View Full Version : Exersicing?!
Rurrouni
03-30-2005, 08:09 AM
damnit anyone know some good exercises other then the basics, I've done the basic shit over and over and it's just starting to get annoying. I need a little bit more excitement or I'll lose interest altogether so hep if you can. :cool:
skylinec
03-30-2005, 08:24 AM
Why is this in "That's gotta hurt"? You could masturbate yourself Thin. The natural way!
Rurrouni
03-30-2005, 08:26 AM
Because im also sadistic and was hoping to get some exersices that hurt a lot. :cool:
skylinec
03-30-2005, 08:28 AM
Masturbating hurts after a while?
DIZNUTS
03-30-2005, 12:44 PM
Because im also sadistic and was hoping to get some exersices that hurt a lot. :cool:
jerk off with some gasoline mixed with antifreeze.....the burning sensation is normal :thumbsup:
skylinec
03-30-2005, 01:03 PM
jerk off with some gasoline mixed with antifreeze.....the burning sensation is normal :thumbsup:Then if you really want to feel the burn, Put a match on your dick and watch it burst into flames! :thumbsup:
http://img50.exs.cx/img50/5001/stws8ve.jpg
skylinec
03-30-2005, 01:33 PM
Anime positions! Great.
']Anime positions! Great.
Naw, it's a catgirl excercise guide.
skylinec
03-30-2005, 01:39 PM
Sure it is. Or is that just what you want us to think
Shaggy2Dope94
03-30-2005, 01:40 PM
']Anime positions! Great.
Anime :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Anime
Otaku :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
skylinec
03-30-2005, 01:48 PM
OkatuMe no know Japanize. Why the fuck are you not cock farming?
SouthWolf
03-30-2005, 02:19 PM
It depends on what you are trying to accomplish with your excises. I know a bunch of painful shit. Trust me let me know what your goal is and I will get you there in pain.
You know what they say..
No pain, you're a wimp.
']Me no know Japanize. Why the fuck are you not cock farming?
otaku - pasty white fat nerd that loves anime and masturbates to tentacle rape.
AKA Wapanese, Japanophile, Egg
SouthWolf
03-30-2005, 02:25 PM
We say "Pain is weakness leaving the body"
We say "Pain is weakness leaving the body"
Tentacles are pain entering the body? :D
:cookie:
Jarilith
03-30-2005, 04:16 PM
You can get some killer excercise running from the tentacles....
....or tell some relatively healthy chick that she looks super fat in those pants.... she might not stop chasing you with a frying pan till she catches you tho... but thats why you gotta choose a healthy chick; the really fat ones wuss out too soon and you don't get your workout. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
DIZNUTS
03-30-2005, 04:39 PM
You can get some killer excercise running from the tentacles....
....or tell some relatively healthy chick that she looks super fat in those pants.... she might not stop chasing you with a frying pan till she catches you tho... but thats why you gotta choose a healthy chick; the really fat ones wuss out too soon and you don't get your workout. :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn: :thumbsdn:
hahahahahahahah great one dude :thumbsup:
Rurrouni
03-31-2005, 07:03 AM
these might be good suggests if I wasnt a guy >_>
and no I don't want to train my fucking dick, that kinda pain I hate, anything hurting the eyes, dick, teeth, or funny bone such.
Jarilith
04-01-2005, 04:12 PM
whinner.
hove420
04-01-2005, 06:24 PM
haha, work on some weights man, then jsut gradually work your way up, or walk and bike places
Jenkies
04-04-2005, 02:01 PM
Most painful exercise ever = Reverse calf raises. Stand on a block with your heels on the front edge so the front of your foot is hanging off, might want to grab on to something to support your balance while you do it. Lower the front of your feet as far as you can then raise back up as far as you can and you will start feeling a burning pain in the front of your calf (tibialis). Do this until complete failure when you can no longer get a full rep in and after this start doing partial repetitions until you can no longer even do those, then go back into the top position of the exercise and hold it there for like 30 seconds or until you absolutely give out. This will test your mental pain barriers to the limit.
The_Observer
04-04-2005, 06:18 PM
take a 40 pound dumbell in each hand or w/e you can do then take your arms and lift them to your shoulder level forcing the wieght out and do this like 30 times or so then rest do it again and rest do it again as many times as you can and it will cause you to be one sore muther in the morning
that shit hurts!