View Full Version : I hate working alone.
Smiss
02-29-2004, 08:35 PM
Not only are there those safety issues that come up, and that I can't get any work done while helping all these people...
I HAVE TO CRAP SO FUCKING BAD AND I CAN'T!!!
*prays the mext 20 minutes pass quickly*
You should to eat something ... time runs more slowly when eating . :mfinger:
mthrlangl
03-01-2004, 07:12 AM
You should to eat something ... time runs more slowly when eating . :mfinger:
I would think that would only push the crap out faster..
Smiss
03-02-2004, 12:53 AM
ROFL! I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT! I had like 5 minutes left to go, and I decided I didn't care if people stole stuff while I crapped. They shouldn't leave me alone, then. :P
pampers will safe U :mfinger:
meezercat
03-02-2004, 06:41 PM
Are they even allowed to make you do that??
Smiss
03-10-2004, 01:00 AM
Of course. Lots of people all over the place work by themselves. I just won't poop my pants in the process. :D
Broken
03-12-2004, 11:51 AM
Not only are there those safety issues that come up, and that I can't get any work done while helping all these people...
I HAVE TO CRAP SO FUCKING BAD AND I CAN'T!!!
*prays the mext 20 minutes pass quickly*
You probably work alone, because nobody wants to put up with your dumbass. Really you shoulh think about the hanging thing.
gumercules
03-12-2004, 02:13 PM
uhhh. :mfinger:
Broken
03-12-2004, 02:59 PM
uhhh. :mfinger:
Wow. thought of that all on your own...pssh.. Freaking gibbon.
gumercules
03-12-2004, 04:00 PM
oh yeah totally. i marveled at my creativity as i crafted that last post
Broken
03-12-2004, 04:29 PM
Lol Nice! I love people who don't take shit to heart..
Smiss
03-13-2004, 01:13 AM
You probably work alone, because nobody wants to put up with your dumbass. Really you shoulh think about the hanging thing.
MmmHmm! Totally. Has nothing to do with payroll numbers, sales and other bullshit. Real nice that you are going to take a comment in one thread into every thing else I say. Where does my commenting on needing to take a shit really going to be any kind of real debate which would warrant being a complete ass? Mostly, I was being grossly funny (even though it wasn't very), which is what I am known for.
Broken
03-13-2004, 06:19 AM
MmmHmm! Totally. Has nothing to do with payroll numbers, sales and other bullshit. Real nice that you are going to take a comment in one thread into every thing else I say. Where does my commenting on needing to take a shit really going to be any kind of real debate which would warrant being a complete ass? Mostly, I was being grossly funny (even though it wasn't very), which is what I am known for.
I understand. You must not have found my post where I stated I was just chin checking ya, simply becuase you smarted off to me first. No biggie really. I don't take any of this serious. I don't even know you as a poster yet. Geez. I really thought by reading the posts before joining, this was a site where it's all out fun. All anyone needs is for someone to take any of this BS to heart and we are all in trouble. Relax, and hit me with what ya got. You aren't going to offend me, but I am going to come back at ya. If I can think of anything clever or funny.. Of course in my mind only..
Most important, if I get to you by anything I say. Stop; I am just freaking giving you a hard time. Peace! Have fun, and fuck you.. LOL
MWhere does my commenting on needing to take a shit really going to be any kind of real debate which would warrant being a complete ass?
Maybe he feels that you really didn't need to take a shit... :confused:
Smiss
03-13-2004, 06:16 PM
Oh you can give me a hard time all you want. Usually I am bored enough to find it amusing. I talked to an exboyfriend for a few years after the fact cause it was fun fucking with him. Not like "Oh, I'd get back together with you" like. More like "Wow you really are fucking worthless, aren't you?" But now I just get annoyed because he IMs me while I am trying to play Tetris and it fucks me up.
Broken
03-13-2004, 06:27 PM
Oh you can give me a hard time all you want. Usually I am bored enough to find it amusing. I talked to an exboyfriend for a few years after the fact cause it was fun fucking with him. Not like "Oh, I'd get back together with you" like. More like "Wow you really are fucking worthless, aren't you?" But now I just get annoyed because he IMs me while I am trying to play Tetris and it fucks me up.
:) Nice to just let loose and it's all in fun. Like the person on the other end doesn't really give a ratass what you say. AHHH the joys of the internet.. Check out the sink thing.. I am not a plumber, but I bet you guys could fix it easier than waiting on the super.
GottaHurt
03-29-2004, 01:01 PM
I have mixed emotions on taking a dump at work.First there's the whole sanitary issue of having to disinfect the seat before using it.There's some nasty ass non aiming mofo's where I work.How do you get shit on the seat?
C'mon, show some respect towards your fellow employees and their needs.
The good part of it all (besides the big splattering sound) is that there's an air conditioning vent over the last stall, cool air blowin' down as you read the graffiti and gettin' paid to boot.
Broken
03-29-2004, 02:05 PM
I have mixed emotions on taking a dump at work.First there's the whole sanitary issue of having to disinfect the seat before using it.There's some nasty ass non aiming mofo's where I work.How do you get shit on the seat?
