title of this thread scared the fuck out of me. I wouldnt wish this upon my worst enemy. Terribly, just terrible.
I once was bored in a church (how i got there... long story) but i started jumping from pew to pew, and i slipped and smashed a testicle and collapsed on the floor. I was about 11 or 12 as well. Hurt so bad... I couldnt move for about 20 minutes. Almost vomited.
Today my left testicle hangs a little lower than my right. Unrelated? Maybe. too much information? Definately.
Sektor
03-22-2005, 11:28 PM
Ow... this is gonna give me nightmares.
Icarus
03-22-2005, 11:38 PM
I got hit in the nads with a hockey stick.
And I wasn't playing hockey.
The world is a cruel place.
RogueSmiley
03-22-2005, 11:56 PM
Today my left testicle hangs a little lower than my right. Unrelated? Maybe. too much information? Definately.
I could've sworn that the left nut hanging lower was normal beacause of it being the first to drop. If not, then I may have somewhat of a problem. :confuse:
gummi_
03-23-2005, 03:11 AM
Your balls dont hang at the same height so they dont knock into each other. :)
If im wrong someone correct me, but im pretty sure its normal and thats why..
YUCK FOU!!!
03-23-2005, 04:47 AM
well they dont hang at the same hieght, but yah not to sure about the nockin part
DIZNUTS
03-23-2005, 11:27 AM
Your balls dont hang at the same height so they dont knock into each other. :)
If im wrong someone correct me, but im pretty sure its normal and thats why..
its true they hang lower so you dont crush em when u walkin n shit....and the rubbing would b uncomfortable unless the rubbing is done by a girl and some lube
PatticusRex
03-23-2005, 04:04 PM
Reading the title of this thread made my nuts hurt....Don't do that!
skylinec
03-23-2005, 06:51 PM
I got hit with a baseball straight to the nuts once. I fell to the ground and Couldn't breath. My friend aimed for my balls that time. Ball injures suck.
Descent
03-23-2005, 07:15 PM
Anyone here ever have epidimitis?
It's a sperm line infection. The scary thing is, no sex is needed to get one.
They still don't know what causes them. They hurt like a fucking bitch, and the worst part is the Gonorrhea test.
They stick a mini Q-Tip into your snake eye, beyond the piss muscle.
Hurts like fucking hell, and it's gross as shit too.
You can do a search on WTF, I had it.
Icarus
03-23-2005, 10:25 PM
Your balls dont hang at the same height so they dont knock into each other. :)
If im wrong someone correct me, but im pretty sure its normal and thats why..
Yeah, that's correct.
:thumbsup:
Zickddot
03-23-2005, 11:38 PM
wow, i dont know who you are, but the title of this thread scared the fuck out of me. I wouldnt wish this upon my worst enemy. Terribly, just terrible.
I once was bored in a church (how i got there... long story) but i started jumping from pew to pew, and i slipped and smashed a testicle and collapsed on the floor. I was about 11 or 12 as well. Hurt so bad... I couldnt move for about 20 minutes. Almost vomited.
Today my left testicle hangs a little lower than my right. Unrelated? Maybe. too much information? Definately.
does anything good ever come out of a church?
Descent
03-23-2005, 11:55 PM
TBSRK, the left is supposed to hang lower than the right. It's normal for a human, mine does.
DIZNUTS
03-24-2005, 12:56 PM
Anyone here ever have epidimitis?
It's a sperm line infection. The scary thing is, no sex is needed to get one.
They still don't know what causes them. They hurt like a fucking bitch, and the worst part is the Gonorrhea test.
They stick a mini Q-Tip into your snake eye, beyond the piss muscle.
Hurts like fucking hell, and it's gross as shit too.
You can do a search on WTF, I had it.
we all remember those.....descent your stories made all male readers hold their genitals in their hands just in case lol
Zickddot
03-24-2005, 02:31 PM
wow descent could u have any more pee pee problems?
billybob13
03-29-2005, 09:45 PM
TBSRK, the left is supposed to hang lower than the right. It's normal for a human, mine does.
my right nut hangs lower. should i be scared?
Easty
04-09-2005, 08:10 PM
just the other day, some of my friend's floormates were playing catch with a tennis ball in the hallway. i tried to jump outta the way and managed to get railed right in the nutsack.
i hate being a guy when it comes to this shit.
Jarilith
04-09-2005, 09:16 PM
Your balls dont hang at the same height so they dont knock into each other. :)
If im wrong someone correct me, but im pretty sure its normal and thats why..
See, balls cause all kinds of problems; they get you in trouble at church, they seem to attract painful flying object, they give you normalcy complexes, and when guys nore cuz when they sleep on their backs, their balls fall back to cover their asshole and it gives them vapor lock.
RogueSmiley
04-09-2005, 10:49 PM
I got that as a joke in an e-mail like two years ago.
So um.... :thumbsdn:
Jarilith
04-11-2005, 08:34 PM
you actually read them when ppl send you that shit??
I actually had this explained to me when my co-workers drunked husband came 4 hours too early to pick her up and we found him lying on his back in the dark, in the bed of the pickup, missing a shoe and his pants half off, so I unfortunately got the illustrated version. <cringes>
RogueSmiley
04-11-2005, 10:07 PM
Haha, that's pretty funny. And yes I do read emails that people send me. I don't know why though. I mean, who would. It's the dumbest thing in the world. God, I gotta set myself straight before I start reading them a few times a week. Can you imagine what those people are like?
Eww....
Jarilith
04-13-2005, 06:32 PM
I appreciate the fact that some ppl have nothing of any real value to say, yet still want to keep in touch, thus, the fwd. I just count the # of fwds by the same person: 1 fwd = I'll probably call them to say "hi"..... 3+fwds = I make a face and think about calling them later...... 7+fwds = I delete them all and vow not to speak to them for a while. 10+ = I block their email and never contact them again.
......maybe thats a little harsh, but hey, I'm bitchy.
i wish i could have seen the person fall when jusmping over the pews at church. hahahahah
Nailbomb
04-21-2005, 04:25 PM
One of these days I'm going to build a fortress around my boys to protect them from situations like these.
And, well, for those forwarded e-mails, I just skip to where it tells you how many people to send it to, then return it to the person who sent it to me that many times.
Vader
08-08-2005, 12:02 AM
Well almost....
When I was 11 I damn near pancaked my right nut when trying to lay down on the floor
:rofl: HaHaHa.
/me runs into bathroom to save pants from warm liquid!
Descent
08-08-2005, 06:27 AM
Well almost....
When I was 11 I damn near pancaked my right nut when trying to lay down on the floor. It was almost a week before my parents took me to a urologist. Two doctors were convinced that it was twisted and that it would have to be removed :eek: luckily my parents didn't just take their word for it and they opted for a sonogram to take a look inside my sac. Fortunately it was just inflamed and I went home with a new bottle of pills and in a couple weeks i was as good as new.
AUGH! Fuck, you made me scream zombie style there and piss off my dad.
I've had epidimitis, that sucks!