MaxPower
03-30-2005, 01:38 PM
As men we need an accurate measure of the Butter Face Factor. For those who don't know; butter face is when you look at a woman and think "Everything's SMOKIN'!.... but'er face". :D
What I propose is a 1-10/1-10 scale. (Face/Body)
This should not be confused with the regular 1-10 scale that we use to describe general hawtness. on this scale a face rating of 10 is still not very attractive when compared to the standard beauty rating, and a 1 on the body scale is still very attractive.
Here's how I figure it breaks down:
Face:
1= Utterly homely. 3 bags over her head, with some form of stuffing or padding so that you can't even make out the shape of her head. Perhaps even some form of moisture barrier to prevent wet spots, from the erupting zits.
10= The upper range. Requires less support from high end of the body scale. Not really that bad. a couple of beers and a week or two of celibacy is all you need to entertain thoughts of carnal knowledge with this one.
Body:(here's where it gets tricky)
The appearance of a woman’s body is easily masked or falsely advertised. A woman may appear to have full voluptuous breasts, but may be wearing a water bra. Once bra removed, the once beautiful orbs of pleasure that you had imagined, may give way to a couple of flabby "gym socks".
Also before making your B-scale calculations, take into account if the clothing looks loose in strategic areas.
1=A (1) on the body scale is marginally acceptable given a high Face rating. Use your judgment. The choice is up to you, but have her meet you outside, away from people, and it's best if she ducks when driving by your peers.
10=An absolutely, perfect, well sculpted, proportional goddess of a body. All of your friends would understand you having a one night stand with a 10. A 10 is the kind of body that when referring to a butter face is referred to as; "God's very cruel joke". It is a body that is so disproportionately, more hawt than the face; you believe she must have been in some type of accident.
Any input you may have to tweak the scale in the interest of accuracy is appreciated.
What I propose is a 1-10/1-10 scale. (Face/Body)
This should not be confused with the regular 1-10 scale that we use to describe general hawtness. on this scale a face rating of 10 is still not very attractive when compared to the standard beauty rating, and a 1 on the body scale is still very attractive.
Here's how I figure it breaks down:
Face:
1= Utterly homely. 3 bags over her head, with some form of stuffing or padding so that you can't even make out the shape of her head. Perhaps even some form of moisture barrier to prevent wet spots, from the erupting zits.
10= The upper range. Requires less support from high end of the body scale. Not really that bad. a couple of beers and a week or two of celibacy is all you need to entertain thoughts of carnal knowledge with this one.
Body:(here's where it gets tricky)
The appearance of a woman’s body is easily masked or falsely advertised. A woman may appear to have full voluptuous breasts, but may be wearing a water bra. Once bra removed, the once beautiful orbs of pleasure that you had imagined, may give way to a couple of flabby "gym socks".
Also before making your B-scale calculations, take into account if the clothing looks loose in strategic areas.
1=A (1) on the body scale is marginally acceptable given a high Face rating. Use your judgment. The choice is up to you, but have her meet you outside, away from people, and it's best if she ducks when driving by your peers.
10=An absolutely, perfect, well sculpted, proportional goddess of a body. All of your friends would understand you having a one night stand with a 10. A 10 is the kind of body that when referring to a butter face is referred to as; "God's very cruel joke". It is a body that is so disproportionately, more hawt than the face; you believe she must have been in some type of accident.
Any input you may have to tweak the scale in the interest of accuracy is appreciated.