C'mon, show some respect towards your fellow employees and their needs.
The good part of it all (besides the big splattering sound) is that there's an air conditioning vent over the last stall, cool air blowin' down as you read the graffiti and gettin' paid to boot.
And you work in what resort as a chef???? Nice!!
badassmtbiker
03-29-2004, 02:58 PM
There are 4 different companies on my floor in our building. We all share one restroom - well, one Women's room and one Men's room. One of the offices are lawyers. I swear they are the filthiest motherfuckers around. They give us (software geeks) all bad looks in the hall, as we're all in jeans, t-shirts, some in hats. Look like we just walked outta the college dorm, while they're in their $5000+ power suits. Well ya know what? This geek has enough respect to flush the fucking toilet when he's done. Say, Mr. Litigator - how the fuck do you leave three floaters in the toilet with no toilet paper? Seriously. Did you not wipe? Did you change stalls, after you looked down and thought, "whoa, this shit is too beautiful to flush. I must share it with the others." WTF!! And they don't wash their hands. Sure, they aren't preparing someone's food, but they shake hands. A lot. They're fucking attorneys for fucks sake. Gross.
Broken
03-29-2004, 03:06 PM
LOL.. Dude their shit doesn't stink! My fucking In-laws are that way. So high and mighty, but they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instruction were on the heel.
badassmtbiker
03-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Yea, I've tried to figure it out - like, do they not wash their hands because they're just too busy? I knew a guy that never washed his hands, and when called out on it, he replied that he didn't need to - as he's not in the habbit of pissing on his hands. I pointed out that he probably touched the handle if flushed, and touched the door handle/knob which other people that *do* piss on their hands touched. Some people just don't get it. Like people that think the ass-gasket is used to prevent you from passing germs onto the toilet seat. Sure, that's one way of looking at it. I take the "it keeps all of y'alls nastiness from touching my ass" approach, however.
Okay, I think I'm done with this subject. I'm but a junior poster, but majority of my posts have centered around shit, vomit, and the toilet. Hmmm..
Broken
03-29-2004, 04:02 PM
Do you work for MS?
GottaHurt
03-29-2004, 04:23 PM
And you work in what resort as a chef???? Nice!!
LMAO...first, we cook the food in the kitchen, not the bathroom.Second, it's the nasty ass mofo's I work with who have no couth.The fucked up part is, I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.
badassmtbiker
03-29-2004, 05:01 PM
Do you work for MS?
Sweet jesus no! Thankfully. I still have my soul. Barely any paycheck, but I own my soul, and even get a little free time. Woohoo!!
Broken
03-29-2004, 05:21 PM
LMAO...first, we cook the food in the kitchen, not the bathroom.Second, it's the nasty ass mofo's I work with who have no couth.The fucked up part is, I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.
I gotcha man I can read. I don't what to think about the people that cook my food as humans. LOL. I wasn't saying anything against your habits. I just want my robot chef to not ever go to the restroom during working hours. I think it should be a crime. You should be required to shower before a shift then not let out of the kichen, under you are off 12 hours later.. hehe..
Broken
03-29-2004, 05:29 PM
Sweet jesus no! Thankfully. I still have my soul. Barely any paycheck, but I own my soul, and even get a little free time. Woohoo!!
Jebus doesn't know me. :frown:
GoalTaylor22
03-29-2004, 05:37 PM
hate working alone? become a porn star, they dont work alone all that often, and when they do it isn't very good.
Skorch
03-29-2004, 06:16 PM
Sweet jesus no! Thankfully. I still have my soul. Barely any paycheck, but I own my soul, and even get a little free time. Woohoo!!
So you still have full ownership of your soul huh? You know, I could get you a great deal on that if you're interested. Or if you're not sure about wholesale, we could talk lease.
badassmtbiker
03-30-2004, 10:35 AM
So you still have full ownership of your soul huh? You know, I could get you a great deal on that if you're interested. Or if you're not sure about wholesale, we could talk lease.
Hmm.. the lease sounds interesting. What are the terms.
GottaHurt
03-30-2004, 02:19 PM
I gotcha man I can read. I don't what to think about the people that cook my food as humans. LOL. I wasn't saying anything against your habits. I just want my robot chef to not ever go to the restroom during working hours. I think it should be a crime. You should be required to shower before a shift then not let out of the kichen, under you are off 12 hours later.. hehe..
LMFAO....oh man, you don't even want to know about the 5 second rule!?!
badassmtbiker
03-30-2004, 02:33 PM
LMFAO....oh man, you don't even want to know about the 5 second rule!?!
Sweet! Just in time for lunch. And I was thinking of McDonald's today, too. Thanks.
rio258k
04-20-2004, 04:07 PM
I overheard a co-worker talking about how he pisses on the toilet paper in public restrooms.I've been using the brown paper hand towels for a couple years now as a result of that one.
That is what they do at my high school. So if you have to crap you have to run all over looking for a bathroom where the toilet paper is good. And the school also took the doors off the stalls cuz potheads smoke there.......... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY