How often do you masturbate?

[fuck_you]

Just wondering.

[Descent]

I made it to 8 times once when I was on Risperdal.

Damn, that medication gave me excessive boners.

[fuck_you]

someone did it 11 times and then jizzed blood.

[Smoke]

Once a dayy........

[TwisT]

They're called women! I use one about 3 times a week. For obvious reasons I cannot post a pic of a vagina so here is the next best thing! Try not to gooby up your key board stag!
http://www.bollywoodscreensavers.com/wallpapers/celeb/imgs/catherine03.jpg

[fuck_you]

blah , over rated do a google searchf or dianati lie.

[TheLampIncident]

Depends on the day. But it always happens at least once.

[skylinec]

When I first joined I was aginst the whole Jacking off thing. Now the corrupting ways of this site have done this to me. I jack off maybe 2 times a day.

[bigck3000]

damn!....2 times a day...everyday?...you're some horny little bastards.

[Captain 151]

I don't need to beat my meat. I have pretty girls do it for me.

Concieted? Yes.
True? Yes.

IN YOUR FACE!

[vicodincasserole]

the answer to all your questions.... none of your fucking business

[fuck_you]

translation: im ashammed to admit i do it 13 times a day!

[Bibas]

Well, this is nothing to be ashamed of, now is it ?
He should be proud, this would be some kind of a record.

[chaz_schaeffer]

only once for me during the weekends, but whenever i get a chance during the week. it depends on how much hw i have

[Unforgiven]

more often than you.

[Smoke]

depending on the day..
1-2 times..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Smoke-it/untitled2.bmp
I killed like 1,000,000 kittens so far :(

[TheLampIncident]

it depends on how much hw i have

You get so much homework that you don't have time for a 5-minute wank?

Time to drop down from those honors classes, boy.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

too often

[HavokChylde]

too often

Too often????


Not enough.

[Chris14]

1-6 times a day for me.....I need to get a girlfriend

[Amoeba]

I found out, if you skip a day or two, then it will be even better! (but sometimes I can't help myself) It's like an addiction or something!

[HavokChylde]

I found out, if you skip a day or two, then it will be even better! (but sometimes I can't help myself) It's like an addiction or something!


Oh, hell yeah!



Save up boys, and it shoots across the sink, onto the mirror, bounces off the mirror, just so it can land on your favorite pet, who just "happened" to be in the bathroom/bedroom/movie theatre, in your lonelyness. Sickos.

[fuck_you]

lmao it's true. It sucks after the hsoots out though. It's like im feeling like this ^^^^^ then when it shoots out im like ........"my work is done here."

[chaz_schaeffer]

You get so much homework that you don't have time for a 5-minute wank?

Time to drop down from those honors classes, boy.

well it seems that i have more than just hw, i have to post on this site, plus im not a horny little bugger

[fuck_you]

you average 0.48 posts a day....

[chaz_schaeffer]

i havent been here is a long time, sorry

[YUCK FOU!!!]

do notheth worryeth...these forums are the best things since b&t..who agrees

[fuck_you]

cheers! i do.

[TheLampIncident]

I think it will be funnier when the tension between these two forums escalade and there's a giant War Of The Sexes with exploding vibrators and dildos fired from crossbows and large barrels of beer being dumped on the enemy.

[Easty]

about once a week. thanks to college there is NO PRIVACY!

[FUCKORBEFUCKED]

Once a day, twice on Sunday and still have ammo for the women. :thumbsup:

[MaxPower]

Once a day, twice on Sunday and still have ammo for the women. :thumbsup:
Why do I think you're pleasuring yourself to this poll?

[Not your enemy]

it really depends on a mood. If im happy (which is rarely) then i can have a 5min wank. Maybe like 4 times a week.

[LiberatioN]

i've stopped wanking as much as i used to in high school, mainly because it's just kinda lost it's fun. i have to have a reason to do it, and usually its spur of the moment...like i see something REALLY pleasuring and then go from there. I'd say on average about 4 times a week.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

good for you......

[RageAgainst]

Ok more than 5 a day..wtf?! I thought I was horny? eh. I do it 3-4 times a week..never more than once a day. And whenever I date a chick, took that tip from there's something about mary.. it works, really. :thumbsup:

[Dragonfly]

Bout once a day.

[ferengi]

It's been close to a year since I've done it. Once you quit for that long, you really lose any desire to do it.

[Dragonfly]

Holy fucking hell! Am i reading correctly? A year? How the fuck did you accomplish that. More over how the hell did u begin to stop. Thats fuckin amazing.

[TheLampIncident]

The most I've ever gone without wanking in the past five years was a six-day streak. I'm amazed.

[RageAgainst]

It's been close to a year since I've done it. Once you quit for that long, you really lose any desire to do it.

Have you been getting laid during that period? If not, dude, your balls must be like purple.

[shep75]

Just wondering.
it depends on what kind of day it is

[el crotcho]

of course i can get my girlfriend to do whatever for me, but if you want something done right you've gotta do it yourself

[YUCK FOU!!!]

thats the spirit

[keebs]

all i have to say is many of you have issues, i mean how can you beat it that many times in a day :question: :confused: :question: at most i will 4 times a week. and thats enough in my mind.

[killer potato]

for me...dont do it sunday,monday,tuesday,wednesday,t hursday, and friday...lets just say i get happy on saturdays ;)

[PatticusRex]

errr I've always lived by "Once a day keeps the wet dreams away"

[killer potato]

i wounder if girls do it this much lol

[Cutter]

Boy who goes to bed with desires in head, wake up with problem in hand. read that somewhere or mabey i made it up. no biggy it partanes to the thread.

[TheLampIncident]

Whenever I do it in the afternoon, I end up falling asleep.

[Chris]

Ok, I know most of you do this, it's perfectly normal...I call it training...so I never get out of practice... :D But I'm fucking addicted...several times a day...
But atleast I masturbate TO someone...if that makes it any better :D

[FUCKORBEFUCKED]

You should search before posting. :thumbsdn:

http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?t=7401&highlight=wank :thumbsdn:

EDIT: I guess max fixed the thread.

[MaxPower]

I masturbate whenever I see a thread with a poll that has been duplicated almost verbatim, from one posted a few weeks ago. (I'm spanking it as I type this with one hand). Someone pass the lotion.

[shep75]

Just wondering.

only when your mother is at my house.

[Smoke]

Whenever I do it in the afternoon, I end up falling asleep.
Who doesn't fall alseep?
I know I pass the fuck out.